Written by Chris Illuminati
I loved calling her pre-wife. I hope the permanent roommate catches fire as well.
Anyway, when we have leftover dinner, the permanent roommate packs us both a lunch. Since they look identical, she started leaving a Post-It note so I would know which lunch was mine. At first they just said Chris but I guess she got bored with just writing my name. She started writing funny messages. I saved my favorites.
Stephen is our cat. Makes it even funnier.
Two things going on here: I was dying for an iPhone and I was having stomach issues and a day away from finding out I needed emergency surgery.
I eat a lot.
Wow, one of the worst articles ever. What a waste.
Post something interesting next time. And the time after that.
psh, whatever, i LOVE this article! i’m totally stealing these….
This was awesome! Am sending this to my friends.
Your wife’s humor is right on par with my husband’s. Maybe they should get together and write a book.
Peas? Who the hell eat peas for lunch?
@a in a salad….it’s not strange
I like this article:)
this article sucks.
if i wanted lame jokes id make them myself, i dont need to look on the
internet for them.
not even funny at all – come on.
LOVED THIS! Stealing the idea! What’s up with the negative comments? If you don’t like it, just move on.
Chris Illuminati? Don’t happen to know Dan Brown by any chance?
Charming with a capital C. Thanks for sharing. Now go hug that woman.
๐ really cute.
This is awesome!!!
seriously, what is these peoples problem? They are mildly funny, but above all they are super cute! I wish my wife would do something like this…I cant even get her to cook dinner, let alone pack up the leftovers for the next day ๐
A nice, pleasant read. Not EVERY article has to be deep and full of angst, so take your ball and go home all you negative-types.
You got quite a wife there
Your wife is tight..I guess..I hope for you.
Your article made me smile. I really needed that. Thank you and your lovely wife.
Warm Regards
Paresh
I liked that. You’re a very lucky guy.
It’s rare to find anyone under 30 who actually knows how to spell and use grammar correctly. Hang on to her!
Is it just me or does his wife seem bi-polar with the seemingly three different writing styles?
Too cute!
Lovely on the fridge chats.
I wish I had a wife like this.
I noticed that too, great and fun thing they have going if its true. I doubt it though with all the differences in the handwriting. Look closely at the letters. Even if you take into account sloppy or fast writing, it does not explain the distincly different writing and letter formations.
this was really stupid, I've read more interesting items on the back of a shampoo bottle.