Written by collegehumor
Breaking up with someone is the worst. They get all sad and start crying. Then they’re like, “But I thought you loved me.” Awkward! Who wants to deal with that? Not me. Here are five fool-proof ways to kick someone out of your life without having to watch them turn into an emotional wreck. Note: Although these all say “girlfriend,” they’re sure to work on boys, too.
These are brilliant and made me rofl, but my favorite part was the last one, which is actually a feasible method!
I wish this was available to me before I tried the:
‘sorry hunni I can’t hang out this weekend it’s my weekend with the kids’