Written by Dookie McBride

1. God help us.

(Photo by Laura Kicey).

2. Furst kum, furst surfed.

(Photo by Kuminiac).

3. From a politically astute second-grader.

(Photo by Lettuce1).

4. Nice try but no cigar.

(Photo by Tiny_tear).

5. Now hiring: police officers. Minimum educational qualifications: none.

(Photo by Xetark).

6. In love with all things domestic.

(Photo by 4rank).

7. Sorry, we can’t not point out how retarded you sound.

(Photo by C.A. Shields).

8. And we all so clearly see who flunked remedial grammar.

(Photo by Steph Tichenor).

9. Someone paid for this?

(Photo by Cloudasmoke).

10. Boat and mast sold separately.

(Photo by The Real Devil Doll).

11. You!! are!! a!! moron!!

(Photo by Touchmenots).

12. Harry Potter’s country hideaway.

(Photo by Zach Krugler).

13. Yum.

(Photo by Stephee).

14. At least there are no spelling mistakes.

(Photo by Seth W.)