Nosy Boyfriend or Girlfriend? There’s an Application for That!

From holytaco

The Girlfriend Application!

Let’s face it, most men are shallow pigs. So, in an effort to illustrate to all the women of the world how the typical male brain works, we give you the job application you’re unknowingly filling out on a first date.

8 thoughts on “Nosy Boyfriend or Girlfriend? There’s an Application for That!”

  1. corpower

    should not be called iTrust, but instead noTrust

    In the bonus application, is the last question about pegging?

  2. rebeca

    “2) Evaluate if you really want to be in a relationship with someone who likes to try to snoop through your text messages.”

    Whaaaaaa???????

    I’m not one of those neurotic girls who go through their boyfriends phone 24/7, but i see no problem with girls that do so!!!

    this should really say:
    “2) Evaluate if you really want to be with a person who can’t know what is going on in your life and who you keep secrets from”

    If there is nothing to see, then there is no need to block it from being seen…..chances are people that use this app are hiding things from his/her significant other

  3. corpower

    rebeca is right! it’s best to lay your cards on the table – more or less.

    let me start by asking for your email address…

    reach around me at beca1.degaite at spamgourmet.com

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