Written by holytaco
Every guy at some point has wished they were a pornstar. So, if that dream ever comes true, we’ve decided to help you out by showing you how to maneuver your way through 90% of the porno movies made.
Written by holytaco
Every guy at some point has wished they were a pornstar. So, if that dream ever comes true, we’ve decided to help you out by showing you how to maneuver your way through 90% of the porno movies made.
dumb.
…aaaannnddd we’re back to crap.
Here’s a flowchart for you:
Is this a flowchart?
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/Yes/ /No/—–> get your eyesight checked
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Is this about 90% of all porno movies?
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/yes/ /no/—->good. It’s probably funny. Post it.
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Don’t post this on a blog because it’s not even remotely funny. In fact, it’s absolute garbage and should never have been made in the first place.
I can’t believe I subscribe to this feed.
It USED to be good;
Did this blog get recently bought out by some 12 year old?
So sad.
I think I will give it one more week, and then (most likely) delete it.
AWESOME!!!
ARE YOU PEOPLE INSANE? This is supposed to be the BEST ARTICLE of the day. I have to agree with the previous comments: dumb, crap, garbage, not even remotely funny. But I disagree with #3 — even a 12-yr-old would have more maturity, intelligence and taste to post this swill
When I tune in to the Oscars, can I expect them to include 90% of the world’s porno films among the awards? Hardly. They look for quality, not trash like this, or your last week’s “How To Not Fail At Life.”
Or take the Emmy Awards. We’ve had some exceptional television among the hundreds of shows that meet broadcast standards. True, the innovative producers sometimes chafe at the restrictions on nudity, explicit language and graphic themes. Yet they manage to produce a product that STILL can be exceptionally good.
Not so here. Let’s try to equal those broadcast standards and focus on what truly is THE BEST. If you find yourself tempted to scrape the bottom of the barrel again like this one, JUST SKIP A DAY!
Thank you Willard H. I can’t agree more. I would much rather skip a day than even have a glance at this utter filth. When I subscribed to this site, there were awesome articles such as “10 Useful Secrets the Major Airlines Don’t Want You to Know” and “How to answer 23 of the most common interview questions”. These articles are useful and informative. They probably are some of the best articles on the internet.
A cartoon, flowchart, or a video MAYBE once a week (given it’s actually worth looking at)…I can live with that. But complete sewage three or four times a week? I can find that on sites with the words “porn” or “smut” in the URL.
You have one week to prove yourself worthy of the real estate that is my bookmarks toolbar.
To above all:
I am sorry for this post.
I will improve in future.
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
Based on what I’d seen previously, I added this blog to my own blogroll. Now I’m embarrassed I did so. I don’t really want people to believe that I think this particular tripe is the best article of the entire day in the entire blogosphere. It’s garbage, with nothing whatsoever to redeem it. If it were funny, there might have been a reason to post it. Since it isn’t, what was the point? It’s juvenile, sophomoric trash. I’m glad to see some sort of pledge to do better because I can’t recommend this blog anymore if this is what people are going to see when they come here. If I endorse it, what do my clients and friends think of my level of taste and discernment. So let’s do better, shall we?
I feel bad for anyone who grew up with the name Gretchen. I guess it’s like the man named Sue though. Maybe it made you grow up tough!
I didn’t think all that much of this post, either… it was semi-humorous, I suppose, but not really very funny, BUT…
These people who are acting offended (because the post has “porn” in the title?) and talking about their “precious real estate” need to get a grip, and possibly a sense of humor. Geez, people, it’s a single link on a blog that is just links to articles on other sites anyway! If you don’t like this person’s selections, there’s a whole frikken internet out there! I like the stuff often enough to check it out, and that’s good enough.
You do a fine job, bspcn. These wet blankets need to stop taking themselves so seriously.
Oh Come on, it was funny, you repressed single minded people. This is funny, I mean, dick and fart jokes are funny, why is this any different. First, if you read this at work, you shouldn’t, you should be doing work. Second, if you pull your collective heads out of your asses, it would be a means to an end, its supposed to be funny. Infantile, yes. Porn is that. Third, get a life.
“Blow your load on her…”
Meh, am I the only one that is fucking sick of porn where all men do is “splooge” on the girls, especially on the face?
Utterly degrading shit… Anyone that cums on a girls face deserve semen being squirted in their eye. I don’t see any girls squirting on a guys face. I don’t see how its even remotely attractive and erotic either, pretty much the same as peeing on people. Which I’m sure some sickos would get a kick out of, but at least that’s not anywhere near as popular as this face splooging obsession that makes me wanna VOMIT.
common guys.. it was funny. at least for the major section of the society like me who have expertise in porno movies but are lazy enough to reply on the blog. And I keep wondering how these hypocrites are so eager to respond. Good work bspcn ๐