Collected by Dookie McBride

1. Certainly covers all bases.

(Photo by loungelistener).

2. And a Happy New Year.

(Photo by David Mongeau-Petitpas).

3. Over my dead body I’m waiting for you.

(Photo by -beatnik-).

4. Right next to the sign that reads: “All you can eat that we put on your plate.”

(Photo by Yeashua).

5. Nice.

(Photo by excard1970).

6. Pass.

(Photo by iluvcocacola).

7. “Living in America!”

(Photo by SheenaU).

8. Nothing like truth in advertising.

(Photo by sgacouple01).

9. It’s like Disneyland for nursing babies!

(Photo by Suncoyote).

10. Miracles sold separately.

(Photo by whizchickenonabun).

11. Rriigghhtt.

(Photo by Gunnar Bangsmoen).