Written by collegebars
Meet 19 year old Lynzee Stauss. The author of ?College isn?t necessary?. Lynzee believes that women should not have to go to college. Why you ask? Well because the boys should have to, and these boys need to work if they want to have a good life. She believes that a husband should get home from work so she can ?go out to eat with all the money he makes and also pay the bills.? You can read the rest of her grammatically amusing article below.
But is this real? Or is it some sort of internet hoax aimed at garnering attention for a website? Well, we did some searching of social networking sites and found Lynzee, added her as a friend, and she accepted. We think she has yet to realize her recent internet fame. Or that all of her photos are going to be circulated around the internet now that they are public domain.
So what do we do now that she has revealed everything to us? We release it, of course. Because even Libby Hoeller knows, once you post something to the internet you can?t take it back.
Below you will find her profile and albums including her mother who undoubtedly is partially responsible for instilling this brilliant logic upon her child. We cant help but wonder, did Lynzee?s mother go to college? Did she find a man who is successful and ?treats her like a princess?? We hope not, because uh, well you can see her mother below and draw your own conclusion. (It would be kind of a bum deal for him!)
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About me:
my name is lynzee. im 18i love life i absolutly LOVE my boyfriend he treats me like a princess. He is my prince charming. And there is nobody out there for me better then him. I have two of the most AMAZING friends. Amber and Charisma I dont know what I would do without them.
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Hi. I tried already to enlarge my penis, same with breasts. I own several boxes of Viagra already. Bug me not, Please.
Thanks
what a dumb bitch. ofc shes american.
Once or twice a year, my school (a US college) releases fake news papers with bogus stories. I believe one comes out around April 1 and another comes out around the time of our homecoming game against our long-time football rival, UGA, that is a spoof of a news paper their school publishes. I could see finding an article like the one above in that edition, in fact, I think there is one similar to it every semester.
Or maybe this girl really is that crazy, and some newspaper has standards so low that something like the article above would be published.
I say my first thought is much more likely despite the LOLz that the second one creates.
Why is a girl this stupid writing articles. It’s pathetic people actually plan to do nothing with their lives. Some women can get away without working because of looks, but if I was her I wouldn’t count on it.
To Steinschmetzer, because of course only Americans are stupid. I see.
I don’t blame her, shit I wish i would have married a she-doctor so I could sit at home and spend her money all day while she worked. What kind of a retard wouldn’t want that! Sure its lazy and selfish, but If years of psychology courses in college taught me nothing else, it is that people are innately selfish and lazy (no matter what country you are talking there Steinschmetzer, we just do “lazy” better than anyone else – just like most things… It seems the “lazy horrible american” culture is seeping all over the rest of the planet, not vice-versa so i guess we are doing something right dipshit!).
Great grammar. Outstanding vocabulary. Why bother with commas. And oh, in her profile she writes “there’s nobody out there better then him” – the word here is THAN, not THEN. But I respect her honesty. I hope she can keep her little love nest together after her knees start wearing her tits.
She went to Paris Hilton’s school of That’s Hot.
Hey ppl, I think she was kinda making a joke ! Even if she’s serious it’s a matter of personal choice if she wants to stay at home and do her nails, I’m sure theres guys out there that would prefer that. there’s no reason to target her and send hate mail to her facebook, it’s just childish.
She needs to take an english comp class because her writing skills are at about a 5th grade level.
And sorry honey, you ain't good looking enough to find a guy who is going to let you sit at home and be Peg bundy.
I dont think this is a real article. I admit I thought this way once upon a time when I was about 14 years old but, I still always wanted to go to college. If this girl is that old and think she will live off a man and have children that's it. I mean what type of life is that it's not the 50's