Last cartoon joke of 2011 🙂

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Happy 2012 !

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! 🙂

Another safe trip around the sun.

All of humanity just traveled 583 million miles together in 2011.

Here’s to a great journey in 2012! Happy New Year!!!!!!

Huge thank you for all your support in 2011, looking forward to bringing you the best posts in 2012. Have a wonderful new year everyone!

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Behold: The second annual “best of” list is in! Rounding up this year’s top images was no easy task with our hosted images being viewed more than 68 billion times! We reviewed all of the images that went viral – making us laugh, think, and (not that we would admit it) cry.

So without further ado, we invite you to join us as we count down the 11 most worthy images of the 2011 Internet. Enjoy and Happy New Year!

11.

Getting cats and dogs together for one picture can be difficult, but if you can pull it off, it may be one of the best shots of the year. (WARNING: Don’t try this at home.)

10.

When MBoudet’s grandmother called the city of Miami to report a drainage problem in front of her house, the city worker told her “Put it on the Internet otherwise nobody will do anything”. The image went viral immediately, resulting in more than 700,000 views and a fixed drain! This image is proof of the awesome power of the Internet.

9.

The most viewed GIF of this year with 1.5 million views and 3TB of data transferred, goes to the Cafeteria Ninja.

8.

After Hurricane Irene hit Puerto Rico in August, the streets were so flooded that a shark managed to be swimming around. This image, after being tweeted more than 12 thousand times, wins the award for the most tweeted image of the year.UPDATE: Don’t trust everything you see on the Internet… it turns out this image isfake. However, that doesn’t change the fact that it was one of the most viral images of the year and still deserving of the #8 spot.

7.

The year started off hard with the protests in Egypt. This image, taken by Nevine Zaki, shows Christians protecting Muslims while they pray during protests in Egypt, and was viewed more than 750,000 times.

6.

This image left us with a feeling that it only takes one act of kindness to change a person’s life forever, and with almost 1 million views, we don’t think we’re alone. Caution: Grab some tissues before reading.

4.

We love a good rage comic, but this one brings them to a whole different level. It’s not only one of the greatest rage comics ever written, it’s also one of the most inspiring stories we’ve ever heard. It tells the life story of an 86 year old man, and will probably make you look at your life in a completely different way.

3.

With the occupy movement starting this year, there have been more protest and controversial images than ever before. This image, taken at UC Davis in California, wins the award for most controversial of the year. Not only did it generate almost 1 million views, it also spun off into a meme of it’s own called “Pepper Spray Cop” (forexample). Because of the huge impact this image had on the internet, it deserves the #3 spot.

2.

When the disaster at the Fukushima power plant in Japan happened this year, this image was created to help spread the word about all the incredible things people were doing to help out. It was viewed more than 1 million times and currently sits at the top spot in our gallery and on Reddit pics.A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in. -Unknown

1.

The #1 image of the year goes to Barack Obama. Right when Obama’s birth certificate story was as big as it could get, he was getting ready to drop the headline of the decade. It turned out to be the image of the year too. At more than 3 million views (2 million more than the second highest viewed image of this top 11) and almost 7 thousand tweets, it’s the most popular and viral of the year.

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WHY CAN’T WE GET ALONG: I find it almost embarrassing as an American to see groups here in the states like the Florida Family Association pressure companies to pull ads from TV shows such as All American Muslim. I am finding that some of the most hateful, bigot individuals are Christians especially from the so-called ‘Bible belt’ of the American South.

A number of Americans will hate me for saying this, but some of the most friendly individuals I have EVER met in the world were Muslims inside Iran. Yes, INSIDE IRAN.

My most memorable Christmas … was in Iran right after the Bam, Iran earthquake of 2003. Representing the USA (deployed by then President George Bush) arriving several days after Christmas to assist with rescue and recovery efforts the Iranians greeted us with open arms. While setting up our camp the Muslims found an old pine tree and decorated it the best way they knew how. When asked why they responded that they were grateful that we left our families during the Christmas holiday to come to their country to help them. We were also presented with roses and small gifts. This was all done even though over 90% of the city of Bam was destroyed leaving them with nothing.

I am angered when I see people here in America stereotype Muslims as some radical, bomb making group. As a matter of fact, this goes for any group that pushes their religious agenda on another group. Gays, transgendered, Muslim, Jewish … why can’t all these people live their lives? What have they done to you?

Learn and live with people before you make judgement – respect each other.

From reddit

• Be attractive. Don’t be unattractive. (thanks earsofglitter)
• Don’t EVER stick your dick in crazy.
• Masturbate before any moderate life event/decision.
• If you want something, you have to ask for it.
• Delete Facebook, get lawyer, hit the gym, join credit union.
• Get a fucking tongue scraper. (beefytits wanted this near the top)
• No one knows what the fuck they’re doing
• Fake it ’till you make it usually works
• Buy quality products that you will use a lot. They are an investment.
• No one is keeping track of the mistakes you make.
• Get to know your parents before it’s too late.
• Respect is earned, regardless of status.
• People are far more like you than unlike you.
• Start saving NOW.
• There are money “hacks” (/r/frugal).
• Ignore the trolls.
• Learning how to cook is an incredibly valuable skill.
• If you bake stale tortilla chips in the oven at 300deg for 5 minutes, they’ll be crispy again.
• You don’t have to be nice, just don’t be a douchebag.
• If she invites you up for coffee, it’s not coffee.
• Body language makes a huge difference.
• Sleep in multiples of 90 minutes to not wake up tired.
• Spend time with people worth spending your time with.
• Showerbeer is amazing.
• Be friendly with janitors, secretaries, yard workers, etc.
• People remember you giving them a birthday gift when you didn’t have to.
• AmazonPrime is free for students (free two day shipping on a lot of stuff).
• Use sunscreen.
• Don’t ever talk to cops (thanks raziphel)
• Don’t try to make grilled cheese in the toaster. (thanks stickysodagun)
• “Today you, tomorrow me” goes a long way. (thanks UrMomsA_ThrowAwayAct)
• If you loan money out to friends, don’t expect to get it back.
• Fisting yourself in a public park is generally frowned upon.
• Anything can be explained like you’re five. (thanks osiris32)
• Kill spiders with fire. Or nuke them from orbit. (thanks Volgyi2000)
• Peeing in the shower is amazing and saves time.
• Rocking back and forth while pooping is pro. (thanks jymi1313)
• For the love of the great spaghetti monster use the Reddit Enhancement Suite (thanks yodamaster103)
• Fuckin ice soap.
• Tip well, if you can afford it. Imagine you are the poor delivery guy.
• Use www.rainymood.com if you need sound to help you focus (I do for studying)
• Use flux to protect your eyes at night
• Freeze bananas and THEN put them in smoothies for maximum results
• Cats with a side of boobs are the ultimate karma mine
• Always leave a note
• Don’t forget to bring a towel
• Get off the couch and make your body better. /r/fitness is a great place to start
• If you need motivation, check out /r/getmotivated – a fantastic supportive community
• Subscribe to /r/lifeprotips
• Breaking Bad is perhaps the best drama I’ve ever seen. Great TV show. check out /r/breakingbad (thanks edify)
• If you don’t want to end up in the friend zone, you should make your intentions clear from the beginning.
• www.pinklab.com [NSFW]
• Treat yourself well. Celebrate the little victories.
• The “Wadsworth Constant” – skip the first 30% of a YouTube video to skip the annoying intro shit. You can actually add &wadsworth=1 to the end of a youtube url to do it auto
• Get AdBlock (google it for your browser)
• Don’t be that guy.
• Bacon makes everything better
• There actually are loving an caring people in the world.
• Watching the news too much will usually depress you and give you an unrealistic view of the world.
• Fox News is biased as fuck. I don’t care what your political affiliation is, its not a reliable source.
• Prepare for the worst, hope for the best
• Reddit is primarily consists of a demographic of younger college-aged males. It is NOT the end-all be-all of the viewpoints on the internet, and things often turn into circlejerks pretty fast.
• Floss like a boss
• Forgive, but do not forget.
• People remember compliments.
• It doesn’t matter if you fall down, as long as you get back up.
• What shoes you wear says a lot about you.
• Wipe nut to butt.
• Admitting you made a mistake will earn you respect and speed up the fixing process. Having an ego solves nothing.
• Talk it out with your SO.
• Make the first move.
• If she cheated with you, she will cheat on you.
• Are you tired? Run faster!
• Don’t be a little bitch. Do it. Right now.
• Never fucking buy an HDMI cable that costs more than $20
• Soda is perhaps the worst value you can buy at a fast food place, and offers no nutrition.
• For coffee, a french press is the way to go. Seriously.
• Socks are lube for pants.
• There’s always money in the banana stand.
• Both religious people and athiests want you to be happy. They just have different views on how to be happy.
• Man code: No talking while pooping. Eyes forward at the urinal.
• Here’s another list of awesome insight from Reddit! Here (thanks Padre_Pedro)
• Place a clean towel on your pillow every night to help cure acne.
• You have two ears and one mouth. Listen twice as much as you speak.
• You can supress your gag reflex by squeezing your left thumb.
• To cool down a hot car quickly, open the passenger side door and open and close the driver side to vent the hot air out.
• It’s easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.
• Asking for help is not the same as whining like a little bitch.
• Never go full retard.
• Tell people that you appreciate them.
• Be kind to people who work in retail and food service.
• Thank you cards for gifts go a long way.
• Measure twice, cut once.
• Use [Dropbox](www.dropbox.com) It’s free for 2GB!
• By request: Firefly and Arrested Development are fantastic TV shows. You will not be disappointed.
• When in a street fight, there are no rules. Go for their groin/eyes/neck. Whatever gets you out safely.
• Native American alarm clock: Drink a glass or two of water and you’ll wake up just from the fact that you gotta piss.
• Never promise crazy a baby.
• Safety razors are pro.
• You are not alone. You are never alone.
• Don’t ever go to Reddit for advice