Plan to Take Over World
FOUND by Brooke in Long Beach, Mississippi
Haha, I found this on the floor in my school’s hallway… I’m guessing he likes Halo. This child isโฆ wellโฆ um.. _______. Yeah!
Plan to Take Over World
FOUND by Brooke in Long Beach, Mississippi
Haha, I found this on the floor in my school’s hallway… I’m guessing he likes Halo. This child isโฆ wellโฆ um.. _______. Yeah!
looks like a solid plan
That wasn’t a 5th grader. How’d you get a hold of my secret plans?!?!?!?
lawl, fucking germans
Surely you are Pinky….. you most be the mouse pinky.
I havn’t seen you in a while, ungrateful mouse…. probably the fame from our TV shows changed you forever.
You will never succeed without me,
The Brain
It appears that Liberace is his greatest obstacle.
Oh man I’m with you 100% on this, but I don’t think we should make a spartan army, I’d rather have a samurai army.. Then again they have to kill themselves if they lose don’t they? Okay how about we have factions, a Spartan army, a Samurai army, a Ninja army, a Pirate army, and I think we should enslave Liberace since you see him as such a great obstacle he can surly aid us in battle!
wow. this post is totally not cool and far from a best article. killing gays and performing genocide – not cute from a 9yo. and really a sick choice to post by this site.
Too much TV maybe????
ROFL! Frigging incredible. Heck, by Step 5, he’s on a roll. You can’t go wrong with Spartans ๐
// En
Humorless Today; wow. your post is totally not cool. you’re boring.
Haha, I took it that an older person wrote it, and after watching ‘are you smarter than a fifth grader’ a great fear of said grade was harbored. They must be stopped!
I think having a Spartan army would not be the best plan considering there being alot of revolutionary inventions since the bronze age. a better plan would be to get a whole bunch of children perhaps kindergardeners and raze them to become more modern super soldiers.
@Matt
I think he means the spartans off of the Halo series
well thats silly. video games are not real life. thease are things you need to think of before you try to take over the world.
Hey, listmaking is a sign of success
actually quite worrying…
this kid has serious issues
So, you didn’t turn this in to the proper authorities? The school wasn’t locked down and SWAT wasn’t called? No FBI? No handwriting analysis to uncover the culprit, thus derailing a Columbine-like(tm) school massacre? You didn’t release the name of the terrorist child to the Media so they could holler for a couple of days about how video games and hip-hop are warping the children, filling them with xenophobia and hate? No satellite trucks in front of the parent’s home, with sweaty, gushing teenaged girls yelping into microphones and live feeds about how the parent failed and interviewing neighborss about how, “they were just a quiet family who kept to themselves” except that one time the boy was spotted in the back yard throwing dirt clods at green plastic Army Men? Then you, BROOKE, are a disgrace as an educator. Turn in your credential.
stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid
How did this kid find out about Liberace? I didn’t know about him until 6th grade.
In response to # 7, I’m gay and find it hilarious. And to #19, he probably is gay and doesn’t realize it yet. That’s how he knows about him.
sure sounds like a solid plan, I think the hardest part in your plan will be step 7 ๐
@ Yair Tendler – Step #7 might be a bit difficult but I think step #8 will be the hardest, considering that Liberace is already dead! He died Feb 4, 1987…
#4 Replace Bungie with Google, and then it’s a solid plan.
prove libarache was gay????
GOOD luck with that kid! that man was as straight as an (bent) arrow
Step 12: Repent and kill thyself.
lol sounds good!! i kinda want to try it now. i wonder how he’s going to get number 3 done.
This is hilarious!! People who find this offensive or disturbing need to lighten up and laugh a little.
Yeehaw mothafucka we’re gonna come down on liberace like a bat outta hell!
I hear jordy Baily is gay
Already tried this, didn’t work. Must try Plan B now.
P.S Liberace was gay and fucked sheep
He’s from the south and his plan to take over the world involves revealing a homosexual and then killing him hahahahaha
Stereotypes.
If you think this kid is going to go on to do something violent, you probably think that the kids who made a Doom map of their school were planning a shooting rampage (which, BTW, I did with Duke Nukem 3D, and never shot up my school–well, except for in DN3D).
“Kill 5th Grade”? Make a Spartan army? Pretty sure this kid was bored in class and was just killing (pun intended) time–and time alone.
This kid will be in prison by 18.
Or younger if they decide to try him as an adult.
Total fake. Just because you pretend to have a child’s handwriting (which mine almost is despite my best efforts, perhaps because I have spent so long typing on a keyboard), doesn’t make it realistic or funny. The “child” doesn’t know who Liberachi is, doesn’t care about Michael Jackson and certainly holds no grudges against Germany (lest he has a 5th grade teacher who is overzealous about WWII).
Get over yourself. Not funny…
(1) Prove Humorless Today was gay
(2) Kill Humorless Today.
This basically sounds like the stuff that I wrote at 5th grade.
You people are way too sensitive.
I thought it was hilarious.
This worries me…
Carry on!
Jeez. People seriously need to lighten up.
The kid was probably just bored in class. (Hence the ‘kill the 5th grade’).
Learn to laugh people.
finally a dictator-to-be that wasn’t worried about the french!
@daver – he IS french, hence the desire to kill Germans. ๐
A /b/tard in the making =/
step 12: ??????????? ?????????
step 13: Profit
he skipped 2 steps
12) ????
13) profit!!
HA that’s fab. Shows planning and a train of thought, That child will go far.
Humorless Today, get a life. and Mark…. shut up.
teHehee, sounds like fun- count me in as an evil minion.
Oh and for all curious people who were wondering how he knew about liberachi, he probably watches southpark and plays halo like just about any fifth grader with an older brother…
And for everyone that is ‘disturbed’ by this post, I’m curious as to what you day dreamed about in grade school? (girls don’t count) I’d probably wager it involved any of the pop-icons of your era whether it be a power rangers or evil halo dictator or hell it could’ve been the lone ranger… my point being that it’s hardly disturbing at all, so just chillax and enjoy the endless creativity and fun-loving nature that embodies children everywhere.
This does not strike me as the work of a 5th grader, they normally would respect page margins. The style of writing is more indicative of college sophomores, and that…my dear friends… is very disturbing!!!
I thought Liberace was was already dead, got syphilis from fucking sheep and shoving beavers up his ass.
Oh boob biter, only straight guys fuck sheep.
Even though it is not really written by a fifth grader, it is funny. Killing Germans is always funny. Killing gays is even funnier. Taking over the whole world funnier still. Killing people that don’t think it is funny to do those things is even funnier still. Learn to laugh.
some of you need to chill the fuck out and stop being so uptight, saying this kid is a monster and has mental issues. he is 9 years old, and a boy. that should explain everything
WTF u need help
unless u give me half the world if your plan work
ONE WORD : ROBOTS
Kids these days..
I dont know many adults let alone fifth graders who know who liberace is…
i think by Spartans, he meant Spartan II’s (you cant see it very well in the handwriting)…so by playing too much Halo, hed believe that he could magically create an army of Master Chiefs. Yep. that makes sense.
A better plan would be to get in good with the Rockefeller family.
oh and add get rid of the niggers and sand niggers.
boner sthu you racist basdard
bastard*
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Wow…Michael Jackson is already dead though!
is it too early to say this?! Oh well…I thought he was going to die soon anyways….
DANG!!! He just finished step 9!!! He’s almost an Evil Dictator.
Oh dear god! I think I know how he was able to fund his production of the factory and Spartans, he and Disney formed an Alliance! O_O The end is nigh! Give him 3 more years and all will be unfolded.
Stupid little brat, i’m glad mt kids are not such morons
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