How to Get Arrested in 8 Easy Steps

Written by dailyrft

Anybody can do it! Follow these instructions:

(Editor’s Note: This actually happened last weekend; check out the story at Lake News Online)

1) Grab two other dudes and steal a Kawasaki Mule (kind of like a golf cart on steroids)

2) Vroom-vroom your way into a resort parking lot.

3) Try to run over a security guard (don’t worry, he’ll jump out of the way – whoa CRAZY!)

4) Ditch the Mule and gambol off, giddy that you’ve outwitted The Man!

5) CRUCIAL STEP: LEAVE YOUR WALLET IN THE STOLEN VEHICLE.

6) Allow enough time for somebody to find it and hand it over to the police department.

7) Show up at the police department to claim your lost wallet.

8) Presto! You’re in handcuffs. Unreal is so proud you reached your gaol goal. Unreal will NOT be bailing you out.

11 thoughts on “How to Get Arrested in 8 Easy Steps

  1. Rohit

    Please go get a life dude!! dnt post sick article here and call it the “the best article of the day”.

    1. Grace

      dudee shutt upp justt becausee youu didntt comee up withh thiss dosentt meann you havee to be a bit. aboutt thiss kayy ??

  2. bfsduialgh

    wht da hell if u really want to get arrested then just prank call da po po u dont even need to leave ur house

  3. jazzy

    its not hard to get arrested no need to red this bloody story my god people have so much better things to do lol

  4. Grace

    Rohit shutt upp justt becausee youu didntt comee up withh thiss dosentt meann you havee to be a bit. aboutt thiss kayy ??

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