Monthly Archives: November 2008

50 Beautiful Free WordPress Themes

Written by Six Revisions

There are many talented designers out there that choose to provide WordPress themes for free. Most of the time, the only small favor they ask you is that you attribute the design to them and link back to their site (a very reasonable request).

In this collection, you’ll find 50 excellent, high-quality, free WordPress themes. These themes range from being elaborate and colorful to being clean and simple so that you may find one that suits your design tastes.

Note: Be sure to check out the license of the theme for restrictions in usage (if any) and it’s always good (and very much appreciated) to attribute the designer even if they don’t explicitly ask you to.

Color Paper

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Cellar Heat

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Simply Ornate

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Agregado

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Notepad Chaos

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WordPress Fun

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Infinity

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Outdoorsy Theme

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Curious

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Brightness

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japan-style

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BizTheme

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SCRUFFY

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Aspire

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Pixeled

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Wilderness

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SuperFresh

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WP CODA

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Vikiworks V5

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MyWall

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Firebug

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Illacrimo

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iTheme

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Tigerpress

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Mahiwaga

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Photo Clip

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Dilectio

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Typebased

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The Original Premium News

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Snapshot

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Portfolio

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Mimbo 2

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ColdBlue

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Sharpfolio

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Yoghourt

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BlogBus

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Ashford

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SubtleZen

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Vistalicious

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Small Magazine

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Sp142 theme

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Chronicles

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DailyPress

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Portfolio Press

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WordPress Magazine theme

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Brilliance

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Simple Balance 2.0

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The Unstandard

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Modicus Remix

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Lightning

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16 Health Tips for Coping with Cold and Flu Season

Written by Derek Markham

Citrus for healthWhen cold and flu season hits this year, be prepared with some preventative action.

You can’t avoid every cold going around, but you may be able to minimize your family’s risk.

By following some of these health tips, maybe you can make it through the flu season unscathed.

Some are common sense, and some might take some effort, but the payoff of a healthy family is definitely worth it.

Prevention is always cheaper than the cure…

  1. Wash your hands frequently, especially when returning home from a public place. Stay away from “antibacterial” soaps with triclosan.
  2. Change your hand towels often. Using a common towel may pass germs from one person to another.
  3. Clean the places that harbor the most germs in your house.
  4. Get plenty of sleep. Not getting enough sleep will negatively affect your immune system, leaving you more vulnerable to cold and flu viruses. Be aware of what your body needs (8 hours may not be enough for some people), and supplement it with quick cat-naps of 15 to 30 minutes if you can.
  5. Stay hydrated. Living and working inside with the heat on really dries you out, and it’s harder to remember to drink water when it isn’t hot outside.
  6. Take your vitamins. Find a good whole-food based multivitamin for you and your family, especially if you aren’t eating as healthy as you should.
  7. Get some sunshine. Exposing yourself to the sun every day boosts vitamin D production and helps to lift your mood, which affects your immune response.
  8. Stay active. Regular exercise, especially vigorous exercise, keeps your body healthy and offsets our modern sedentary lifestyle.
  9. Be positive. Having a positive outlook may be one of the most important things you do for your health.
  10. Vitamin C. I am a big fan of Emergen-C. Just mix with water for a fizzy, energizing drink.
  11. Eat more fruits and veggies. Vegetables and fruits are nutritional powerhouses, and with citrus coming into season in the winter, eating lots of oranges is a cheap way to support your immune system.
  12. Use herbs for healing. Astragalus, osha root, echinacea, and elderberry extract are widely used and easily found in health food stores and co-ops.
  13. Get a massage. A massage will help to support your lymphatic system and flush toxins from your body.
  14. Take it easy on the coffee and alcohol. At the first sign of illness, try taking a break from coffee and alcohol to give your liver less to deal with.
  15. Just say no. When feeling less than optimal, do less, stay home from work if you can, and don’t over-commit. Make your health the highest priority.
  16. Avoid taking over-the-counter medications. Suppressing the symptoms through medication may make you feel temporarily better, but it’s usually best to let your body heal itself.

Here’s to a healthy cold and flu season!

Image: Steven Fernandez at Flickr under Creative Commons

30 FireFox Add Ons To Do Just About Anything

Written by TechCityInc

Firefox is one browser that offers you thousands of extensions and add-ons to get the job done without wasting any time. I’ve compiled a list of best 30 Firefox add ons that will help you do just about anything. On the top of my head and my personal favorite

1. Fast Dial

Fast Dial is a great FireFox add-on and a feature that you all have probably seen in Opera already. Fast Dial replaces blank tabs with a panel of thumbnails of your favorite sites. So whenever you open a new tab it will show you the list of websites> you have added. From there simply click the thumbnail to open the website immediately. Plus point for Fast Dial is that it allows you to add up to 100 websites with the customization options.

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Download : Fast Dial

2. ImageShack

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Another add-on that really comes in Handy is the ImageShack Firefox add on. When you’re browsing the internet there are lots of websites you come across and there are certain pictures that you really like. A good way to collect all the pictures is by installing this add on. Simply Right click on any image and click “Transload Image to Imageshack”. Once done those pictures will be uploaded in your Picture Gallery before you know it.

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Register on Imageshack, click tools and get the toolbar.

3. StumbleUpon Toolbar

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Bookmarking becomes really easy with Stumbleupon Toolbar. Once it’s installed in your browser simply click “I Like It” from the toolbar and consider it as a bookmark in your profile. Plus it’s also a good way to promote any article you like.

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Start Stumbling

4. ClipMark

img361/6361/clipmarks7ov6.jpgClipmark allows you to capture Text and Videos exactly how you want others to see instead of simply copy and pasting links. All these clips will be saved on clipmarks.com and can easily be syndicated to FriendFeed, Twitter, Facebook or other sites. You can also post anything you clip directly to your blog like Blogger, WordPress, Typepad and more.

Download : Clipmark

5. Blogger Bar

This Firefox Toolbar allows you to Search Blogger, and Blogger Profiles and includes a “Blog This” function, which allows you to Blog a link, and information about the current page you’re on. Brings the power of Blogger into a single toolbar.

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Download : Blogger Bar

6? TwitterBar

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It seems like everyone who there uses Twitter. TwitterBar allows you to post to Twitter from Firefox’s address bar. That definitely saves lots of time. A small unobtrusive grey icon sits to the right of your address bar; clicking on it will post your tweet, and you can hover your mouse over it to see how many characters you have left.

Download : Twitterbar

7. WordPress Sidebar

Since we’re on the topic here’s a very helpful add on that allows you to log in to your wordpress account from the sidebar of your browser.

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Download : WordPress Sidebar

8. Adsense Notifier

Add on publishers really can’t stay away from. It allows you to check your Adsense earnings on the status bar and it automatically updates the status every now and then. You don’t have to login to your account again and again to see if you got more clicks or not. Unfortunately it’s not available for Firefox 3 yet but we’re expecting anew update soon so till then hang on!

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Download for older versions : Adsense Notifier

9. JustBlogIt

JustBlogIt is a Firefox extension to allow easy right-click posting to a weblog. From any website your new blog post is only a right-click away. What I like about JustblogIt is that it supports posting to a variety of weblog system types and is not specific to just one. You can also use the custom setting to add any weblog type you want.

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Download : Justblogit

10. Universal Uploader

FireFox extension that allows you to upload/download files from your favorite websites using a simple interface. Currently it supports

  • Box.net
  • Flickr
  • Picasa
  • Youtube
  • Facebook
  • Webshots
  • Omnidrive
  • Smugmug
  • SmeStorage
  • Google Docs
  • Snaphappi (new), a digital photo processing website
  • Adobe Share (new)
  • Slideshare (new) (Share your presentations online)

and its growing

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Download : Universal Uploader

11. Create short URLs

If you’re annoyed with really long URLs like then this tag is for you. Just right click on the page and click wapURL and you will be presented with a short URL. This is great if you need to send text messages or emails. When you use the short URL the key passed is looked up against our database and the user in then redirected to your requested URL. I have seen a lot of guys using it now a days. It’s pretty popular among the social media guys

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Download : Create Short URLS

12. FastDic

FastDic extension provides a fast way to look up word in dictionary. Hold the Alt,Ctrl or Shift keys and click any word in web page. Then word is automatically selected by extension and word’s meaning page is open in new tab,new window or sidebar. This is a really helpful add on.

Instruction of how you can install it in Firefox 3

“To make it work in Firefox 3+ To make it work in Firefox 3+: 1. Go on the ‘See All Versions’ page 2. Right click on the latest version, then ‘Save Link As…’ 3. on your computer, open the saved .xpi file with WinRar or something similar 4. extract the ‘install.rdf’ file from the archive and open it in Notepad 5. change em:maxVersion 2.bla bla to 3.* 6. replace the ‘install.rdf’ file in the archive with this modified version 7. drag the modified .xpi on Firefox and install it”

Dictionary pages can opened in 4 flavor
· to New Window : Dictionary page is open on small window (450 X 358)
· to New Tab: Dictionary page is open on a new tab window
· to SideBar: Dicionary page is open on FireFox’s side bar
· to New Window : Dicionary page is open on window (700 X 500)
· This can be configured on Options dialog

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Download : FastDic

13. FireShot

Fireshot is great add on that gives you the ability to capture web pages in the form of screenshots. You can then edit it, add annotations and upload to free screenshot hosting, save as PNG, GIF, JPEG, BMP, print copy to clipboard, send to external editor or e-mail it.

It’s also possible to choose whether you want to capture entire web page or take screenshot of only visible part of the web page.

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Download : FireShot

14. DownThemAll

DownthemAll is a power Firefox extension that that adds new advanced download capabilities to your browser. It’s probably one of the best download manager/accelerator built inside Firefox. It assists you in downloading multiple files from a page with just a few clicks. I must say it is one popular Firefox add on because there are 315,650 weekly downloads and 17,721,691 total downloads so far.

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Download : DownThemAll

15. Digg

One of the very regular extensions that that allows you to interact with Digg.com and see information about the web page you are currently viewing while you use Firefox. You can

  • View new stories
  • View Popular, Upcoming, Top, and Hot Stories
  • Friends activity
  • Discover New Content on the Web

The extension allows you to see whether or not the web page you are currently viewing has been submitted to Digg. If the page has not yet been submitted to digg, the extension allows you to submit it.

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Download : Digg Add on

16. FoxyTunes

This add on is for the people who like to listen to music while they’re surfing the internet. FoxyTunes lets you control almost any media player and find lyrics, covers, videos, bios and much more with a click right from your browser.

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Download : FoxyTunes

17. GreaseMonkey

GreaseMonkey is a must have add on. Greasemonkey is the necessary extension to run the ceaseless stream of Greasmonkey scripts that allow you to customize sites from Facebook to Gmail. Hundreds of scripts, for a wide variety of popular sites, are already available at http://userscripts.org. You can write your own scripts, too. Check out http://wiki.greasespot.net/ to get started.

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Download : GreaseMonkey

18. Webmail Notifier

It allows you to check your emails without logging in to the actual website. If it really gets frustrating for you to log in to the website each time just to see if you have received any new email or any unread mails left. You don’t need to worry about it anymore. With WebMail Notifier you will be able to check emails without logging in to the actual website. WebMail Notifier checks your webmail accounts and notifies the number of unread emails on your statusbar. It currently support

  • mail.google.com(Gmail & Google Apps)
  • mail.yahoo.com
  • mail.live.com(hotmail,msn,live)
  • www.daum.net(hanmail.net)
  • www.naver.com
  • www.empas.com
  • www.nate.com

If you want other webmail provider, you can make your own script but you need to be enough knowledgeable to change the user scripts.

Download : Webmail Notifier

19. DownloadHelper

DownloadHelper is a way to discover many sites showing Web videos from all around the world. It not only let you download videos from the internet but it also allows you to convert them to many different formats. Just surf the Web as you are used to, when DownloadHelper detects it can do something for you, the icon gets animated and a menu allows you to download files by simply clicking an item.

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Download : DownloadHelper

20. Meebo

I simply love this add on. It’s your one stop to instant messaging across all major IM networks built right into Firefox. It works great with AIM, Yahoo, Msn and Gtalk. I guess that is all we need.

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Download : Meebo

21. Del.icio.us Toolbar

It is a great way to bookmark your favorite links. It integrates your bookmarks and tags with Firefox and keeps them in sync for easy, convenient access. It offers

  • Search and browse your Delicious bookmarks
  • Keep up to date on your Network and Links For You
  • Access your bookmarks from any computer at any time
  • Keep your bookmarks organized using tags
  • Share your bookmarks with friends or anyone on the Web
  • Import your existing Firefox bookmarks

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Download : Del.icio.us

22. Facebook

Its time to join the 600K fellow Boost users and customize your Facebook experience with 300+ facebook skins, 30+ special features, selectable options, custom album viewers, video downloader and more!

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Key features

  • Autopoke and EZPoke options
  • Test the New Facebook Layout
  • Hidden Album Access
  • View all photos of a user
  • Hide/Show all applications
  • Auto-refresh homepage
  • Rollover any picture for full size view
  • Hide all applications and related info
  • Ability to load all album images in one page
  • Hundreds of Skins
  • Selectable Features – Use only what you want!
  • Quick Access Options Icon in Status Bar
  • Skins for school banners
  • Rollover all profile pic thumbnails
  • Auto-Login with saved password
  • One-click pokes
  • 3 Supercharged Album options
  • Skinned banners

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Download : Facebook toolbar

23. DictionarySearch

A great add on that allows you to highlight a word, right click it, select define and get a definition in a new tab.

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Download : DictionarySearch

24. FireGestures

FireGestures is a Firefox extension which enables you to execute various commands with five types of mouse gestures:

  • Mouse Gestures (Move mouse with holding right-click)
  • Wheel Gestures (Scroll wheel with holding right-click)
  • Rocker Gestures (Left-click with holding right-click and vice versa)
  • Keypress Gestures (Mouse gesture with holding Ctrl / Shift key)
  • Tab Wheel Gestures (Scrolling wheel on the tab bar)

They have a good record of 69,089 weekly downloads and 1,938,829 total downloads

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Download : FireGestures

25. Google Toolbar

You all must be familiar with this extension of Firefox. Google toolbar for firefox allows you to add buttons to the toolbar to seach your favorite sites. You can bookmark frequently visited pages and access them from anywhere. Search smarter with instant suggestions as you type in the search box and share web page with friends via Blog or Email

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Download : Google Toolbar

26. Next Image

Next Image is one incredibly useful Firefox extension. This plugin adds context menu items for navigating forward and backwards through a group of images. Simple hold shift and press right or left and it increments the URL one digit up or down. It’s useful when going from page to page or picture to picture as long as they’re in series. It specially comes in handy when you’re on your laptop.

Download : Next Image

27. Adblock plus

If you easily get annoyed by all those ads and banners on the internet that often take longer to download than everything else on the page then this add on is for you. Just install Adblock Plus now and get rid of them.

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Download : AdBlock Plus

28. BugMeNot

An excellent extension that allows you to bypass compulsory web registration via the right-click context menu. Don’t want to register to read an article? BugMeNot gives you other people’s logins.

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Download : BugMeNot

29. HideBad

This one specially goes out for those naughty people out there. Lets just pretend you’re not only going to use it in your office so that your Boss doesn’t know what you’re doing. HideBad quickly closes tabs that you do not want others to see. Also clears your history and such at your discretion and replace the current tabs with safe ones. It can clear the following at the user’s choice:

  • History
  • Recently Closed Tabs list
  • Saved form info
  • Saved passwords
  • Download history
  • Cookies
  • Cache
  • Searchbar

Download : HideBad

30. FireFTP

It has to be one of my favorite add ons. FireFTP is a free, secure, cross-platform FTP client for Mozilla Firefox which provides easy and intuitive access to FTP servers. It includes more advanced features such as: directory comparison, syncing directories while navigating, SFTP, SSL encryption, search/filtering, integrity checks, remote editing, drag & drop, file hashing, and much more

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Download : FireFtp

10 Least Effective Ways To Pick Up A Girl Like Me

Written by Andrea Grimes

On Sunday, I’ll turn 25 years old. I’m not loving this end to an era of youthful abandon and minimal cellulite. I’m no longer going to be the hot young babe in the bar. I’ll have to defer to younger women on matters of what “the kids” are up to. I may practice telling people to stay off my lawn, as I’ve already started the cat collection and have always enjoyed the possibility of wearing slippers in public.

So as I wave goodbye to the last possible moments in which it will be appropriate for me to dance topless on the bar at Coyote Ugly, I’m reflecting on something I suspect I will dearly miss: bad pick-up attempts. I don’t know if I’m less attractive these days or if I just finally look like I can string a sassy sentence together, but men don’t seem to give me the same kind of grief they used to. And so as a public service I’ve looked back on my life in hopes of providing a workable list of ineffective pick-up methods frequently used by clueless men on (sniffle) young ladies. Gentlemen, take notes.



10. The Mystery Shot

What the guy is thinking: “Oh man, I saw in this movie once where this guy totally sent a drink over to this hot piece in a bar, and she was all up on it. I’ll order some crazy shot and bring it over to that sexy brunette!”

What the girl is thinking: “ROOFIE ROOFIE ROOFIE ROOFIE ROOFIE GHB GHB GHB PLAN B PLAN B PLAN B PLAN B.”

9. The “For A Girl” Qualified Compliment

What the guy is thinking: “Girl is hot, but also funny/smart/successful/athletic. Does not compute. Must tell her how surprised I am at this combination of hotness and _____.”

What the girl is thinking: “Yes, I am hot and funny/smart/successful/athletic. Thank you for helping me narrow down the pool to men who do not find this shocking.”

8. The Surprise From-Behind Dance Floor Ass-Grind

Guy: “ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS BONER BONER BONER BONER. Why wouldn’t this girl wanna dance with me? I have the moves. The moves, man! I know because three shots of Jager told me so!”

Girl: “I loooooove this song. This club is–what was that? It sure is crowded–there it is again. It feels like … a … penis!? Is there a penis on my left butt cheek!? There is a penis on my left butt cheek! WTF?”

7. The Spokesman

Guy: “Man, I’d like to talk to that girl. But I don’t really want to talk to that girl, in case I get rejected. I’ll send over my marginally less attractive friend to start the convo.”

Girl: “This guy’s not really as hot as his friend, but he doesn’t appear to be afraid to talk to me. That’s kind of hot in itself. I sure hope his friend doesn’t come over here.”

6. Stereo As Penis Metaphor

Guy: “Oh man, my penis is big, and oh man, that girl is hot. Too bad she’s all the way over there on the sidewalk/in that other car. I better turn my stereo up so she knows how big my penis is.”

Girl: “I bet that guy’s got a tiny penis.”

5. The Ironic Pick-Up Line

Guy: “Man, I’d like to talk to that girl. Also, I’m hilarious. I’ll show her just how hilarious I am by using a cheesy pick up line. But get this: I’ll be ironic about it!”

Girl: “Bartender? I’ll take a shot of Goldschlager and a pint of shut this guy the hell up.”

4. Unsolicited Physical Contact

Guy: “I don’t need an excuse to touch this girl on the shoulder/ass/lower back/thigh.”

Girl: “You need a medical degree and an appointment to touch this girl on the shoulder/ass/lower back/thigh.”

3. Vague Social Networking Messages

Guy: “Dear Hot Girl, I enjoyed your profile/hot body/musical preferences, hit me back if you also like my profile/hot body/musical preferences, PEACE.”

Girl: “Delete.”

2. A/S/L?

Guy: “Ugh, it’s so hard to type with two hands.”

Girl: “How hard is it to type with two hands?”

1. Cat-calling

Guy: “Hot piece of ass! HEY HOT PIECE OF ASS! I have vocal chords! And eyes! What more could you possibly want?”

Girl: “Manners. Ability to complete a sentence. Respect. I’ll fax over a list.”

BUMP

Who was it that called it a “terrorist fist jab?” again?

“Two tall skinny guys from Illinois who made a difference”

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I Didn’t Vote For Obama Today

Written by eastside93

I have a confession to make.

I did not vote for Barack Obama today.

I’ve openly supported Obama since March.  But I didn’t vote for him today.

I wanted to vote for Ronald Woods.  He was my algebra teacher at Clark Junior High in East St. Louis, IL.  He died 15 years ago when his truck skidded head-first into a utility pole.  He spent many a day teaching us many things besides the Pythagorean Theorem.  He taught us about Medgar Evers, Ralph Abernathy, John Lewis and many other civil rights figures who get lost in the shadow cast by Martin Luther King, Jr.

But I didn’t vote for Mr. Woods.

I wanted to vote for Willie Mae Cross.  She owned and operated Crossroads Preparatory Academy for almost 30 years, educating and empowering thousands of kids before her death in 2003.  I was her first student.  She gave me my first job, teaching chess and math concepts to kids in grades K-4 in her summer program.  She was always there for advice, cheer and consolation.  Ms. Cross, in her own way, taught me more about walking in faith than anyone else I ever knew.

But I didn’t vote for Ms. Cross.

I wanted to vote for Arthur Mells Jackson, Sr. and Jr.  Jackson Senior was a Latin professor.  He has a gifted school named for him in my hometown.  Jackson Junior was the pre-eminent physician in my hometown for over 30 years.  He has a heliport named for him at a hospital in my hometown.  They were my great-grandfather and great-uncle, respectively.

But I didn’t vote for Prof. Jackson or Dr. Jackson.

I wanted to vote for A.B. Palmer.  She was a leading civil rights figure in Shreveport, Louisiana, where my mother grew up and where I still have dozens of family members.  She was a strong-willed woman who earned the grudging respect of the town’s leaders because she never, ever backed down from anyone and always gave better than she got.  She lived to the ripe old age of 99, and has a community center named for her in Shreveport.

But I didn’t vote for Mrs. Palmer.

I wanted to vote for these people, who did not live to see a day where a Black man would appear on their ballots on a crisp November morning.

In the end, though, I realized that I could not vote for them any more than I could vote for Obama himself. 

So who did I vote for?

No one.

I didn’t vote.  Not for President, anyway. 

Oh, I went to the voting booth.  I signed, was given my stub, and was walked over to a voting machine.  I cast votes for statewide races and a state referendum on water and sewer improvements.

I stood there, and I thought about all of these people, who influenced my life so greatly.  But I didn’t vote for who would be the 44th President of the United States.

When my ballot was complete, except for the top line, I finally decided who I was going to vote for – and then decided to let him vote for me.  I reached down, picked him up, and told him to find Obama’s name on the screen and touch it.

And so it came to pass that Alexander Reed, age 5, read the voting screen, found the right candidate, touched his name, and actually cast a vote for Barack Obama and Joe Biden.

Oh, the vote will be recorded as mine.  But I didn’t cast it. 

Then again, the person who actually pressed the Obama box and the red “vote” button was the person I was really voting for all along. 

It made the months of donating, phonebanking, canvassing, door hanger distributing, sign posting, blogging, arguing and persuading so much sweeter. 

So, no, I didn’t vote for Barack Obama.  I voted for a boy who now has every reason to believe he, too, can grow up to be anything he wants…even President.

11 Fictional Presidents You’d Vote in Over Obama & McCain

Written by geeksofdoom

Obama/McCainIn honor of this “most important election in American history” taking place this Tuesday, November 4th between Barack Obama and John McCain, we at Geeks of Doom decided to compile a little list of some of the completely fictional presidents that have shown up in movies or on TV over the years who you would likely vote for over our current options. Some are completely different than anything we’ve ever seen before in a president, while some share familiar similarities; some come from dramas, some from science fiction, and some from completely ridiculous satire. But one thing’s for sure, they’d all make worthy candidates in one way or another.

No matter which candidate you’re hoping wins this Tuesday, or who you love or hate, we all just hope things don’t go to hell and good things come from whoever wins But until that time comes, please read on and enjoy 11 Fictional Presidents You’d Likely Vote For Over Obama & McCain!

Mafia11. Diane Steen, Mafia! (Christina Applegate) – Not looking at the 100% goofiness of the movie, we never really find out what President Steen is all about. But in an election year that has women making a strong showing as potential world leaders, she definitely could offer a valid and valuable option. The secondary fact that she’s married to the biggest name in the mafia and has a son named after her would only add entertainment gold to the 4-8 year run. I have always wondered what a Cabinet consisting entirely of mobsters would look like; we could just have dangerous world dictators whacked and save trillions in military efforts.

Tiny10. President Lindberg, The 5th Element (Tom “Tiny” Lister) – Quite simply, this is all about the intimidation factor. If this walking giant muscle were President, other countries might just cower in fear at the thought of being picked up and thrown through walls. This intimidation factor made him a worthy fictional leader. Also, he runs a very futuristic, very high-tech world, so getting things done around here where we still don’t have any damn flying cars should be pretty simple for him. Unfortunately, cliches have taught us that dudes that look like him are not the smartest of folk and so we would have to roll the dice on this one, not that intelligence has ever been the most important quality in a U.S. President (ahem).

Mars Attacks9. James Dale, Mars Attacks (Jack Nicholson) – President Dale doesn’t really stand out above and beyond what we’re familiar with. In fact, he’s pretty much just a parody of the typical Presidential figure. But what differentiates him from others is that he did have to deal with a hostile alien invasion which saw a very large number of humans turned into trippy-looking colorful skeletons. Unfortunately, he was also zap-fried in this attack, but I think it gave him the boost he needed to make our list. Considering the complete lack of preparing we could do for an alien attack, he did about as good as anyone could do; aside for maybe one other movie President…

Heroes8. Nathan Petrelli, Heroes (Adrian Pasdar) – Probably the least seen fictional President, only showing up in a couple briefly seen futures that are seemingly changed before they ever actually happen, and one isn’t even him! Even if he doesn’t actually ever become President, he is still the resident politician and is perfectly fitting for the job, but that’s not really why the man is on the list. Truth is, the dude can fly! If you can fly and are politically inclined, you’ll probably get my vote, because that’s freakin’ awesome. Campaigning would be cake; he’d cover multiple times the amount of towns and cities without need for planes and other transportation methods – that’s environmentally responsible! And could you imagine foreign policies? Whew!

Stewie7. Stewie Griffin, Family Guy – From the 100th episode, Stewie Kills Lois/Lois Kills Stewie where Stewie’s evil dictator finally emerges and takes over the country. Though an evil dictator and far, far too young to legally be leader, President Griffin does have some laws in place for the good of the people including the requirement of all citizens to throw apples at Peter Griffin, the banning of all straight-to-DVD Disney sequels, and the law that Hillary Swank shall now be mother to all… so to speak. You may or may not think little Stewie Griffin would be better than our current options, but man, who could resist seeing how it would go!? Unfortunately, he was assassinated by Peter Griffin but he did kinda deserve it and that’s never stopped a cartoon before.

Hot Shots6. Thomas “Tug” Benson, Hot Shots: Part Deux (Lloyd Bridges) – No, President Tug Benson might not immediately cross your mind as a good option. He may or may not be similar to certain real Presidents and he may or may not be very good at being intelligent and doing things properly and he may just be the clumsiest man ever to live. But aside from these things, you can’t ignore the plain fact that the man gets things that need to be done taken care of in some fashion or another… even if accidental. Also worth considering is, if you cross him and he realizes who you are, he will punch you in the face – and that makes him a good man for the job in my book!

ID45. Thomas J. Whitmore, Independence Day (Bill Pullman) – Like President Dale in our 9-spot, President Whitmore also had to deal with an alien invasion. Unlike Nicholson’s character though, Whitmore has much better success. Similar to Obama, Bill Pullman’s character is a very young leader and is considered far too inexperienced to be President. Thankfully, he is a veteran fighter pilot and got into a plane to help fight the alien invasion, which gives him serious brownie pointage and a decent spot on our list. Oh, and let us not forget, the man has some serious inspirational blockbuster movie speech skills he can use to win the hearts of the masses.

Air Force One4. James Marshall, Air Force One; (Harrison Ford) – When your President is on his plane and you find out said plane has been taken over by Russian terrorists who aren’t so happy about some decisions that have been made by the American leader, you’d think that’s a situation that can’t have the best ending. But when your President is President James Marshall – a take-no-shit Vietnam vet – things change a little. Marshall mirrors what some might think John McCain would try and do in a similar situation and kicks as many asses as he can get within range of his foot. I’m a real sucker for a dreamy world leader who isn’t afraid to drop the gloves and knock some teeth out – isn’t everyone?

Dr. Strangelove3. Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove (Peter Sellers) – Give me a worse situation than when one of your absolutely insane military generals sending out a fleet of planes to nuke the hell out of the Russians without your orders, followed by the discovery of a device that will very happily destroy the entire planet and all living creatures on it as a defense mechanism to something like said psychotic general ordering said unnecessary nuke-dropping and I’LL give you a higher spot on my list! President Muffley was placed in this impossible situation while stuck in a room between an equally insane military leader who’s encouraging him to go through with it anyway for strategic reasons, a Russian representative trying to assist in ending the crisis while also dealing with his own drunken president on the phone, and even a Nazi/Dr./expert with… hand troubles. Though President Muffley didn’t jump up and run with one choice to make something happen, you have to respect his ability to sit calmly and try and figure it all out. Knowing most efforts would have been completely futile, he has my respect and a high spot on our little list here.

242. David Palmer, 24 (Dennis Haysbert) – One of multiple fictional first African-American Presidents, President Palmer is always right in the mix of the Counter Terrorist Unit and instead of being dormant, he steps up and makes the really tough decisions that need to be made. This would be a sort of redeeming quality for numerous other presidents who can’t make a decision or rely on multitudes of behind-the-curtain people to make their decisions for them. Things might not have ended so well for Palmer, but as a fictional presidential option, you have to think he would have a really good chance at taking the victory.

West Wing1. Josiah Bartlett, The West Wing (Martin Sheen) – This was a pretty easy choice for the top dog of our list of fictional presidents we might like to see as our real-life leader. It helped me personally that though fictional, he was born and raised in my home state of New Hampshire, but that wasn’t the clincher. The character of President Bartlett was pretty much constructed as the perfectly well-rounded leader we all desperately wish would come along and serve for a lifetime. There will always be people who disagree with a certain stance on a certain issue, but Bartlett is molded to be about as undoubtedly likable and qualified as any one candidate could be. He’s intelligent and makes the right decisions, he’s strict and tough and even mean when necessary, and he has a good sense of humor to boot. How could anyone vote against him? You cannot, and so he is officially our number one fictional President you know you’d vote for!

Who would get your vote? Would it be someone from the list, a write in, or maybe you like one of the real candidates best? Ponder, discuss and remember…

In any case, all this political madness finally goes away again on Wednesday.

Thank the gods.

Best Kick-Ass Break Up Letter ever

Written by Boosh Magazine

Boosh is never one to spread gossip like other college blogs seem to enjoy doing, but when one of our staff members received this e-mail we couldn’t help but share it with you. Names have been changed and we omitted the University, but with how hilarious it is, it’s probably only a matter of time before the whole story comes out. On with it:

So my friend goes to University of ####### and he received these messages from his
friend who was cheated on by his girlfriend. The first message is her
apology, the second is his response. Enjoy.

Tom,

It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel
like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am
truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people
in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I
would ever want to wrong in any way.

There is no excuse at all for anything that happened, so I won’t even
try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a
stupid thing. I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve
it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us,
what I can’t handle is thinking that you see me as a different person.
It is weird, the world looked funny yesterday, I couldn’t crack a smile
if you paid me, there are songs I can’t listen to, and I just feel
beyond crushed.

I don’t know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn’t.
I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also hoping that this
is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and
stupid, I can’t imagine my days without you. It is totally strange and
weird to say that, and you could say that my behavior didn’t reflect
that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me, and I
hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person,
because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say or do to take back
what happened. I am so sorry.

– Sarah


Dear Sarah,

Thank you for your concern. I’ll be sure to file it away under ‘L’ for
‘Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn’t care less about’.
You did a stupid thing huh?

No…doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is ‘a stupid
thing’; Mixing in a red Sock with a load of whites is ‘a stupid thing’;
Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45 minutes while I sit at the bar
wondering if you’re taking so long because you ate too much raisin bran
that morning isn’t as much a ‘Stupid thing’ as it is grounds for
permanent removal from my social calendar. To be honest, I’m not sure if

it was more amusing that you went and degraded yourself in a public
toilet not once, but twice in a 2 hour span, or that you seemed to think
that by saying ‘Well, I didn’t Fuck him’ somehow gave you a clean slate.
So forgive me if I couldn’t care less if the world ‘looked funny’ to you
yesterday. Since your World revolves around blow dryers, golden
retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I’m sure it must have been most
unsettling to actually have to consider someone else’s feelings for 24
hours straight. The good news for you is that my friends don’t think
you’re a terrible person, they just think you’re the average run of the
mill cum-guzzling blonde who commands about as much respect as your
average child porn collector.

By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you
really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do.
Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like
watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know.

PS. I forwarded this email to about 100 people.

Talk to you never,

Tom

10 things you don’t know about black holes

Written by Phil Plait

Well, they’re black, and they’re like bottomless holes. What would you call them?
-Me, when a friend asked me why they’re named what they are

Ah, black holes. The ultimate shiver-inducer of the cosmos, out-jawing sharks, out-ooking spiders, out-scaring… um, something scary. But we’re fascinated by ’em, have no doubt – even if we don’t understand a whole lot about them.


But then, that’s why I’m here. Allow me to be your tour guide to infinity. Or the inverse of it, I suppose. Since it’s Halloween this seems appropriate… and my book Death from the Skies! just came out, and there’s lots of ways a black hole can destroy the Earth. Mwuhahahaha.

So below I present ten facts about black holes – the third in my series of Ten Things You Don’t Know (the first was on the Milky Way; the second about the Earth). Regular readers will know a few of these since I’ve talked about them before, but I’m hoping you don’t know all of these. And if you do, then feel free to leave a comment preening about your superior intellect. Mind you, this list is nowhere near complete: I could have picked probably 50 things that are weird about black holes. But I like these.



1) It’s not their mass, it’s their size that makes them so strong.

OK, first, a really quick primer on black holes. Bear with me!

The most common way for a black hole to form is in the core of a massive star. The core runs out of fuel, and collapses. This sets off a shockwave, blowing up outer layers of the star, causing a supernova. So the star’s heart collapses while the rest of it explodes outwards (this is the Cliff’s notes version; for more details on the process – which is way cool, so you should read it – check out my description of it).

As the core collapses, its gravity increases. At some point, if the core is massive enough (about 3 times the mass of the Sun), the gravity gets so strong that right at the surface of the collapsing core the escape velocity increases to the speed of light. That means that nothing can escape the gravity of this object, not even light. So it’s black. And since nothing can escape, well, read the quotation at the top of the page.

The region around the black hole itself where the escape velocity equals the speed of light is called the event horizon. Any event that happens inside it is forever invisible.

OK, so now you know what one is, and how they form. Now, I could explain why they have such strong gravity, but you know what? I’d rather let this guy do it. I hear he’s good.


So there you go. Sure, the mass is important, but sometimes it’s the little things that count.



2) They’re not infinitely small.

So OK, they’re small, but how small are they?

I was writing about black holes in my previous job, and we got in a fun discussion over just what we meant by black hole: did we mean the object itself that collapses down to a mathematical point, or the event horizon surrounding it? I said the event horizon, but my boss said it was the object. I decided she had a point (HAHAHAHAHA! A “point”! Man, I kill me), and made sure that when I wrote about the event horizon versus the black hole itself I was making myself clear.

Like I said above, to the collapsing core, its clock keeps ticking, so it sees itself collapsing all the way down to a point, even if the event horizon has some finite size.

What happens to the core? The actual mass that collapsed?

Out here, we’ll never know for sure. We can’t see in, and it sure enough isn’t gonna send any info out. But our math in these situations is pretty good, and we can at least apply them to the collapsing core, even when it’s smaller than the event horizon.

It will continue to collapse, and the gravity increases. Smaller, smaller… and when I was a kid I always read that it collapses all the way down to a geometric dot, an object with no dimensions at all. That really bugged me, as you can imagine… as well it should. Because it’s wrong.

At some point, the collapsing core will be smaller than an atom, smaller than a nucleus, smaller than an electron. It’ll eventually reach a size called the Planck Length, a unit so small that quantum mechanics rules it with an iron fist. A Planck Length is a kind of quantum size limit: if an object gets smaller than this, we literally cannot know much about it with any certainty. The actual physics is complicated, but pretty much when the collapsing core hits this size, even if we could somehow pierce the event horizon, we couldn’t measure its real size. In fact, the term “real size” doesn’t really mean anything at this kind of scale. If the Universe itself prevents you from measuring it, you might as well say the term has no meaning.

And how small is a Planck Length? Teeny tiny: about 10-35 meters. That’s one one-hundred quintillionth the size of a proton.

So if someone says a black hole has zero size, you can be all geeky and technical and say, not really, but meh. Close enough.



3) They’re spheres. And they’re definitely not funnel shaped.

The gravity you feel from an object depends on two things: the object’s mass, and your distance from that object. This means that anyone at a given distance from a massive object – say, a million kilometers – would feel the same force of gravity from it. That distance defines a sphere around an object: anyone on that sphere’s surface would feel the same gravity from the object at the center.

The size of an event horizon of a black hole depends on the gravity, so really the event horizon is a sphere surrounding the black hole. From the outside, if you could figure out how to see the event horizon in the first place, it would look like a pitch black sphere.

Some people think of black holes as being circles, or worse, funnel-shaped. The funnel thing is a misconception from people trying to explain gravity as a bending in space, and they simplify things by collapsing 3D space into 2D; they say the space is like a bed sheet, and objects with mass bend space the same way that a massive object (a bowling ball, say) will warp a bed sheet. But space is not 2D, it’s 3D (even 4D if you include time) and so this explanation can confuse people about the actual shape of a black hole event horizon.

I’ve had kids ask me what happens if you approach a black hole from underneath! They sometimes don’t get that black holes are spheres, and there is no underneath. I blame the funnel story. Sadly, it’s the best analogy I’ve seen, so we’re stuck with it. Use it with care.



4) Black holes spin!

It’s kind of an odd thought, but black holes can spin. Stars rotate, and when the core collapses the rotation speeds way, way up (the usual analogy is that of an ice skater who brings in his arms, increasing his rotation rate). As the core of the star gets smaller it rotates more rapidly. If it doesn’t quite have enough mass to become a black hole, the matter gets squeezed together to form a neutron star, a ball of neutrons a few kilometers across. We have detected hundreds of these objects, and they tend to spin very rapidly, sometimes hundreds of times a second!

The same is true for a black hole. Even as the matter shrinks down smaller than the event horizon and is lost to the outside Universe forever, the matter is still spinning. It’s not entirely clear what this means if you’re trying to calculate what happens to the matter once it’s inside the event horizon. Does centrifugal force keep it from collapsing all the way down to the Planck length? The math is fiendish, but do-able, and implies that matter falling in will hit matter inside the event horizon trying to fall further but unable to due to rotation, This causes a massive pile up and some pretty spectacular fireworks… that we’ll never see, because its on the other side of infinity. Bummer.



5) Near a black hole, things get weird

The spin of the black hole throws a monkey in the wrench of the event horizon. Black holes distort the fabric of space itself, and if they spin that distortion itself gets distorted. Space can get wrapped around a black hole – kind of like the fabric of a sheet getting caught up in a rotating drill bit.

This creates a region of space outside the event horizon called the ergosphere. It’s an oblate spheroid, a flattened ball shape, and if you’re outside the event horizon but inside the ergosphere, you’ll find you can’t sit still. Literally. Space is being dragged past you, and carries you along with it. You can easily move in the direction of the rotation of the black hole, but if you try to hover, you can’t. In fact, inside the ergosphere space is moving faster than light! Matter cannot move that fast, but it turns out, according to Einstein, space itself can. So if you want to hover over a black hole, you’d have to move faster than light in the direction opposite the spin. You can’t do that, so you have to move with the spin, fly away, or fall in. Those are your choices.

I suggest flying away. Fast. Because…



6) Approaching a black hole can kill you in fun ways. And by fun, I mean gruesome, horrifying, and really really ookie.

Sure, if you get too close, plop! You fall in. But even if you keep your distance you’re still in trouble…

Black hole, down the drain


Gravity depends on distance. The farther you are from an object, the weaker its gravity. So if you have a long object near a massive one, the long object will feel a stronger gravitational force on the near end versus a weaker force on the far end! This change in gravity over distance is called the tidal force (which is a bit of a misnomer, it’s not really a force, it’s a differential force, and yes, it’s related to why we have ocean tides on Earth from the Moon).

The thing is, black holes can be small – a BH with a mass of about three times the Sun has an event horizon just a few kilometers across – and that means you can get close to them. And that in turn means that the tidal force you feel from one can get distressingly big.

Praying to this guy won’t help.

Let’s say you fall feet first into a stellar-mass BH. It turns out that as you approach, the difference in gravity between your head and your feet can get huge. HUGE. The force can be so strong that your feet get yanked away from your head with hundreds of millions of times the force of Earth’s gravity. You’d be stretched into a long, thin strand and then shredded.

Astronomers call this spaghettification. Ewwww.

So getting near a black hole is dangerous even if you don’t fall in. Evidently, there really is a tide in the affairs of men.



7) Black holes aren’t always dark

The thing is, black holes can kill from a long way off.

Disk of DOOOOOM!
Image credit: NASA/CXC

Matter falling into a black hole would rarely if ever just fall straight in and disappear. If it has a little bit of sideways motion it’ll go around the black hole. As more matter falls in, all this junk can pile up around the hole. Because of the way rotating objects behave, this matter will create a disk of material whirling madly around the hole, and because the gravity of the hole changes so rapidly with distance, matter close in will be orbiting much faster than stuff farther out. This matter literally rubs together, generating heat through friction. This stuff can get really hot, like millions of degrees hot. Matter that hot glows with intense brightness… which means that near the black hole, this matter can be seriously luminous.

Worse, magnetic and other forces can focus two beams of energy that go plowing out of the poles of the disk. The beams start just outside the black hole, but can be seen for millions or even billions of light years distant.

They’re bright.

In fact, black holes that are eating matter in this way can glow so brightly that they become the brightest continuously-emitting objects in the Universe! We call these active black holes.

And as if black holes aren’t dangerous enough, the matter gets so hot right before it makes the final plunge that it can furiously emit X-rays, high-energy forms of light (and the beams can emit even higher energy light than that). So even if you park your spaceship well outside the event horizon of a black hole, if something else falls in and gets shredded, you get rewarded by being fried by the equivalent of a gazillion dental exams.

I may have mentioned this: black holes are dangerous. Best to stay away from them.



8) Black holes aren’t always dangerous.

I’m right there with you, dude.

Having said that, let me ask you a question: if I were to take the Sun and replace it with Folgers crystals a black hole of the exact same mass, what would happen? Would the Earth fall in, be flung away, or just orbit like it always does?

Most people think the Earth would fall in, sucked inexorably down by the black hole’s powerful gravity. But remember, the gravity you feel from an object depends on the mass of the object and your distance from it. I said the black hole has the same mass as the Sun, remember? And the Earth’s distance hasn’t changed. So the gravity we’d feel from here, 150 million kilometers away, would be exactly the same! So the Earth would orbit the solar black hole just as nicely as it orbits the Sun now.

Of course, we’d freeze to death. You can’t have everything.



9) Black holes can get big.

Q: What happens if two stellar-mass black holes collide?

A: You get one bigger black hole.

You can extrapolate from there. Black holes can eat other objects, including other black holes, so they can grow. We think that early on in the Universe, when galaxies were just forming, matter collecting in the center of the nascent galaxy can collapse to form a very massive black hole. As more matter falls in, the hole greedily consumes it, and grows. Eventually you get a supermassive black hole, one with millions or even billions of times the mass of the Sun.

However, remember that as matter falls in it can get hot. It can be so hot that the pressure from light itself can blow off material that’s farther out, a bit like the solar wind but on a much grander scale. The strength of the wind depends on many things, including the mass of the black hole; the heftier the hole, the windier the, uh, wind. This wind prevents more matter from falling in, so it acts like a cutoff valve for the ever-increasingly girthy hole.

Not only that, but over time the gas and dust around the black hole (well, pretty far out, but still near the center of the galaxy) gets turned into stars. Gas can fall into a black hole more easily than stars (if gas clouds collide head-on their motion relative to the black hole can stop, allowing them to fall in; stars are too small and too far apart for this to happen). So eventually the black hole stops consuming matter because nothing more is falling into it. It stops growing, the galaxy becomes stable, and everyone is happy.

Don’t panic!
OK, maybe a little.


In fact, when we look into the Universe today, we see that pretty much every large galaxy has a supermassive black hole in its heart. Even the Milky Way has a black hole at its core with a mass of four millions times that of the Sun. Before you start running around in circles and screaming, remember this: 1) it’s a long way off, 26,000 light years (260 quadrillion kilometers), 2) its mass is still very small compared to the 200 billion solar masses of our galaxy, and therefore 3) it can’t really harm us. Unless it starts actively feeding. Which it isn’t. But it might start sometime, if something falls into it. Though we don’t know of anything that can fall into it soon. But we might miss cold gas.

Hmmm.

Anyway, remember this as well: even though black holes can cause death and destruction on a major scale, they also help galaxies themselves form! So we owe our existence to them.



10) Black holes can be low density.

Of all the weirdnesses about black holes, this one is the weirdest to me.

As you might expect, the event horizon of a black hole gets bigger as the mass gets bigger. That’s because if you add mass, the gravity gets stronger, which means the event horizon will grow.

If you do the math carefully, you find that the event horizon grows linearly with the mass. In other words, if you double the black hole’s mass, the event horizon radius doubles as well.

That’s weird! Why?

The volume of a sphere depends on the cube of the radius (think way back to high school: volume = 4/3 x ? x radius3). Double the radius, and the volume goes up by 2 x 2 x 2 = 8 times. Make the radius of a sphere 10 times bigger and the volume goes up by a factor of 10 x 10 x 10 = 1000.

So volume goes up really quickly as you increase the size of a sphere.

Now imagine you have two spheres of clay that are the same size. Lump them together. Is the resulting sphere twice as big?

No! You’ve doubled the mass, but the radius only increases a little bit. Because volume goes as radius cubed, to double the radius of your final clay ball, you’d need to lump together eight of them.

But that’s different than a black hole. Double the mass, double the size of the event horizon. That has an odd implication…

Density is how much mass is packed into a given volume. Keep the size the same and add mass, and the density goes up. Increase the volume, but keep the mass the same, and the density goes down. Got it?

So now let’s look at the average density of matter inside the event horizon of the black hole. If I take two identical black holes and collide them, the event horizon size doubles, and the mass doubles too. But volume has gone up by eight times! So the density actually decreases, and is 1/4 what I started with (twice the mass and eight times the volume gives you 1/4 the density). Keep doing that, and the density decreases.

A regular black hole – that is, one with three times the Sun’s mass – with have an event horizon radius of about 9 km. That means it has a huge density, about two quadrillion grams per cubic cm (2 x 1015). But double the mass, and the density drops by a factor of four. Put in 10 times the mass and the density drops by a factor of 100. A billion solar mass black hole (big, but we see them this big in galaxy centers) would drop that density by a factor of 1 x 1018. That would give it a density of roughly 1/1000 of a gram per cc… and that’s the density of air!

A billion solar mass black hole would have an event horizon 3 billion km in radius – roughly the distance of Neptune to the Sun.

See where I’m going here? If you were to rope off the solar system out past Neptune, enclose it in a giant sphere, and fill it with air, it would be a black hole!

That, to me, is by far the oddest thing about black holes. Sure, they warp space, distort time, play with our sense of what’s real and isn’t… but when they touch on the everyday and screw with that, well, that’s what gets me.

I first thought of this at a black hole conference at Stanford a few years back. I was walking with noted black hole expert Roger Blandford when it hit me. I did a quick mental calculation to make sure I had the numbers right, and related to Roger that a solar system full of air would be a black hole. He thought about it for a moment and said, “Yes, that sounds about right.”

And that, me droogs, was one of the coolest moments of my hole life. But thinking about it still makes my brain hurt.



Conclusion:

Well, what can I say? Black holes are weird.

As it so happens, there was a lot more that could be said about them, of course. What about wormholes? What about how they form? what about Hawking radiation? Can black holes totally evaporate?

You can find answers to these and other questions elsewhere on the web (and even on this very blog); I couldn’t cover everything in just ten sections! But I’ll note (shocker) that chapter 5 of my book Death from the Skies! talks in detail about how they form, and what they can do if you get too close to them. Later chapters also talk about the black hole in the core of the Milky Way, and what will happen to black holes a long time from now… literally, 1060, 1070, even a googol years from now.

But even then, that’s not the scariest thing about black holes. I almost didn’t put this in the post, it’s so over the top mind-numbingly horrifying. But I’m a scientist, and we’re skeptics here, so we can take it. So I present to you, the worst thing about black holes of all:

“If there’s any justice at all, the black hole will be your grave!”