Written by The Sarcasmist

10. “Goodness, I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears.” (In response to Sideshow Bob: You know, I used to have a problem with killing people.) –Cecil Terwilliger

9. “Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.” –Homer Simpson

8. “A sarcasm detector, that’s a real useful invention.” (Sarcasm detector explodes) –Comic Book Guy

7. “But I’m a public servant. I can’t use my judgment.” –Superintendant Chalmers

6. “Family, religion, friends… these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.” –Mr. Burns

5. “I’m proud of you, Mom. You’re like Christopher Columbus. You discovered something millions of people knew about before you.” –Lisa Simpson

4. “No, I get my news from the internet, like a normal person under seventy. Farewell, dinosaur.” (In response to Kent Brockman when asked if he saw the six o’clock news) –Comic Book Guy

3. “Oh no! Now who will sell oranges on the off-ramp?” (In response to Lisa saying that Bart is throwing away his future). –Homer Simpson

2. “Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?” -Sideshow Bob

1. “Owww look at me Marge, I’m making people Happy! I’m the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane!!!!…… By the way I was being sarcastic…” –Homer Simpsons

Bonus: The Simpsons Congratulate South Park on 200 Episodes!

A loving reminder on the occasion of South Park‘s 200th episode that The Simpsons Already Did It…

You can see more tributes at SouthPark200.com. And be sure to tune-in tomorrow night for South Park‘s 200th episode at 10pm / 9c.

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