The 10 Best Facebook Beatdowns

Written by Cory Jones

Facebook might be a great place to meet your long lost friends, but it’s also a great place to get busted by your boss, get threatened to fight or start a heated political discussion. Here are the ten best.

10. When Cheating Goes Viral. Literally.

FYI Cheaters: When a guy’s gf logs into her bf’s Facebook page and sees a love note he sent to some other girl, her first reaction is to say he has herpes, HPV and possibly AIDS. You’ve been warned.

9. Facebook: It’s Serious Business

Stay hasty, bro. Stay  hasty…

8. Funny How We’re Not Friends

You know what, now that I think about it, that is pretty funny.

7. If You Friend Your Boss on Facebook, Remember That You Friended Your Boss on Facebook.

Adding your boss to your Facebook page is like inviting your grandmother to your swingers party. It’s going to end up getting really, really ugly.

6. Facebook Beatdown By Facebook

You know your life isn’t going well when Facebook knows your life is empty.

5. With a Name Like Chubbs McGee

While the birthday party uninvite at the end is a nice kicker, I’d like to make sure that the "I’m gonna keep living my awesome life while you try to think of words to write down to make yourself feel better" line doesn’t go unnoticed.

4. This Vanity URL Looks Awful Familiar

I’m not sure if snagging your friend’s vanity url actually qualifies as a "beatdown," but the friend’s over-the-top, freakout reaction makes it worthy of this list.

3. WWJBTCOO? (Who Would Jesus Beat The Crap Out Of?)

I don’t recall Jesus mentioning anything about "Beating the shit out of your enemies if they post faith-bashing videos on Youtube" in the Bible. But maybe I missed that part.

2. If There’s A Photo Of You On Facebook Dressed Like A Fairy and Wasted, Don’t Tell Your Bosses You Can’t Come To Work Because "Something Came Up"

I think this little email exchange (+picture) tells you everything you need to know.

1. So, Are You Bringing The Microwave Or What?

Bonus Fake Facebook Beatdown!

So, this guy who got caught skipping work via his Facebook status was proved to be a fake, but that only makes it a little less funny.

14 thoughts on “The 10 Best Facebook Beatdowns”

  4. a

    @Steve. I believe the global population is not 100% stupid but every time I read your comments, it gets closer to it.

  6. landon

    @Greg H.
    I have come to the conclusion that you atheist bastards only make comments like that to anger non-atheist. Whether or not you believe there is a God isn’t really something you just randomly comment about. You idiots make all atheist look like idiots. Keep in mind that I am not an atheist. I believe people can believe what they want though. I just dislike idiots like you. I also dislike non-atheist idiots that reply to comments like that and make all of us look like hypocritical idiots.

  8. God

    Hey, I’m not dead. I’m just a little busy with hip hop “music” awards and high school football games, so you guys are on your own, K?

    Love ya lots!

    Big G

  10. dave

    @landon
    I just wanted to point out that you are continuing the trend of non atheists replying to comments like that. Thus proving the fact that you are indeed a hypocrite and sadly that you don’t like yourself very much.

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