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A decade ago, if you had told me Danny Devito would one day be a major part of my favorite television show (and that he’d one day be funny again), I would have slapped you in the face. But he is. And his burning balls are the biggest thing online since LoLcatZ. In honor of It’s Always Sunny… starting up again in just a few days, and in tribute to Mr Devito, we thought it fitting to comprise some of our favorite ‘Frank Reynolds’ quotes – the following is The Timeless Wisdom of Danny Devito:
Freakin’ funny stuff. Glad this show has survived for another season.
This isn’t the timeless wisdom of Danny DeVito, it’s the timeless wisdom of some random scriptwriter as said by some character as portrayed by Danny DeVito.
If you can’t tell the difference then the only thing I can say is… please don’t procreate.
Stupid shit. Typical lame sitcom “snark”. Timeless wisdom? Please. Most of it isn’t even funny, let alone timeless or wise.
I’ve seen funnier shit smeared on bathroom walls.