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100 Fantastic Pieces of Journalism

Collected by theatlantic

These must-reads are my personal picks for the best nonfiction of 2010

Awards season in journalism is almost over: David Brooks has long since handed out the Sidneys, the Pulitzer Prizes have been issued, and the National Magazine Award finalists find out who won next week.

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Throughout 2010, I kept my own running list of exceptional nonfiction for the Best of Journalism newsletter I publish. The result is my third annual Best Of Journalism Awards – America’s only nonfiction writing prize judged entirely by me. I couldn’t read every worthy piece published last year. But everything that follows is worthy of wider attention. Thanks to Byliner, a promising new site dedicated to publishing and sharing feature-length nonfiction, my annual awards dating back to 2008 are soon going to have a permanent home. I am indebted to its founder, John Tayman, for including me in an enterprise well worth checking out – and for his encouragement as I assembled this list.

It was put together before I began my current gig at The Atlantic. The pieces I’ve selected represent only my own judgment, and do not reflect the opinions of my colleagues, whose lists would surely be wonderful and different. 

The Art Of Storytelling

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WASHINGTON MONTHLY

Dirty Medicine by Mariah Blake

Thomas Shaw invents breakthrough medical devices. In America’s hospitals they’d save lives and money. But the dysfunctional industry that supplies doctors and nurses prevents these wares from getting to the patients who need them. And health care reform hasn’t changed a thing.

THE TEXAS MONTHLY

Last Days Of The Comanches by S.C. Gwynne

"By the autumn of 1871, the Western frontier was rolling backward, retreating in the face of savage Indian attacks. When a ragtag army of federal soldiers arrived on the Llano Estacado to crush the hostile natives once and for all, they had numbers and firepower on their side. What they didn’t know was that their enemies were led by Quanah Parker, a half-white war chief who may have been the greatest fighter of his time."

THE NEW YORKER

Pandora’s Briefcase by Malcolm Gladwell

During World War II, the British pulled off one of the most successful acts of espionage in history. In its details, however, even this fascinating tale of Allied trickery suggests that spying might not be worthwhile.

THE NEW YORKER

The Hunted by Jeffrey Goldberg

In a remote corner of Africa, two American conservationists did their utmost to prevent poachers from destroying an endangered species of elephant. In their zealousness, did they go too far?

THE MORNING NEWS

The High Is Always The Pain And The Pain Is Always The High by Jay Kang

After living the ups and downs of life as a professional poker player, the author observes that "gambling narratives tend to glamorize the upswing." In his own story, however, the romance is wrapped up in the losses.

THIS AMERICAN LIFE

Patriot Games by Ben Calhoun

An unsurpassed case study in how idealistic people who enter professional politics wind up compromising their values.

ESQUIRE

The Gun by CJ Chivers

Shortly after President Eisenhower warned against the military-industrial complex, an unholy alliance of defense contractors and military brass conspired to cover up the fact that they put American troops into combat with a defective gun.

JOE BLOGS

The Promise by Joe Posnanski

The story of Bruce Springsteen’s most moving song, how it got recorded, and the way it captures certain truths about working class life better than anything else.

VANITY FAIR

The Case Of The Vanishing Blonde by Mark Bowden

Private investigator Ken Brennan was given a mystery: who raped, beat and left for dead a 21-year-old blonde woman? She couldn’t remember her attacker. The police gave up on the case. This is the story of the man who broke it open, and the steps that led him to a perpetrator no one else suspected.  
OUTSIDE

The Killer In The Pool by Tim Zimmerman

The story of a killer whale’s life – one that ends with a Sea World trainer’s tragic killing. Or was it murder?

THE NEW YORKER

The Mark Of A Masterpiece by David Grann

A painting done by a famous artist can be worth many millions of dollars. An imitation is basically worthless. Art historians used their expertise to differentiate between the two – until recently, when Peter Paul Biro began using fingerprints on canvases to authenticate works scientifically.

Crime & Punishment

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WIRED

Art Of The Steal by Joshua Bearman

Gerard Blanchard has been compared to a criminal Rain Man. His story is like every larger than life heist film you’ve ever seen – but this scourge of the world’s bank managers is a real person.

OUTSIDE

The Ballad Of Colton Harris-Moore by Bob Friel

"In the Northwest’s San Juan Islands, best known for killer whales and Microsoft retirees, a teen fugitive has made a mockery of local authorities, allegedly stealing cars, taking planes for joy­rides, and breaking into vacation homes. His ability to elude the police and survive in the woods has earned him folk-hero status. But some wonder if the 18-year-old will make it out of the hunt alive."

THE ATLANTIC

Prison Without Walls by Graeme Wood

What if America replaced much of its broken prison system by tracking convicted lawbreakers with ankle bracelets? Early studies show a benevolent twist on Big Brother might be better at reducing incarceration costs and cut crime.

THE NEW YORK REVIEW OF BOOKS

The Rape Of American Prisoners by David Kaiser and Lovisa Stanow

The most shocking thing about this piece isn’t the alarming frequency with which juvenile offenders are raped while in custody – it’s how seldom their abusers are charged with crimes even when they are caught.

THE WALL STREET JOURNAL

A Solitary Jailhouse Lawyer Argues His Way Out Of Prison by Sean Gardiner

A high school dropout educates himself in a law library, sues for access to records from his trial, confronts witnesses who testified against him, and proves the corruption of the prosecutor who wrongfully convicted him.

THIS AMERICAN LIFE

Is That A Tape Recorder In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me

(based on a five part Village Voice story by Graham Rayman)

What happens when an NYPD officer spends months carrying a tape recorder in his front pocket? He documents how one precinct really works, captures numerous illegal acts by police, and is nearly committed against his will by superiors eager to intimidate him.

THE ATLANTIC

The Wrong Man by David Freed

Falsely accused of perpetrating a series of anthrax attacks in the fall of 2001, Dr. Steven J. Hatfield tells his story for the first time.

SLATE

The Chemist’s War by Deborah Blum

The strangely forgotten story of "how the U.S. government poisoned alcohol during Prohibition," ultimately killing perhaps 10,000 Americans.

GQ

Hope. Change. Reality. by Wil S. Hylton

When Barack Obama won the White House, campaigning in part against the lawlessness of the Bush Administration, he tapped Eric Holder as Attorney General. Two years later, the man charged with cleaning up the Justice Department and closing down Gitmo has been stymied at every turn.

THE NEW YORKER

In The Name Of The Law by William Finnegan

In Tijuana, where endemic police corruption prevented anyone from opposing the drug cartels, an uncompromising new law enforcement official is finally fighting back against organized crime. Is he reasserting the rule of law or undermining it in a different way?

GOVERNING

Mississippi’s Corrections Reform by John Buntin

In the most notorious prison system in America, that rarest of things happened – a push for reform that actually worked.

Sports & Leisure

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TABLET

Smash by Howard Jacobsen

Was he the best ping pong player ever? Marty Reisman says that’s how he’d be remembered if the game wouldn’t have been taken over by whippersnappers with new-fangled paddles. So late in life, he began challenging some of the best in the sport with only one condition: old school equipment.

ESPN: OUTSIDE THE LINES

Believeland by Wright Thompson

A profile of Cleveland, Ohio, told through the lens of its sports fans and their latest heartbreak.

THE NEW YORK REVIEW OF BOOKS

The Chess Master And The Supercomputer by Garry Kasparov

One of the world’s most accomplished chess champions reflects on how CPUs changed his game.

THE NEW YORK TIMES MAGAZINE

What Is I.B.M.’s Watson? by Clive Thompson

A generation ago, an I.B.M. computer beat Garry Kasparov at chess. Now the company has made a machine that plays Jeopardy. Can it win?

THE OBSERVER

Video Games: The Addiction by Tom Bissell

What hobby took over Tom Bissell’s world even more than his cocaine habit? Playing Grand Theft Auto.

THE STRANGER

The Mystery of the Tainted Cocaine by Brendan Kiley

A five part series on a dangerous substance that’s poisoning the world’s cocaine supply, how to avoid it, and the human suffering caused by drug prohibition.

EDIBLE GEOGRAPHY

A Cocktail Party In The Street: An Interview With Alan Stillman by Nicola Twilley and Krista

Ninivaggi

How T.G.I. Fridays became the first singles bar in New York City and changed American happy hour culture forever.

SLATE

You Should Worship Kelly Slater by Matt Feeney

The best surfer in the world, why he should be a bigger star, and the reasons he isn’t.

Science, Religion & Human Nature

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THE NATION

Postcard From Palestine by Christopher Hayes

A dispatch from Hebron – a Palestinian city with an Israeli settlement in its midst.

THE WALL STREET JOURNAL

In Chile, The Lessons Of Isolation by Theodore Dalrymple

A meditation on social pressure, and how it can be conducive to virtue as well as vice.

THE OBSERVER

The Little Pill That Could Cure Alcoholism by James Medd

Is alcoholism "a physical condition with a spiritual solution," as Alcoholics Anonymous has long insisted? Dr Olivier Ameisen no longer thinks so – having successfully ended his own debilitating addiction, he thinks he’s found a revolutionary cure for the disease in the form of a widely available pill.

TEXAS OBSERVER

He Who Casts The First Stone by Forrest Wilder

In Amarillo, a militant Christian group is targeting the city’s swingers with a campaign of constant harassment – and they say that the gay bars, strip clubs and porn shops may be next.

ESQUIRE

Invasion by Tom Junod

The subject is ants: "If you think the numbers sound like abstractions, if you wonder what deranged census-taker came to the conclusion that in the shadow of each and every human being there lives a hidden host of 1.6 million, well, that only means you haven’t attempted the experiment of peacefully coexisting with them."

THE AMERICAN SCHOLAR

Solitude And Leadership by William Deresiewicz

What America lacks is leaders who are capable of deep, original thinking.

THE AMERICAN INTEREST

Understanding Corruption by Lawrence Rosen

In the United States, the norms that influence how we conceive of corruption are far different than what prevails in the Middle East – and our efforts in the region are doomed to failure until we understand that.

ARCHAEOLOGY

Should We Clone Neanderthals? by Zach Zorich

As scientists decode their genome, a look at the scientific, legal, and ethical obstacles to bringing them back from extinction.

MILITARY HISTORY QUARTERLY

Holy Terror: The Rise Of The Order Of The Assassins by Jefferson Gray

For almost two centuries, The Order Of The Assassins "played a singular and sinister role in the Middle East," terrifying enemies through their own brand of asymmetric warfare.

THE NEW YORK REVIEW OF BOOKS

Night by Tony Judt

A man with Lou Gehrig’s disease explains why getting through it is so trying.

VANITY FAIR

The Genesis 2.0 Project by Kurt Anderson

The Large Haldron Collider "exists in a near-magical realm, a $9 billion cathedral of science that is apparently, in any practical sense, useless." A look at the secrets physicists hope it will unlock.

THE ATLANTIC

Autism’s First Child by John Donvan and Karen Zucker

The life story of the first person ever diagnosed with autism – and the hope his long, happy life holds for the one in 110 children who suffer from the condition.

On Birth, Death, & The Afterlife

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MOTHER JONES

Inside India’s Rent-A-Womb Business by Scott Carney

Wealthy Western couples are flocking to India, where the medical tourism industry is offering the best deal on a vital commodity: wombs.

THE ATLANTIC

Letting Go of My Father by Jonathan Rauch

"The author found himself utterly unprepared for one of life’s near certainties–the decline of a parent." And then he discovered that he wasn’t alone.

THE NEW YORKER

Letting Go by Atul Gawande

"Modern medicine is good at staving off death with aggressive interventions–and bad at knowing when to focus, instead, on improving the days that terminal patients have left."

GQ

Are You Sure You Want To Quit The World? by Nadya Labi

On an Internet message board, an anonymous figure was befriending people contemplating suicide – and pushing them to go through with it.

VANITY FAIR

The Distant Executioner by William Langewiesche

Inside the spooky world of America’s warrior sharpshooters, "the sniper’s special talents and torments," and how they cope.

AMERICAN SCIENTIST

To See For One’s Self by Darin L. Wolfe

The case for cutting more people open after they die, so that we can continue benefiting from a medical procedure that has taught us more about the human body than anything else.

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The Frozen Ladder by Julia Grønnevet

A personal essay.

THE TIMES OF LONDON

The British POW Who Broke Into Auschwitz – And Survived by Jake Wallis Simons

A 91-year-old veteran of World War II reflects on one of the most audacious acts of that conflict – and why he risked his life to bear witness to history.

THE NEW YORK TIMES MAGAZINE

Until Cryonics Do Us Part by Kerry Howley

Men who want to freeze themselves when they die in hopes of being brought back when technology permits it are provoking a backlash from an unexpected quarter: their wives.

Multimedia Matters

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THE GUARDIAN

On Taking Comic Novels Seriously by Howard Jacobson

"The liveliest effusions of wit and humour are simply what the reader of a novel has a right to expect."

THE PARIS REVIEW

The Art Of Non-Fiction Number 3: John McPhee by Peter Hessler

The aged master, arguably the world’s best non-fiction writer, reflects on his career and his method.

THE AWL

Seven Years As A Freelance Writer by Richard Morgan

An insider’s look at what it’s like to write for glossy magazines. You’ll envy and pity the writer by the end.

THE NEW YORK TIMES

A Bully Finds A Pulpit On The Web by David Segal

The ultimate consumer affairs article about what is perhaps the worst customer service in the history of humankind.

CONELRAD ADJACENT

Hiroshima: This Is Your Life by Bill Geerhart

On May 11, 1955, before an audience of millions of viewers, a survivor of the Hiroshima bombing was shocked to receive a handshake from the co-pilot who flew the mission to destroy his city.

THE NEW YORK REVIEW OF BOOKS

Generation Why by Zadie Smith

A review of The Social Network. And a meditation on the ways that technology can shape and change how we think and behave toward one another.

THE NEW YORK REVIEW OF BOOKS

The Beck Revelation by Mark Lilla

By taking Glenn Beck’s ideas seriously, the author gets as close as anyone has to teasing out what motivates the Fox News host and his bizarre brand of cable tv and talk radio.

ESQUIRE

TV’s Crowning Moment Of Awesome by Chris Jones

(If you enjoy the piece, also listen to Act Four in this episode of This American Life.)

Terry Kniess performed better than anyone in the long history of The Price Is Right – so well that producers freaked out backstage as he racked up winnings. Was it luck? Skill? Or did he cheat?

The Innovative & Creative

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THE SAN FRANCISCO PANORAMA

Could It Be That the Best Chance to Save a Young Family From Foreclosure is a 28-Year-Old Pakistani American Playright-slash-Attorney who Learned Bankruptcy Law on the Internet? Wells Fargo, You Never Knew What Hit You by Wajahat Ali

One of the most fun pieces of the year, despite its subject – a newly minted lawyer trying to help a family save their home.

DEFUNCT

Long Live The Jart by Ander Monson

The avant garde remembrance of a beloved lawn dart.

RADIOLAB

Limits

An investigation into the outer limits of the human body. How far can we push ourselves?

SLATE

Kanye West Has A Goblet by Jonah Weiner

Rather than tell us how the celebrity profile might evolve in the age of Twitter, the author shows us – and gives Gay Talese a run for his money.

SLATE

Please Allow Me To Correct A Few Things by Bill Wyman

An imagined response by Mick Jagger to the recently released Keith Richards memoir. This is Slate at its best: inventive, smart, and spot on in its cultural analysis.

THE NEW YORK TIMES

The Anosognosic’s Dilemma (Parts 1 through 5) by Errol Morris

On the intractable problem of not knowing what you don’t know.

THE GUARDIAN

This Is A News Website Article About A Scientific Paper by Martin Robbins

A spot on parody.

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TEXAS MONTHLY

Consider The Oyster by Gary Cartwright

An unparalleled ode to the oyster – and a regretful premonition of its possible demise.

FORTUNE

Inside The Secret World Of Trader Joes by Beth Kowitt

Everything you ever wanted to know about the innovative grocery store chain and its uncanny ability to deliver tasty, original fare at bargain prices.

THE NEW YORK TIMES

The 36-Hour Dinner Party by Michael Pollan

Friends. Food. And the ultimate backyard cookout.

THE NEW YORK TIMES MAGAZINE

Tuna’s End by Paul Greenberg

Blue fin tuna can swim as fast as 40 miles per hour, navigate journeys thousands of miles long, and thrive anywhere from the tropics to frigid subarctic seas. Unfortunately, they may not survive long enough to be seen by your grandkids.

THE NEW YORK TIMES MAGAZINE

Keeping It Kosher by Frank Bruni

An Italian restaurant in Crown Heights, Brooklyn is trying to do something every other institution in that neighborhood has failed at – bringing Hasidic Jews, blacks, and white secular liberals together in one place.

GOURMET LIVE

The Guiltless Pleasure by Rick Bragg

The definitive ode to mayonnaise.

Profiles

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NEW YORK MAGAZINE

The James Franco Project by Sam Anderson

That most rare of magazine features – a celebrity profile with an unfamiliar narrative.

DETAILS

Everything You Know About Mike Tyson Is Wrong by Ivan Solotaroff

Few interviews so adeptly force the reader to confront the fact that our complicity in the fame industry is indefensible.

SLATE

Big Breitbart by Christopher Beam

In a year that saw several profiles of Andrew Breitbart this one was the standout – a look at the man behind the bombast and bullshit.

ESQUIRE

Roger Ebert: The Essential Man by Chris Jones

The defining portrait of America’s most famous movie critic, the cancer that cost him his jaw, and the unexpected turn his career has taken after all these years.

THE NEW YORKER

Frat House For Jesus by Peter J. Boyer

The secretive religious organization that ministers to many of Washington DC’s most powerful people.

THE NEW YORK TIMES MAGAZINE

The Jihadist Next Door by Andrea Elliott

As a 15-year-old, Omar Hammami had just been elected president of his sophomore class at an Alabama high school. A decade later, he was on the eastern edge of Africa leading a brutal Islamist insurgency. Why?

THE NEW YORK TIMES MAGAZINE

The Man The White House Wakes Up To by Mark Leibovich

In Washington DC, an obscure publication by a quirky man is widely read among the ruling class.

GQ

The Comedian’s Comedian’s Comedian By Amy Wallace

An inquiry into Gary Shandling as comic innovator: it hints at what humor might look like if our cultural obsession with irony makes space for an earnest but sophisticated avant garde.

THE GUARDIAN

Insane Clown Posse: And God Created Controversy by Jon Ronson

Behind the nasty lyrics, the profane antics, and the clown makeup, a Detroit rap duo reveals a two-decade long plot to trick their fans into accepting Jesus as their savior.

THE WEEKLY STANDARD

The Boy From Yazoo City by Andrew Ferguson

If you only read the passage that caused its subject, Haley Barbour, so much trouble, you missed out on the fascinating life story of "Mississippi’s favorite son."

This Is A Business

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PLANET MONEY

Dreaming of Plastic Crates in Haiti by Caitlin Kenney

It should have been a simple project: if Haitian mango farmers would just put their fruit in plastic crates they could double their income. In international development, however, nothing is ever that simple.

TEXAS MONTHLY

The Lost Girls by Mimi Swartz

The sex trade is thriving in Houston – and many of the people working in it are little better off than slaves.

NEW YORK

Rachel Uchitel Is Not A Madam by Lisa Taddeo

A peek inside New York City clubs where bottle girls play the role of 21st-century courtesans.

THE WASHINGTON MONTHLY

The Closing Of The Marijuana Frontier by John Gravois

In Mendocino County, California, pot is king – and its cultivators face complications unlike any other American farmers.

THE AWL

My Summer On The Content Farm by Jessanne Collins

How the Web’s content farms produce the empty-calorie content that clutters up your Google results.

DESIGN OBSERVER

All Those Numbers: Logistics, Territory and Walmart by Jesse Lecavelier

What the discount retailer – the largest private employer in the United States – can teach us about design and efficiency.

VANITY FAIR

Beware Of Greeks Bearing Bonds by Michael Lewis

"How on earth do monks wind up as Greece’s best shot at a Harvard Business School case study?" Michael Lewis descends on the country to find out, and discovers a peculiar brand of fiscal madness.

THE ATLANTIC

God Help You. You’re On Dialysis. by Robin Fields

The dirty secret of America’s dialysis centers, where kidney patients are needlessly dying.

THIS AMERICAN LIFE

NUMMI by Frank Langfitt

In the mid 1980s, one of Japan’s most successful auto-makers willingly shared all the secrets of its success with GM. This is the story of why the company failed to take advantage of the opportunity.

THE NEW YORK REVIEW OF BOOKS

The Pirates Are Winning! by Jeffrey Gettleman

The celebrity outlaws of Somalia and their brazen, violent, largely successful plunder of global commerce.

THE BELIEVER

Sweatpants in Paradise by Molly Young

A close look at the peculiar environments where we shop.

THE ATLANTIC

Gentrification And Its Discontents by Benjamin Schwartz

Why the Manhattan neighborhoods you love can never last forever.

THE POINT

Predatory Habits by Etay Zwick     
A jeremiad against Wall Street and its out-sized place in American life.

CITY JOURNAL

Start-Up City by Ed Glaeser

If you want your city to succeed it’s not huge employers you want – it’s lots of small entrepreneurs.

SLATE

Tokyo Hooters Girls by Paige Ferrari

"In Japan, food portions are small, women’s shoulders are modestly covered, and Pamela Anderson’s breasts are not a certified national obsession. This makes Hooters’ innuendo-heavy version of family dining an odd fit that the chain’s Japan team had to coach into reality."

BLOGGERS OF THE YEAR

– In lively, exquisitely crafted prose, Will Wilkinson offered posts at Democracy In America that managed a rare trifecta: they were provocative, logically sound, and infused with razor sharp wit. 
Glenn Greenwald, Julian Sanchez, Radley Balko and Adam Serwer for their vital work on civil liberties.

– Joe Posnanski for his delightful sports blog.

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Bonus:I’m the only Caucasian in my part of town. I found this note on my windshield today…

The Stress-Free Guide to Settling Down in a New City

Written by lifehacker

Whether you’re moving to a new side of town or moving across the country (or beyond), getting settled in a new city can always be a little nerve-racking. Here are some of the best ways to get acquainted with your new home and make new friends.

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I recently moved across the country to sunny California last month, and with little knowledge of the area and few friends outside of the Lifehacker crew, it was pretty daunting. Here are some of the things I’ve learned that helped me get me on my feet quickly.

 

Getting the Lay of the Land

Once you’ve actually moved in and nailed down the obvious—finding the closest grocery store, drug store, Apple store, or whatever else you need—the town can seem pretty overwhelming. If you’re feeling a little lost, here are a few ways to make sure you get to know your new home quickly.

The Obvious: Use the Internet

The first thing that probably popped into your head is to check out places like Google Maps,Yelp, or Citysearch to find some of the best places to eat, hang, see movies, and so on. There’s a reason for that: it works pretty well. If you want to grab a cup of coffee or some lunch, hit up one of those sites and look at reviews of nearby spots. Of course, there’s no substitution for trying something out, so don’t be afraid to hop around, either. If you find a movie theater that has the highest rating on Google Maps, that doesn’t necessarily mean it’s the best one or the best one for you—so plan to "shop around" a bit before settling into a routine to quickly. That said, the internet should give you a good start.

The Stress-Free Guide to Settling Down in a New CityAn especially neat trick, if you’re looking for stuff that’s near you, is to just bring up Google Maps, center it on your place, then search for*. The wildcard search works on Maps and will pretty much show you everything that’s nearby, which is pretty handy when you’re just trying to get a sense of what’s close.

Ask Real People

Of course, there’s no substitute to the advice of a real live person that you can ask questions and interact with. Chances are, you’re bound to have at least one or two people you know that live or lived in the town to which you’ve moved. Ask them for advice. Call them, go out to lunch with them, or just email back and forth and pick their brain. Ask any and all questions you have, from where are good spots to eat to where are the parts of town you might want to stay away from, or how bad the traffic is at rush hour (I learned this the hard way when I moved to LA).

The Stress-Free Guide to Settling Down in a New CityA really great (and geeky) way to compile this kind of advice is to create a Google Doc and invite the few people you know to collaborate on it. If you can get one person to get the ball rolling, you can probably get a lot of people to join in, adding their favorite places to eat and things to do in town (especially if they disagree with one another—people have a lot of pride in their favorite local hangouts and will gladly offer up their own advice). It can become self-sustaining pretty quickly. Everyone, even the new people I meet each week, are more than willing to contribute to the doc with their favorite spots/hangouts if I invite them as collaborators.

I also highly recommend crowd-sourcing some responses on Facebook and Twitter, too. You might be surprised how many people are familiar with the area and can give you great advice about anything you need to know. Again, what’s really useful about this is it isn’t just some random reviews around the net—if you can follow up with people and get all your other questions answered, you’ll be a lot better off.

There’s nothing wrong with asking other locals, even if they’re just people you meet for a few minutes on the street, in a coffee shop, or elsewhere. Dropping the simple "I just moved here" line works wonders. It’s remarkable how friendly and helpful people are to newcomers. They’re bound to give you a nugget or two of information you might not have gotten elsewhere, so above all, just be friendly!

Getting Out and Making Friends

The other half of the equation is getting out and finding stuff to do with other people, and forming a group (or groups) of friends. It won’t just happen by sitting on your couch watching Seinfeld reruns, so here are a few things you can do to get the ball rolling.

Keep Up Your Hobbies (or Dig Up Old Ones)

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A great way to find people with similar interests to you is to get out and get active with your favorite hobbies, even if they’re ones you haven’t visited in awhile. If you like electronic music, there’s bound to be a group dedicated to that culture. If you are or used to be a gamer, find your local gaming shop and drop in for a Magic: The Gathering Draft. Even if it’s something you haven’t done for years, it’s a great way to get out and meet like-minded people. Meetup.com is a great way to find groups based on similar interests in your area—just type in where you are and what you’re looking for and you’ll probably find multiple groups getting together during the week. And, if you don’t find one (or don’t find one that suits you), start your own! Rarely are you the only one with your interests in a given town, and if you can’t find anyone, make them come to you.

Apart from your own hobbies, I can’t recommend getting involved with community service and other local organizations enough. That may make you roll your eyes, but it’s something you don’t need any former experience to get involved in, everyone’s always super friendly, and at the very least, you’ll get some free DIY skills out of it. Anything that gets you out and social is going to make you feel better than sitting at home doing nothing, so you’ve got nothing to lose by getting out there.

Meet Friends of Friends

If you already have a friend or two in town, you’re pretty lucky. Take advantage of it! Even if you aren’t best friends with them, accept any invitation you get to hang out—you might find a friend of theirs that you have a remarkable amount in common with. Don’t give up after one meeting, either. The more time you spend around people, the more likely you are to become friends with them, even if you didn’t originally think you would. After all, are we really in a position to be picky?

Don’t be afraid to contribute to the group, either. Don’t let everyone else always make the plans and invite you, or you’ll seem like you aren’t interested. if you’ve got a place in that Google Doc you want to go eat for dinner, go ahead and invite all of them out. That way you seem like an actual contributor and not just a tagalong, and they’ll be more likely to think of you when other plans come around.

Take Initiative

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You won’t meet anybody just sitting at home alone, so when you have the opportunity to get out of the house, take it. Instead of getting takeout and heading home, eat out by yourself. Work in coffee shops. It may feel awkward at first, but there isn’t anything wrong with grabbing a book (or your favorite read-it-later service) and enjoying the sunshine a little. You never know when someone will strike up a conversation about what you’re reading.

Again, don’t turn down any invitations you get. Even if it’s something you wouldn’t necessarily do, take the opportunity to get out of the house (unless, you know, it’s an invitation to go rob a bank—it’s probably okay to turn that down). Photo by Sahaja Meditation.

Don’t Stress About It

No matter how much you put yourself out there, you’re still likely to have some time to yourself at home, and that’s okay. Don’t set your expectations too high, and enjoy the relaxation time while you can (I hear Portal 2 is great)! It may take some time, but things will unfold naturally. Don’t worry too much if you don’t slip into a routine to quickly. These tips are meant to help, but they won’t make a new life magically appear before you. As with everything, the more positive an attitude you have, the more likely it is that good things will happen.


A lot of this is pulled from my own experience over the past few years, and suggestions from others that have done the same. For more tips on getting acquainted with a new city, be sure to check out our top 10 tools for finding cool stuff nearby, as well as our guide to finding the best spots in a new city. And, of course, if you have any of your own hard-earned insight, share it with us in the comments.

 

Bonus: Great shot, sir!

Top 50 Internet Reactions to Osama bin Laden’s Death

Written by ranker

Barack Obama hunting down, actually finding, and then killing Osama bin Laden spurred more knee-jerk internet reactions of people thinking they’d thought of something original since Balloon Boy was in the air. So, amidst a sea of poorly executed Waldo jokes and some really truly, horrible, hate-filled Facebook statuses, here are the fifty funniest reactions the internet had to offer about Obsama bin Laden’s death (that didn’t involve college students getting drunk by the hundreds to celebrate an assassination.) Only ten years later. NOTE: List is 2 pages long (there’s too much great stuff not to keep adding to this thing).

This easily earns the top spot. You’ve really gotta hand it to Fox News. In a sea of quasi-understandable typos, these guys actually said it. "President Obama is dead."

The quiet, direct simplicity of the website ObamaKilledOsama.com makes the list because that is a badass picture of young Obama.

You can always count on a hilariously exaggerated video from Taiwan news channel NMA News. You might know them for animating the news on a regular basis. This one is a liiiittle brutal, though. But, it’s NMA News and they always make you laugh at least once.


So, apparently this guy live-tweeted the actual RAID itself. He didn’t know that he was tweeting history, but luckily, this over-sharing Twitter hound provided us with a view of exactly what it would be like to be near such a huge event and not even know it.

The Complete Guide to Not Giving a F**k

Written by inoveryourhead

Ok, I have a confession to make.

I have spent almost my whole life– 31 years–  caring far too much about offending people, worrying if I’m cool enough for them, or asking myself if they are judging me.

I can’t take it anymore. It’s stupid, and it’s not good for my well being. It has made me a punching bag–  a flighty, nervous wuss. But worse than that, it has made me someone who doesn’t take a stand for anything. It has made me someone who stood in the middle, far too often, and not where I cared to stand, for fear of alienating others. No more. Not today.

Today, ladies and gentlemen, is different.

We’re going to talk about the cure. We’re going to talk about what’s necessary. We’re going to talk about the truth.

Do you wonder if someone is talking shit about you? Whether your friends will approve? Have you become conflict-avoidant? Spineless?

Well, it’s time you started not giving a fuck.

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FACT NUMBER 1. People are judging you right now.

Yes, it’s really happening right at this moment. Some people don’t like you, and guess what? There’s nothing you can do about it. No amount of coercion, toadying, or pandering to their interests will help. In fact, the opposite is often true; the more you stand for something, the more they respect you, whether it’s grudgingly or not.

What people truly respect is when you draw the line and say “you will go no further.” They may not like this behaviour, but so what? These are people don’t like you anyway, why should you attempt to please people who don’t care for you in the first place?

Right. Then, there’s Internet trolls. That’s a whole other thing.

Regular people are fine– you don’t actually hear it when they’re talking behind your back. But on the web, you do see it, which changes the dynamic drastically. They have an impact because they know you have your vanity searches, etc. But the real problem with Internet haters is that they confirm your paranoid delusion that everyone out there secretly hates you.

Thankfully, that’s not actually true. So the first noble truth is that most people don’t even care that you’re alive. Embrace this, my friends, for it is true freedom. The world is vast and you are small, and therefore you may do as you wish and cast your thoughts of those who dislike it to the side.

FACT NUMBER 2. You don’t need everyone to like you.

This stuff is crazy, I know, but it’s cool, you’ll get used to it. Here’s the next thing: not only do most people not know that you exist, and some are judging you, but it totally does not matter even if they are.

How liberating this is may not even hit you yet, but it will. Check this out: when people don’t like you, nothing actually happens. The world does not end. You don’t feel them breathing down your neck. In fact, the more you ignore them and just go about your business, the better off you are.

You know when they say “the best revenge is a life well lived”? Well, this is true, but it isn’t the whole truth. A life well lived is great, yes, but it cannot happen while you are sweating about who your detractors are and what they think. What you have to do, what you have no choice but to do, is accept it and move on.

So not giving a fuck is actually a necessary precedent to create a good life for yourself. It can’t happen without it. That’s why you have to begin today.

FACT NUMBER 3. It’s your people that matter.

Ok, so you’ve adjusted to the fact that most people in the world are barely aware of your existence, and you’re also conscious of the fact that those who don’t like you are in the obscenely small minority and don’t actually matter. Awesome. Next you need to realize that the people who do care about you, and no one else, are those you need to focus on.

Relationships are weird. Once we’re in one (with family, a spouse, whatever), we promptly begin to take the other person for granted and move on to impressing strangers instead– say, our boss. Then, once we’ve impressed our boss, we start taking him for granted too, and so on, in an endless cycle of apathy. It’s like we always prefer to impress and charm the new than to work on what we already have.

But these people– your champions– they understand your quest or your cause. They make you feel good when you’re around them, make you laugh or make you feel like you can just be yourself. They make you feel relaxed or at ease. You’ve shared things with them. They’re important. Focus on them instead.

FACT NUMBER 4. Those who don’t give a fuck change the world. The rest do not.

So I’m reading this horrible book right now by Stephen King called the Long Walk. It’s a contest where people walk without sleeping or resting, and if they do stop, they are killed. (That’s actually every Stephen King book– “there’s a clown, but it kills!” “There’s a car, but it kills!” etc.)

I suspect this book is a metaphor for war, but it also captures perseverance very well. What it takes to move past anything is to simply realize that your obstacle is unimportant, and that it can be dismissed. This is true whether you’re running a marathon or trying to get to Mars.

If you dismiss the things that do not matter; if you remove those things from your mind and focus on what must be done; if you understand that your time is limited and decide to work now; only then will you be able to get to the finish line. Otherwise, you will be dissuaded into living a life you aren’t interested in.

Side note: You need to handle failure and obscurity better. You may be in a tough place right now where you feel lonely or like a loser. No worries, we’ve all been there. But it’s time for you to realize how common these things are, and that they’re experienced by even the most successful and happiest people in the world. Those people get past them, and you will too.

The eye is watching

You want to know something? This actually has nothing to do with anyone else. It has everything to do with you.

I had a discussion with Jonathan Fields the other week that was about the use of swearing (and “true voice”) on blogs. I watched him on a Skype video as we did this, and I could actually pinpoint the moment where he was about to say “fuck” but almost stopped himself. It was amazing. So I called him out on it. “You felt it just now, didn’t you?”

Everyone has an internetal eye. It always watching. It has been slowly constructed by society at large and by your friends and family, and it checks you for unacceptable behaviour. If you have had it around for long enough, you actually start to believe that the eye is you, and that you’re “being reasonable” or some other rationalization.

But the eye isn’t you at all. It is a prison, and you have justified its existence by obeying it. It’s strong because you let it be strong.

But the secret, the part that’s amazing, is that it can’t do anything to stop you, even if it wanted to. It’s an eye. It can only watch. The rest of you is free to act as you wish.

How to get back your self-respect in five easy steps

STEP 1. Do things that you consider embarrassing.

My girlfriend and I have been breaking in Vibram Fivefingers in preparation for the massive walk we are doing. Have you ever seen these shoes? They’re amazing for you knees and give you no blisters, but they are the ugliest thing imaginable. Yesterday, I wore them with a sweet bowtie I put on for Easter. I looked like a crazy person.

As I said at the beginning of this post, I am deeply aware and can become quite upset by people’s judgment– I think a lot of people are, but don’t admit it. But as I walked by people in my techno-clown outfit, not a single person looked at me. Nobody cared, and it slowly dawned on me that even if people did look at me weird, they just walked by. Later, they would forget about me entirely.

You must try this. Find your internal filters and break them, one at a time. Notice how society, like an ocean, smoothes over the waves you make, until what you do gets eliminated, or becomes the status quo. Work with this.

STEP 2. Accept, or deal with, awkwardness.

It’s widely known that interviewers get their best material by being quiet and allowing silence to force words out of a politician or celebrity.

You may be uncomfortable with silence. I know I still am. But I have been working on it and have to say that it is a much more serene state to be in than trying to cover it up with random babbling just to fill up the air. This is one type of awkwardness, a kind that you should feel comfortable about and learn to live with.

Another kind of social awkwardness is this in-between space where you might have done something wrong or been wronged, but don’t say anything. I’ve been given a few harsh lessons in my time and come away realizing that the freedom that comes from talking about an uncomfortable truth is better than the comfort of avoiding that talk altogether.

Someone told me recently that the Clintons’ method for earning respect in politics is this: if someone pushes you, push back twice as hard. This is much better than awkwardness. It’s clear, it’s not passive aggressive, and you know where you stand. Start doing this immediately.

STEP 3. Refuse boundaries.

The video above was taken in 1970, right when the Front de Libération du Québec had killed Premier Pierre Laporte and put his body in the trunk of a car. Trudeau’s “Just watch me” is one of the most famous phrases in Canadian political history. The journalists are trying to trap him into choosing on-camera between a safety/police-state and civil liberties/freedom but Trudeau refuses their boxes.

The Liberal Party of Canada no longer has any balls, but for us, there’s still hope. Walk where you want to walk. Don’t accept false choices. Don’t let people dictate how you should live your life. Definitely don’t listen to the eye.

STEP 4. Tell the truth.

You don’t need to be an asshole, but the world does not need another conflict-avoidant, evasive person. No one wants another individual who steps in line with everyone else. The status quo is doing fine without you, so it’s up to you to call bullshit if you see it.

Don’t mind-read either. Telling the truth means seeing the truth, not adding your own layer of sugar coating or suspected emotion on top of it.

STEP 5. Begin your new life.

This step can’t happen without the others, but once you’ve gotten here, you can safely begin to explore a whole new world– one where anything you do is fine as long as it isn’t seriously hurting anyone else. Wanna explore old abandoned buildings? No problem, as long as you’re ready to live with the consequences. Feel like hanging from hooks or get whipped by a dominatrix? Go ahead, but be safe about it.

Once you begin on this path, you start to discover that practically everyone is capable of understanding the weird things that you do. In fact, it makes you interesting and worth paying attention to, further feeding into your plans of world domination, should you have any.

But none of this fun can happen without you recognizing, and walking past, the eye. Doing this is a powerful act of control which builds momentum and makes you strong.

Take back your self respect. Do it today– try it right now. Wear something ugly. Do something stupid. Tell someone the truth.

It doesn’t fucking matter.

Bonus:Cats..

Go the Fuck to Sleep: a storybook for exhausted parents

Collected by boingboing

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This is going to be my default gift for my friends who have kids.

Go the Fuck To Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing off to dreamland. Honest, profane, and affectionate, Adam Mansbach’s verses and Ricardo Cortés’ illustrations perfectly capture the familiar–and unspoken–tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night, and open up a conversation about parenting in the process. Beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny, Go the Fuck to Sleep is a perfect gift for parents new, old, or expectant. Here is a sample verse:The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear
Please go the fuck to sleep.

Go the Fuck to Sleep

 

Bonus: I’m from Massachusetts where we have a bunch of towns with stupid names. In one particular town of Sandwich, this is what their cruisers have on the side

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30 Greatest Album Covers Of All Time

Collected by livemusicguide

WE NEED YOUR INPUT!

We have relaunched this list in our never ending endeavour to create the most comprehensive list of the all-time best album covers – so we need your help!  Please use the comment section below to let us know which albums art you feel is missing from this list – Please participate!

One of the most overlooked consequences of the current digitialization of music is its effects on the artform that is the album cover.  Once upon a time, if you wanted to buy an album, you would meander into your local record store and browse through the album sections, and lo! and behold! you were mesmorized by amazing cover art as large as your head.  Today?  Click, download, and that’s it.  Of course, if you’re fortunate, the album art might take up a square inch of your iPod screen.

In honor of this lost art, we had compiled a list of our 30 favorite album covers of all time.  Since then friends of LiveMusicGuide.com have added to our list .

From Gentle Giant to The Who to N.W.A. to the Strokes, these are examples of the enormous power a single image can have on the whole of our musical experience.

Page One: Our original list of 30

Page Two: Contributions from our readers

Our Original List of 30

At the very least, The Who Sell Out spawned the classic rock anthem "I Can See For Miles."  But there is much more to this album than that singular hit that had such a strong impact on fans since the album’s release.

Tracks are connected by bits of fake radio commercials and brass fanfares. Really, there’s a little of everything thrown into the mix. Considering the record’s content, a concept album built around faux commercials and public service announcements, the cover of The Who Sell Out makes sense.  And even over 40 years later, the cover elicits the same chuckles, and may even fall into the "thought-provoking" category.  Still, a picture of Roger Daltrey sitting in a tub of Heinz Baked Beans is an image few have an easy time swallowing without suffering lingering, ill after-effects.

Recorded in the U.S. in a three-and-a-half day flurry of inspired activity before the band members’ visas expired, Disraeli Gears continued to present the legendary, unprecedented rock power-trio acrobatics pioneered by Cream on their debut Fresh Cream.

The acronymic "SWLABR (She Walked Like a Bearded Rainbow)" for instance, featured some of the band’s most fiery instrumental interplay. The album, with its eye-catching day-glo cover, was produced by Felix Pappalardi (who went on to co-found the Cream-inspired Mountain) and once again featured collaborations between singer/bassist Jack Bruce and lyric poet Pete Brown.

The Top Five hit "Sunshine Of Your Love," however, was written by Brown and Eric Clapton. That iconic riff-rocker, along with the slinky, bluesy "Strange Brew," and the mythographic, wah-wah stomper "Tales of Brave Ulysses" was a staple of rock radio forever after, making DISRAELI GEARS one of the seminal ’60s rock albums. Despite the good humor suggested by the jokey a capella reading of "Mother’s Lament," however, all was far from peace and love in the Cream camp at the time, as internal and external pressures broke up the band by the end of 1968.

Of course the cover art was inspired by an era that made halucinagens quite popular.  I imagine, at the time, more than one enthusiastic cry of, "Dude, check out Disraeli Gears!" was sounded by adoring fans while under the influence of God knows what.

Another undeniably "trippy" cover, Axis: Bold As Love was the follow-up toAre You Experienced?, and represented a much more conscious use of the recording studio’s possibilities. Where his live shows continued to showcase the raw rocking power of the Experience, the recording studio gave Hendrix the composer/arranger a broader palette.

There are still plenty of powerful blues/rock-inflected songs, such as the menacing "If 6 Was 9," the rolling "Spanish Castle Magic" and the spatial title tune. But "Up from the Skies" is a jazzy trio romp, featuring Hendrix’s bluesy, vocalized wah-wah pedal. And on the ballads "Little Wing" and "Castles Made of Sand," Hendrix shifts the focus from the band to the silvery chord/melody accompaniments he often employed to complement his vocals. They are an orchestral effect unto themselves.

"…for folks who’ve never heard Jimi on vinyl, the rainbow fantasia world of Hendrix awaits you in all its polyphonic peacock glory…." – Mojo

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For an album cover that’s so universally accepted as one of the most defining, if not the most defining of its kind, it’s startling to learn that the idea was completely improvised within a time frame of only 10 minutes.  Yet, what makes Abbey Road the most powerful and influential album cover in existence is the entire urban legend that surrounds it and its meaning. 
To this day, some Beatles fans still believe the cover of Abbey Road to symbolize Paul McCartney’s alleged real life death–where John, in all white, is the preacher, Ringo, in all black, is the mourner, and George, in denim, is the gravedigger.  The almost accidental image that is Abbey Road has yielded conspiracy theories left and right, yet still remains the source of one of London’s most celebrated landmarks, where tourists to this day try to replicate that famous pose across the zebra crossing.  Moreso than any other album cover, Abbey Road exemplifies that old cliche–that a picture is truly worth a thousand words.

The Rolling Stones were and have never been the kings of subtlety, especially when it comes to sex.  From the start, the Stones were legendary for their sex appeal, an image that went almost hand in hand with their music.  What culminated was legendary cover forSticky Fingers, an up close shot of Andy Warhol associate Joe Dallesandro (and not Mick Jagger) that originally came with a working zipper on vinyl covers.

Pieced together from outtakes and much-labored-over songs, Sticky Fingers has a loose, ramshackle ambience that belies both its origins and the dark undercurrents of the songs. It’s a weary, drug-laden album — well over half the songs explicitly mention drug use, while the others merely allude to it — that never fades away, but barely keeps afloat. Apart from the classic opener, "Brown Sugar," the long workout "Can’t You Hear Me Knocking," and the mean-spirited "Bitch," Sticky Fingers is a slow, bluesy affair, with a few country touches thrown in for good measure.

Funk forefathers, Parliament-Funkadelic, pretty much define the word "eccentric".  If you look at their top songs on iTunes, it’s impossible not to notice such stylings as "Yank My Doodle," "Gloryhallastoopid (Pin the Tale On the Funky)," and my personal favorite, "Aquaboogie (A Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadoloop)."  But the cover for Maggot Brain, showing a woman buried in dirt screaming in distress (or, possibly, euphoria?), is prototypical of George Clinton and P-Funk’s renowned weirdness.

The stunning title track provides the ultimate vehicle for Funkadelic’s late and great guitarist, Eddie Hazel. This moving ten-minute instrumental has Hazel playing through many peaks and valleys, wringing passion from his six-string, and leaving the listener drained by its conclusion. Funkadelic’s masterpiece, a dark vision of what the future holds, articulated through George Clinton’s slightly hazy vision and Eddie Hazel’s astounding guitar work. This CD contains the original 7 track album from 1971 (remastered) plus 3 bonus tracks.

Alladin Sane drips with the seedy sexuality of London’s late ’60s sexual revolution and the cover art immortalizes one of the most iconic images in rock history.  Everyone fromLady Gaga to this guy (or girl?) has reissued it in their own way, but no one has ever surpassed the originality or aesthetic radiance of Ziggy Stardust’s original. 
Bowie retired the Ziggy persona, and in fact, announced his real life retirement from on stage a short time after the album’s release. Although his retirement was not long-lived, its made this cover even more significant.  Of perennial interest and speculation is the enigmatic object on bowie’s neck.

Though the Stooges were on the verge of breaking up at the time RAW POWER was recorded, it still comes across as (arguably) their most focused and powerful release. The songs work sexy, primal grooves ("I Need Somebody"), hopped-up boogie ("Shake Appeal"), reworked, adrenaline-pumped early rock & roll (the title track), and creeping, whisper-fueled come-ons ("Penetration"). The album’s two best tracks, the spastic, take-no-prisoners danger anthem "Search and Destroy, " and the minor key, Doors-influenced "Gimme Danger" bristle with energy and the kind of sleazy, libidinous glamour that keep the true heart of rock thudding furiously. Aptly named, RAW POWER was the Stooges’ third and final album, putting the cap on their small but hugely influential discography. A rock essential.

At first glance the cover of Raw Power seems unremarkable.  The "live action rock star" idea has been remade ad nauseum.  Still, let your attention rest on Iggy’s bizzare, almost otherwordly, androgynous countenance.  Framed in a minimalist black environment, this album cover proves that aestetically simple and compelling can coexist when the most charasmatic frontman in all of punk rock is involved.

A band that’s known for their album covers, Wish You Were Here somehow stands above the rest.  And the story behind the photo shoot–just as great.  With the wind blowing in the wrong direction, the fire coming off the "burning man’s" repellant suit and wig blew the other man’s way–and burned his mustache.  Turns out, the pain was well worth it for Pink Floyd–the 1974 ode to former band leader Syd Barrett spawned the legendary title track and remains one of their most celebrated albums.

The Ramones’ self-titled debut is a justifiably adored album–not just one of the best albums to come out of the initial New York punk explosion of the mid-’70s, but one of the greatest rock and roll albums of all time.  Changeups like the bubblegummy near-ballad "I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend" and the uncharacteristically harsh "53rd and 3rd" (an unsentimental song about Dee Dee Ramone’s days as a teenage hustler) vary the album’s sound and mood more than its detractors (and even some of its fans) maintain.

And this cover is punk rock.  Just ask Weezer, the Strokes, and pretty much every punk rock (or pop-punk) band today–everything they do ultimately comes down to this Ramones’ debut, recorded just two years after they played their first show.

Iron Maiden belongs to that rare group of artists that can claim an official, bonafide mascot; Eddie, the ghoulish zombie-like creature controlling Satan like a puppet in the top-right corner of the metal giants’ most prominent album, The Number and the Beast.  Eddie continues to make appearances on every Iron Maiden cover, including 2010’s The Final Frontier.

The original Eddie was just a theatrical mask. It can be seen in the band photos on the first album and on the "Running Free" single picture sleeve. It was a face right next to the band’s logo. It was connected to a pump that would eject various kinds of liquids, from food dye to paint, and would drool over Doug Sampson wh o was the drummer at the time. Fans would also try to throw things into the mouth at gigs.

The actual character of Eddie was created by Derek Riggs.

Like many, most of my knowledge of Rick James: the man, comes from The Chappelle Show, so I imagined that Dave Chappelle probably exaggerated the Superfreak’s eccentric persona.  And then I saw Throwin Down’ ….

This was vocalist David Lee Roth’s final record for the band and as such, the album stands as a testament of worth somewhere between high camp and high class. Eddie Van Halen’s venerable, rolling guitar pulled immaculately into place, while his new-found love of the keyboard gave them their first international smash with "Jump." However, it is the quite demented rush of "Panama," and the hilarious "Hot For Teacher," with Roth exuding a droll litany of school-yard fantasies over a thunderous Alex Van Halen backbeat, that gives ultimate credence to the rock ‘n’ roll party that was the Roth/Van Halen partnership.

It’s a cute angel baby smoking a cigarette–what other reason do you need?

Musically, BORN IN THE USA was as lean and muscular as Springsteen himself, trading in the E Street Band’s over-the-top saxophone-and-piano sound of old for a sleeker, forward-driving guitar-and-synthesizer feel (foreshadowing a future in which long-time sax sidekick Clarence Clemons would be gone, and mild-mannered pianist/synth-player Roy Bittan would emerge as a full-blown collaborator). Continuing in the vein of NEBRASKA, the songs were plainspoken, folk-derived tunes, although this time they leapt into big, sing-along choruses. And, seemingly, the whole world sang along.

For every Death Certificate, there’s a Born in the U.S.A.  Despite the infamous Vietnam-themes content of the title, the legendary cover of Springsteen’s highest selling album is unquestionably patriotic.  The white t-shirt, the blue jeans and the red hat–all symbols of pure Americana, flaunted by music’s working class hero.

Surprisingly, this one was a bit controversial in its day.  Back when Nothing’s Shocking, which spawned the alt-rock classics "Jane Says" and "Mountain Song," was released in 1988, nine of the eleven major record retailers refused to sell the album, and other stores only sold it wrapped in a brown paper bag.  Nevertheless, Perry Farrell and the rest of Jane’s took ironic humor to a new level amidst the fuss, issuing an alternate cover featuring, on a white backdrop, the opening lines of the First Amendment.



Like The Ramones is for punk, the cover of Straight Outta Compton is the epitome of gangsta rap.  Released during a time when Reaganomics continued to ravage inner city neighborhoods, and hip-hop had yet to become a universally accepted form of music, there was nothing more daring (or terrifying) than issuing a debut album featuring Eazy-E pointing a gun towards the camera, while Dr. Dre, Ice Cube and the rest of N.W.A. looks down emotionless .

It’s sometimes hard to believe that, years before Are We There Yet?, Ice Cube was best known as arguably the most controversial rapper in the world.  On 1991’s Death Certificatealone, he included racially charged statements on drug dealing, racial profiling, and gun violence.  The frightening album cover encapsulates it all, showing Ice Cube standing over the dead body of Uncle Sam, whose cold, dead feet stick out front and center.

The cover of Nevermind was considered a classic from its debut in 1991, helping turn Kurt Cobain, Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic into superstars and Cobain into Generation X’s reluctant spokesman.  It’s also been parodied by everyone from "Weird Al" Yankovic toBart Simpson.  And just in case all you 30-something readers need another reason to feel old, that baby is now 20-year old Spencer Elden, an aspiring artist who recently re-created the famous photo, which can be seen here–it’s just like the original, only a little less cute.

The 1963 photograph of a Vietnamese Buddhist monk burning himself alive was already infamously known when the boys of RATM featured it on their debut album.  Still, it almost seems like the photo–shocking, graphic and in-your-face–was meant for Rage Against The Machine’s brand of fiercely political metal.



Allmusic.com called Alice in Chain’s 1992’s opus, which features the emotionally draining "Would?," "Rooster" and "Them Bones," a "primal, sickening howl from the depths of [lead singer] Layne Staley’s heroin addiction."  Now, I’ve never had the pleasure of using heroin, but I imagine it’s something like this album cover.  A truly frightening image.

I’ve always found something creepy about the cover art for Siamese Dream, one of the undeniable classics of ’90s rock.  It’s definitely not the two cute little girls on the front, but maybe it’s the way they’re depicted.  Like something out of a horror movie, the cover girls on Siamese Dream are shot in a grainy, rough fashion, a contrast of impressions that creates an instantly memorable image.

One of the most celebrated releases in hip-hop history–Prefix Magazine and About.com call it the greatest ever–the cover of Illmatic is arguably just as influential.  Most notably,The Notorious B.I.G. and Lil Wayne famously replicated the same idea on their own album covers, but neither remains as aesthetically powerful as Illmatic, featuring a seven-year old Nas fiercingly staring into the camera amidst a backdrop of New York housing projects.

Sometimes, a cover doesn’t have to include an extraordinary visual spectacle like Axis: Bold As Love or make a political statement like Death Certificate to become an instant classic.  Take the cover for Weezer’s debut album, an image so simple (four guys, blue backdrop), but one that still manages to amplify the band’s irresistibly geeky ethos.

More than six years after his death, Wu-Tang Clan rapper Ol’ Dirty Bastard remains one of the most polarizing figures in hip-hop history.  The man truly thrived on controversy, most infamously demonstrated when ODB made an appearance on MTV in 1995, taking a limousine to a welfare office to collect food stamps.  ODB received a a lot of backlash for that cameo, but later backed it up with the cover for his debut album, which simply displayed a bastardized version of his own welfare card featuring a fairly amusing mug shot.

And that doesn’t make a great album cover story, I don’t know what does.  

I remember, as a seven year old, walking into a local Sam Goody (remember those?) with my mom and seeing the cover of Mechanical Animals displayed on a featured rack.  That image of the ghost-white, androgynous Manson literally gave me nightmares for the next week.  If Manson wanted to scare the crap out of half of America, I think he got the job done with Mechanical Animals.



The Red Hot Chili Peppers’ fixation with California is well-documented, and stretches from 1983’s "Out In L.A." to 2006’s "Dani California."  Sometimes, their Cali obsession goes a little overboard (see the lyrics to "Out In L.A." and you’ll see what I mean), but the cover ofCalifornication–with its striking color contrast and the seemingly endless horizon–is a simple and beautiful ode to the Golden State.

The biggest mindfuck album cover of them all.  And for the guy that wrote "Kill You," it’s only appropriate. Featuring a paranoid-looking Marshall Mathers wrapped in a blanket and huddling by himself on a dirty old floor, The Marshall Mathers LP is a terrifying look inside the mind of one of rap’s most controversial and successful artists–the album has sold an astounding 19 million copies worldwide.  To most people, the album cover looks like a horror movie, but to the guy that rapped about killing his pregnant wife on "Kim," it’s probably just a casual Friday.

OutKast’s artistic progression to 2000’s sprawling Stankonia is well-noted by music critics, but one can look no further than the album cover to realize it.  Between Andre 3000’s bizarre half-voodoo cursing/half-jazz hands motion, Big Boi’s stout, deadpan facial expression, and the slightly altered American flag in the back, a clear ode to Sly and the Family Stone’s There’s a Riot Goin’ On, Stankonia is eccentric as an album cover can be.

This is not the album cover you’ll see on iTunes or in most stores–you’ll probably findthis.  And for good reason–it’s a bit suggestive, don’t you think?  Turns out, the photo shoot of Is This It was pretty spontaneous.  The model in question was photographer Colin Lane’s girlfriend, who posed for the picture after coming out of the shower, and putting a stylist’s glove on.  As Lane told it, "I was just trying to make a sexy picture."  It worked–Is This It was a commercial and critical breakthrough for The Strokes and remains one of the new millenium’s most endearing albums.

P.S.: I’m not sure, but I think that really might be Marilyn Manson’s ass.

There’s a central aesthetic theme to the White Stripes’ clothing choices, album covers, music videos and pretty much everything they do–the colors red, black and white.  Why?  As Jack White tells it, "They’re all tricks to get people to pay attention."  On the cover of 2005’s Get Behind Me Satan, the band’s first real deviation from their signiture garage-blues sound, the Stripes utilize this trick to its advantage–who knows what the hell Jack and meg are doing, but the minimalistic contrast of colors makes this a striking cover.

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