“If We Have Sex, Pete Will Never Know.” Wrong…& Snagged!

Written by B-Rant


Snagged good!

For those who want a character index:

  • “me” is Kim, girlfriend of Pete. [only it turns out me isn’t really Kim.]
  • “drakkertr” is the screen name for some guy, Pete’s friend, who’s hitting on Pete’s girlfriend [or thinks he’s hitting on Pete’s girlfriend]

As best we can tell, here’s what happened…

  1. drakkertr (D), Pete’s friend, was planning a serious hook-up with Pete’s girlfriend, Kim
  2. Unfortunately for D, Pete’s girlfriend here was really Pete. Pete is 1 jealous conspiratorial mo-fo. D is toasted!
  3. D: Huh, Wah? Shock ensues.
  4. Seconds pass. D gamely attempts a recovery. Yo, dude, I was joking, dude, ha ha. Sounds like BS. Almost pulls it off for a second (at least on us). But ultimate smell test: BS.
  5. Pete spits on D’s BS. Not a happy friend. Indicates he plans to communicate his unhappiness to D.
  6. D understands, starts peeing in his pants.

16 thoughts on ““If We Have Sex, Pete Will Never Know.” Wrong…& Snagged!”

  2. Anthony T. Smith

    Oooh! That mofo got burned good! This is exactly why men get jealous and over protective. Because so many of our friends are damned slime balls.

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