Written by Alex- University of South Carolina

Those lovable bros over at BroBible.com have once again attempted to tarnish the sterling facades us girls put up just to please them (riiiight…).  The latest topic up for debate: The 15 Most Common Ways Girls Try to Look Hotter on Facebook. From butts out to boobs smooshed, they’re calling us out on all our “tricks” of the online trade.

Well guys, a little of our own light research has gone a long way.  Turns out you’re guilty of posting some overused, Brolicious pics yourselves.  Need proof?  Just go through your tagged photos and see if you’re guilty of any of these thirteen major offenses:

Leg up on a coffee table/chair/ledge, fist on hip, other arm pointing out yonder.

Are you scouting out the promise land, or eyeing that leggy blonde in the frat castle foyer?  Either way, you look like a tool.

Posing with expensive bottles of booze.

If the picture is taken alongside a Grey Goose tower in the liquor store, then it doesn’t count.  If you actually own twenty bottles of Grey Goose, then that’s just shameful.

Blue Steel.

I believe it was Hansel who was so hot right now, not you.

Holding a cigar.

Stogies with the bros?  How refined.  You must be a man of superior class and means.  Or you’re a total dad.

Throwing the shocker.

Please do me.

Creeping in the background of hot girls’ pictures.

Gosh, I sure can’t figure out why they’re not with you…

Keg stand.

What talent.  What skill.  You’re going far, my friend.

With fratty frat bros.

The bowties are cute, but did you really need those seersucker sport coats in October?  I’d think a man of your stature would be familiar with the most basic sartorial guidelines.

Passed out on the couch at tailgate.

Oh, you can’t make it through a pre-game? Definitely something to boast about, pussy.

Always wearing a hat.

You’re balder than Kenny Chesney.  The first step is admitting it to yourself.

The Action Shot.

Oh, you’re good at sports? Awesome.

Leaning against an expensive car.

Clearly that thing’s not yours.  I saw the beat up Tahoe you’ve been cruising in and that thing’s no Bentley.

Documentation of random bro hijinks.

Posing with the Indian cab driver.  Thumbs up with a hobo. Getting Iced.  Peeing in the campus fountain.  Standing strategically under the girl dancing on the bar in a miniskirt.  So.  Effing.  Cool.

Bonus: I love printable coupons. >:D