Written by Brian Altano & Brian Miggels
Get in. Get game. Get out.
Battling the hordes of shoppers, holiday seasons, and seasonal influenza we march on through the jungle of commerce towards the ultimate prize: New Game Day. For some of us this day is a rarity and understandably so, with the economy being in the dumper. But what if there was a way — a handy guide, perhaps — to coast through the consumerism and avoid the headaches and hurdles of the holidays? Now there is. So polish your luckiest pair of boots, zip up your over-sized jackets and get ready for the smell of fresh plastic tearing open on a crisp winter day.
Gamestop is the scariest place on earth.
Seriously, they’re assholes.