Monthly Archives: January 2009
7 Things I Learned Working on a Pot Farm
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My Atheism Is Not A Rejection Of Your God
Written by BGH
First and foremost it is a disbelief in a spirit-creator being who rules the universe. The idea and belief that there exists an unseen, cognitive, non-corporal, non-corporeal being that either intercedes in human affairs or abstains, is a neural process which does not operate in my mind. Efforts throughout my life to ‘feel the holy spirit’ or obtain this ‘truth’ as the faithful call it, have proven themselves to be frivolous. Though at one time many a concerted effort were made on my part to believe in and rationalize the god-being in which so many seem to have ‘faith’, it became evident I was not capable.
So, while you may see my disbelief as a rejection of your god, or a denial of what I ‘know’ in my heart, neither is true. You may preach or cite scripture, neither could ever give me the proof I desire, my disbelief is the result of a default position. It is reasonable to hold the default null posture until sufficient proof is given to convince for a change in status. There does not exist a hatred of ‘god’ that is assumed by many a believer, it is impossible to hate what one views as non-existent, but I do take issue with the actions carried out in the name of religion and the anthropomorphic attributes placed upon a supposed ‘higher being”.
Efforts to keep government secular and free of proselytization for god, whether specific or ambiguous, are not a display of hatred for your deity, merely they meant to demand an adherence to the constitution and require that the government remain neutral in the matters of faith. A display of a nativity, a menorah or any other religious symbol on, in or around a taxpayer funded government building or land by default endorses one or some faiths over others or none, immediately negating constitutional demanded neutrality.
Do not take offense at atheism as a rejection of your favorite deity, it is a disbelief in all deities and what I hate is the anthropomorphic characters described by world religions and the acts carried out in their names.
Remember: Given enough time all gods and goddesses die, they are then merely replaced with new mythology.
“Your kindness for weakness I never mistook
I worried you often,yet you understood
That life is so fleeting,these troubles won’t last
Forever”
The Secret Saved My Life! [Hilarious Amazon Review]
To Dorian Gray, From Oscar Wilde
20 Most Anticipated Video Games of 2009
Written by Quibian Salazar-Moreno
Right now you’re probably playing catch up with all the great games that came out the last few months, but you better hurry up. There’s a lot more coming in 2009. You can expect everything from sequels to game series reboots to brand new franchises. We did our best in trying to find the 20 most anticipated games coming in 2009, with a few honorable mentions. But hey, if we missed any, let us know in the comments (EDIT: By the way, don’t expect any PC-only games here, this is mainly for the console gaming heads) Enjoy:
Resident Evil 5 (Xbox 360, PS3) – Despite the controversies surrounding the setting and the African zombies in the game, Resident Evil 5 is one of the most anticipated titles of 2009. With all the trailers and gameplay footage released, the game appears faster with more weapons and game play options. Fans are clamoring to get their hands on the first RE game for PS3 and Xbox 360. (March 13)
Killzone 2 (PS3) – It’s been almost four years since we saw that initial Killzone 2 intro trailer. There was debate over whether the footage was in-game or CGI but regardless the game will have to live up to a whole bunch of hype. The gameplay footage released has been impressive thus far, but we still won’t know until we get our hands on it. (February 27)
Street Fighter IV (PS3, Xbox 360, PC) – I was able to play the arcade version of Street Fighter IV at E3 last year and if it’s any indication of what the console version will be, it’ll be one of the best games of the year. The game retains the classic 2-D gameplay but with a twist of color, animation, and visual effect, makes it the best looking Street Fighter game yet. (February 17)
Skate 2 (PS3, Xbox 360) – In 2007, EA’s Skate basically dethroned the Tony Hawk franchise as king of skateboarding games. With an excellent gameplay style using the analog sticks and a fun fictional city to skate in, the Skate franchise was a force to be reckoned with. In Skate 2, they’re looking to up the ante by adding more moves, more areas, and more gameplay options. Meat mode anyone? (January 21)
Afro Samurai (Xbox 360, PS3) – The animated series on Spike TV was a success and other than a full-length movie, the next logical step would be a video game. The game is your basic hack-n-slash brawler but voiced by Samuel Jackson and Ron Perlman with the score produced by The RZA (of Wu-Tang Clan). The game has the art, action and story of the series so you can’t go wrong with this one. (January 27)
F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin (PS3, Xbox 360, PC) – The original F.E.A.R. dropped back in 2006 for Xbox 360 and 2007 for PS3 and was lauded for its story and freaky elements. F.E.A.R. 2 is bringing all that back and then some with bigger weapons, scarier ghosts, and a wider environment. (February 10)
The Godfather 2 (PS3, Xbox 360, PC) – It’s based on the film, but once again you don’t get to play as any of the Corleone family members. That’s fine because the first game was still fun. This time, however, your character went from a soldier to a Don and controls certain parts of New York, Miami, and Cuba. Yup, they’re going all out on this one. (February 10)
Halo Wars (Xbox 360) – The game takes place 20 years before the original Halo and no, Master Chief isn’t in it. Halo Wars is actually a real-time strategy game, not a first person shooter like the original Halo series, where you control units on a battlefield. It’s still within the Halo universe with the Covenant going after a mysterious relic, giving you the challenge of stopping them.(March 3)
Ghostbusters: The Video Game (Xbox 360, PS3, PS2, Wii, DS) – Dan Akroyd, one of the writers and stars of the Ghostbuster films said that if there was a third film, the story in this video game would be it. The game takes place two years after Ghostbusters 2 where the quartet has a busy schedule of busting ghosts. Sadly, you don’t get to play as any of the stars, but as a new recruit hoping to help the crew get rid of the ghosts overrunning New York City. (June 1)
Red Faction: Guerilla (Xbox 360, PS3, PC) – From the looks of the trailers, RF:G looks like it will be giving third-person shooters, like Gears of War, a run for their money. You play as a miner who went to Mars to earn an extra buck or two. Little do you know, the ruling power on Mars is corrupt and there’s a revolutionary movement set on bringing it down. Of course you join the guerilla movement and an all out war ensues. Sounds like a blast! (Q2 2009)
BioShock 2: Sea of Dreams (PS3, Xbox 360) – If you played the Playstation 3 version of BioShock, you were treated to a teaser trailer for BioShock 2: Sea of Dreams. The trailer didn’t reveal much and 2K Games is being very tight-lipped about what the new game will consist of. We just know that it will be in stores in time for the holidays. (Q3 2009)
Halo 3: ODST (Xbox 360) – Formerly known as Halo: Recon (I like that name better), Halo: ODST (Orbital Drop Shock Trooper) is a spinoff of Halo 3 but takes place during the events of Halo 2. You play as a UNSC soldier in Kenya searching for his teammates during an invasion of Earth by the Covenant. Although you don’t get to play as Master Chief, you do get to find out what was happening on Earth after Halo 2. (Fall 2009)
Tekken 6 (PS3, Xbox 360) – The game was released to Japanese arcades back in 2007, but Tekken 6 will be hitting BOTH PS3 and Xbox 360 this fall. The new game will have more customization options, more moves that will include weapons, and a longer health bar. You also get your favorite Tekken characters back, along with some new interesting ones. (September 30)
Final Fantasy XIII (PS3, Xbox 360) – It was huge news when Square Enix announced that FFXIII was also going to Xbox 360, so much so, that it overshadowed the actual announcement of the game. Regardless, by now we’ve seen some excellent CGI trailers, but little on the plot of the game. We’re confident that it’ll be a solid experience and worth the wait. (Q4 2009)
Mass Effect 2 (Xbox 360, PC) – Back in March, BioWare project director Casey Hudson told Game Informer Magazine that Mass Effect fans should be holding on to their saved game files because choices made in the first game will affect the character in the sequel. How fresh is that? No other details have been given, but let’s just hope it comes out. (Q4 2009)
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (Xbox 360, PS3) – There isn’t much info on this one except it’ll probably hit shelves next fall. And if it’s even half as good as the original Modern Warfare, expect another game of the year contender. (Fall 2009)
God of War III (PS3) – The first two games for PS2 were classic so anything less would be a disappointment. The first trailer with some gameplay was revealed at the Spike TV Video Game Awards last month so it looks like the game is on the right track. Too bad it’s also the last in the series. (Q4 2009)
Brutal Legend (Xbox 360, PS3) – Brutal Legend was first announced back in 2007 starring Jack Black and then silence. Then last month developers Double Fine Productions got a distributor in EA and set the wheels in motion for a 2009 release. You get to play as Eddie Rigg, a roadie for a heavy metal band, as he builds a rock ‘n roll army to battle an evil lord. (Q3 2009)
Bionic Commando (Xbox 360, PS3) – Based on the classic arcade game, Bionic Commando is now in 3D and on new generation consoles. You get to play as Nathan Spencer with his bionic arm as you traverse Ascension City after it has been bombed by terrorists. You know what you need to do. (Q2 2009)
Prototype (Xbox 360, PS3, PC) – You play as Alex Mercer, a shape-shifter who is trying to find out who he is, while also battling creatures, the military, and shifting into any person you see. The game was originally supposed to come out last fall but was pushed back until 2009. Looks like it’ll be worth the wait. (April 2009)
Honorable Mentions:
Borderlands (Xbox 360, PS3, PC)
Tom Clancy’s H.A.W.X. (Xbox 360, PS3, Wii, PC)
Velvet Assassin (Xbox 360, PC)
Heavy Rain (PS3)
Alan Wake (Xbox 360)
The Beatles (Xbox 360, PS3, Wii)
inFamous (PS3)
Damnation (Xbox 360, PS3, PC)
Mad World (Wii)
Uncharted 2: Among Thieves (PS3)
Man Can **FLY** If you watch one video in 2009, be it this.
wingsuit base jumping from Ali on Vimeo.
10 Things You Should Never Say to a Porn Star
Written by Emily McCombs
It’s AVN season, the time when porn stars dress up in their finest PVC attire and compete for awards in categories such “Best All-Girl 3-Way Sex Scene.” And for those lucky enough to be attending the AVN awards on January 10th in Las Vegas, it’s also the time when porn stars leap out of the DVD player and come to life to pose for pictures and sign your time-worn copy of “Jenna Loves Rocco.”
Luckily, adult entertainer and Wicked Girl Stormy Daniels (who is nominated for both “Best Supporting Actress” and “Crossover Star of the Year”) was kind enough to give us some pointers on how to keep your foot out of your mouth when faced with your favorite porn stars. Read on to find out 10 things you should never say to a porn star.
10. You’re too pretty to do porn. (So, you’re saying you would prefer to watch ugly people f*ck?)
9. Your vagina must be really worn out. (Mine isn’t nearly as bad as your mother’s after pushing such a giant idiot like you out of it.)
8. I would never watch porn. I think it is degrading to women. (Then how did you know my name? And my measurements? And my astrological sign? And my birthdate?)
7. How do I get my girlfriend/wife to do ________? (Ask her, not me. By the way, talking to me in the first place is not helping your cause.)
6. Wow! You’re so much prettier/younger/thinner in your photos. (Obviously your mother didn’t teach you anything and it is called Photoshop.)
5. I pleasured myself to you 10 times this week! (OK, I didn’t need to know precisely how pathetic you are. And stop trying to shake my hand. I now unfortunately know exactly where it has been.)
4. I could do porn. (No, you couldn’t. If you could, you already would be … and no, I will NOT audition you!)
3. Are those yours? (Well, I paid for them.)
2. Do you think you are going to hell? (Discussing religion with a porn star will get you as far as discussing porn with your grandmother … just don’t try it.)
1. I wanna take you out on a “real” date. ( I did not realize all my other ones were imaginary.)
20 Weird Logos That Work (and Why They Do)
Inspiration by Chris Spooner
Logos are everywhere. Because of this, only a few can rise among the noise — and often it’s the more unique logos that are most memorable. Sometimes to be unique, you’ve also got to be weird. In this post, we showcase twenty lovably strange logos that work.
Society 27
The Society 27 logo by Pavel Pavlov makes use of the fantastic ambigram effect, which ensures the logo display exactly the same when viewed in an upside down position. The abstract use of the quotation marks and number seven cleverly make up the complete 27.
London Symphony Orchestra
The LSO logo uses a single flowing line to create the three initials of the London Symphony Orchestra. The semi-representational shapes are recognisable enough to be seen as letters, but also allows the logo on a whole to be seen as an elegant graphic.
I love NY
The simple yet highly recognisable mark of the I Love New York has been used to promote tourism in New York for years. Known as a Rebus logo, it displays a large red heart graphic to symbolise the word love, while representing the word New York with the two initials N and Y.
Museum of London
The new Museum of London logo first appears to be a collation of current logo design trends, but with deeper inspection and research the underlying meaning of the logo is discovered. The organic shapes that make up the logo represent the history of London, showing its growth over time expanding geographically.
Metroplex
The Metroplex logo by BrandBerry creates an excellent sense of depth with the use of three dimensional shapes. The array of cuboid shapes represent skyscraper buildings which make up the overall metropolis graphic, linking well to the meaning behind the name.
Cattleyard
Another logo that links well to its name and subject is that of Cattleyard Promotions. Being a music related business the logo uses various graphics of instruments but combines them to form the overall shape of a cow, bringing together these two inspirations into a unique mark.
CafeClick
The CafeClick logo uses an accepted icon of the internet, the mouse cursor and brings it together with a mug of coffee by replacing the steam. This cleverly links these two elements making a brilliant logo for an internet cafรฉ.
Logo Motives
The Logo Motives brand that represents designer Jeff Fisher is an admirable collation of imagery and letterforms. The manipulation of the letters O and G allow them to fit seamlessly into the overall train graphic with perfect geometrics all round.
Rehabilitation Hospital Corporation of America
The highly symbolic logo of the Rehabilitation Hospital Corporation of America logo communicates a complex message with just a simple design. Using the globally renown cross symbol to represent help and medical attention and the steps to reflect on the steps taken back to normal life.
Schizophrenic
Another logo that plays in representational symbols while relating heavily to the brand name is the Schizonphrenic logo. Being a medical disorder that often depicts split personalities the logo characterises this with simple shapes that depict a happy and sad face.
Curious
The word curious often goes hand in hand with questions, this is smartly represented in the Curious logo by Action Designer. Using the question mark symbol depicts this while being manipulated to fit into the logo by replacing the letter C.
Modern Nerd
The Modern Nerd logo makes fine use of negative space to fool the eye into seeing the overall image of a figure, using just the symbolic shapes of hair, glasses and tie it links in well to the stereotypical geek/nerd image.
Time Watch
The Time Watch logo brings in elements from daily life to enhance the meaning of the logo. The colon is commonly used on digital clocks and watches, in the logo it is cunningly used to replace the letter I giving a great looking and representative mark.
Full Time
Taking on a more lateral depiction of the brand is the Full Time logo, this mark takes a clock as the symbol of time and uses it as a container of water to represent time being full.
Upside Down
The clever execution of the Upside Down logo maintains legibility by manipulating select letters to represent the brand name. By using alternate letters or flipping the orientation of a letter gives an unusual appearance despite being easily reabable.
Candy
The combination of two images into one is what makes the Candy logo so great. Using both a stereotypical sweet product and an illustration of a girl’s head link in well to the nature of the product. Even the wording blends in to become part of the artwork.
Seven and Six
The geometric layout of the Seven and Six logo creates a groovy looking mark that also acts as the graphical alternative of the brand name. Using the numeric figures and the ampersand reinforce the complete worded variations.
Studio Eight
The flowing lines of the Studio 8 logo create an illusion that allows both the initial S and number 8 to be visible in the logo graphic. Splitting the lines at the appropriate places stops the eye from following the curves in order for each symbol to appear.
Zip
The three letters of the Zip logo are blended together to form an almost solid shape. The centre graphic which represents the real life object also holds together the logo by breaking up the block allowing the letter I to be seen as well as allowing the Z and P to become legible.
Bison
The Bison logo by Seamus Leonard is an excellent example of how letters of a word can be distorted to create a completely different shape to reinforce its meaning while maintaining readability.
10 reasons to travel in 2009
Written by Nick Trend
Nick Trend looks ahead at next year’s travelling trends, including the best events and good value destinations for 2009.
Iceland: what was a scarily expensive country has suddenly become affordable Photo: AFP
Money talks, and it is going to have a bigger say than ever on where we travel in 2009. The tumbling pound has sharply increased the cost of holidays in many of our favourite destinations. British travellers will find prices in Eurozone countries up by more than 20 per cent and and in the United States by 25 per cent. Because many currencies are linked to the US dollar, holidays in destinations such as the Caribbean will be dearer.
Whether you plan strategically to travel where the pound is still strong, or decide to splash out anyway, here are 10 destinations that look likely to top the wish lists of many travellers in 2009. All references to currency values refer to comparisons between mid-December 2008 and the same date in 2007.
1 Skiing in the Alps
It has been a fantastic start to winter, with cold weather and heavy snowfalls laying down a near-perfect base for the rest of the season. While the school holidays are heavily booked, there are likely to be excellent bargains on late deals in January and March. To save money, book self-catering and drive to a French resort. Erna Low (0845 863 0525, www.ernalow.co.uk) has the best range of packages for self-drive skiing.
2 Northern France
Even if the pound falls to parity with the euro, the cost of hotels and cottages and eating out in northern France will still be roughly on a par with prices in Britain. Ferry fares are also much better value than they were a decade ago, so a beach holiday on the coast of Normandy or Brittany looks as though it will offer the best value for families who want to go overseas this summer. VFB has a good selection of properties (01452 716831, www.vfbholidays.co.uk).
3 Turkey
This is the only traditional beach holiday destination where the pound is (just) holding its own – down three per cent. So the beaches of Antalya, gulet cruises along the coast, and the club life of Bodrum should enjoy a booming summer, while Greece looks as though it may be poor value in 2009. For the best selection of accommodation see the Tapestry Collection (020 8995 7787, www.tapestryholidays.com).
4 Galapagos Islands
With the 200th anniversary of Charles Darwin’s birth falling in 2009, as well as the 150th anniversary of the publication of On the Origin of Species, it looks as though the Galapagos Islands – where he found crucial evidence for his theory of evolution – will prove a major attraction. The Ultimate Travel Company (020 7386 4646, www.theultimatetravelcompany.co.uk) has some two-for-one offers on some cruises in January and February.
5 China
In July 2009 China will see the longest solar eclipse of the century, with one of the best viewing points to the south of Shanghai. Explore (0845 013 1537, www.explore.co.uk) has several itineraries, including an 11-day tour from ยฃ1,868 including international flights.
6 Iceland
If you have always wanted to go to this extraordinary destination of ice caps and volcanoes, hot springs and waterfalls, make 2009 the year. What was a scarily expensive country has suddenly become affordable – the currency has halved in value against the pound. Discover the World is one of the best specialists (01737 218800, www.discover-the-world.co.uk).
7 South Africa
This is one of the few countries where the pound has strengthened against the local currency – from 14 to more than 15 rand. Air fares have also stayed reasonably competitive, helped by new services from Emirates from London via Dubai. You can buy flights from ยฃ629 return to Cape Town through Trailfinders (0845 050 5871, www.trailfinders.com ), which can also put together packages.
8 Britain for beaches
Surely we can’t have another washout summer? Whatever the weather, it looks as though a much higher proportion of holidaymakers will stay at home this year. They will be looking for a safe, clean beach – the Marine Conservation Society’s excellent website (www.goodbeachguide.co.uk) is the best source of advice and information.
9 England for culture
The cultural highlight in England next year is the 500th anniversary of Henry VIII’s accession to throne. This means lots of events and exhibitions at places associated with him. Windsor Castle has an exhibition opening in April, and there is lots going on at Hampton Court, where a restoration of Base Court, one of the main courtyards of the palace, to its 16th-century cobbled layout will be unveiled in February.
10 Scotland for culture
Scotland is also making the most of cultural themes this year. Homecoming is a year-long festival of events celebrating, among other things, the 250th anniversary of the birth of Robert Burns, golf, whisky and great Scottish inventors. The full programme is on www.homecomingscotland.com.
More of us will be spending our holidays at home Photo: AFP