5 Myspace Morons

Written by Profiles Blog

Money, We all Want it, But those who Have it sure as heck don’t Photograph themselves standing in the mirror holding a couple hundred bucks with the caption “ima rich azz nigga”:

Here are todays Money hungry Profile Gansta’s:

obama hater

This dude with a high school education, claims to make $250,000 a year. Pretty impressive for someone who wrote the following blog entry about Barrack Obama:
“I iz guna b votN repUblikaN dis elektion cUz obaMa b uh fraUd. dat dur neRd b uH wanNba OG GanGsTa, he nahT no waT eet B lyke awn da streeTz lYke mi n mI BOiz duz. He b Uh ImposTa n b Uh disGraCe 2 uz blaK peePz evreewhur”

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city employee millionaire

23 years old – Income over $250,000
“IM 23 YEARS OLD I LIKE CHILLIN GOING 2 THE CLUB N SHIT N IM A EASY GOING ASS NIGGA IF U DONT GET MY TIMING WRONG I GOT A GOOD JOB I WORK FOR THE CITY OF BOYNTON IM ASS REAL AS IT GOING TO GET!!!!!GET AT ME!!!!!”

Wow, who knew that the city of Fort Lauderdale offered college dropouts $250,000 a year job. Must be the Size XXXXXL shirt he’s wearing.

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money!

Should be proud of himself. 19 Year old High school dropout with a gun and $380 in his hand. He brags about being crack dealer at 19!
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money man

Caption under this Picture “GET CHA CA$H UP NIGGA”- CAUSE BITCH WE EATIN”
This guy 22 Year old, with no college education claims to make $250,000 a year. Learn to talk first!

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Wow about $350 in your hands, thats impressive. Graduated HS 8 months ago and already making over $250,000 per year. Come on man, if you are making $250,000 a yeah I would expect at least a few hundreds in there, or maybe a gold chain or something.

42 thoughts on “5 Myspace Morons”

  1. Faithful and Favored

    I just turned down a request for add from a guy that had piles of money around his feet and in his hands. He talked about a certain type of weed he wished he could grow here, while showing a pic of marijuana bushes growing around him. Called them his babies…I should’ve reported him but didn’t think to do that. Ah well!

  3. Ms.Danger (BEAUTY)

    since these are all males i’m guessing they’re choosing to take pictures with they’re moey as a reminder of what they could have before they make they’re child support payments…HOPING that they do pay child support!!!

  6. Laughing Belle

    Wow…I have not had such a huge laugh in a long time. Once I started to realize these guys are such sad cases it was not so funny anymore but really disgusting.

  7. eBlack

    I used to have 250,00 on my income not because I was broke but because I didnt feel that myspace was important enough to have anything else. Give them a break, yeah they are extra cheesey but that’s life….

  8. Alessa

    Oh why, oh why, oh why do white people still look down at black people? (As a whole, not personally, thx)

    Smile guys. You’re the reason.

  12. Brad

    lmmfao what a sad looking bunch of fucking losers black or white 1nz no worse or better then the other a loser is a loser being a loser isn’t racist hahahahahaha

  15. Jay

    “ignorant people such as yourself perpetuate the madness that is racism.”

    The first guy up there is white… so this is less racism and more HATRED FOR MORONS… such as yourself ๐Ÿ˜€

  16. Chris

    I love how the last one had an “Exit” sign and looked like a hallway to an apartment.

    And the top one still lives at his mom’s house.

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