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WHY CAN’T WE GET ALONG: I find it almost embarrassing as an American to see groups here in the states like the Florida Family Association pressure companies to pull ads from TV shows such as All American Muslim. I am finding that some of the most hateful, bigot individuals are Christians especially from the so-called ‘Bible belt’ of the American South.

A number of Americans will hate me for saying this, but some of the most friendly individuals I have EVER met in the world were Muslims inside Iran. Yes, INSIDE IRAN.

My most memorable Christmas … was in Iran right after the Bam, Iran earthquake of 2003. Representing the USA (deployed by then President George Bush) arriving several days after Christmas to assist with rescue and recovery efforts the Iranians greeted us with open arms. While setting up our camp the Muslims found an old pine tree and decorated it the best way they knew how. When asked why they responded that they were grateful that we left our families during the Christmas holiday to come to their country to help them. We were also presented with roses and small gifts. This was all done even though over 90% of the city of Bam was destroyed leaving them with nothing.

I am angered when I see people here in America stereotype Muslims as some radical, bomb making group. As a matter of fact, this goes for any group that pushes their religious agenda on another group. Gays, transgendered, Muslim, Jewish … why can’t all these people live their lives? What have they done to you?

Learn and live with people before you make judgement – respect each other.

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• Be attractive. Don’t be unattractive. (thanks earsofglitter)
• Don’t EVER stick your dick in crazy.
• Masturbate before any moderate life event/decision.
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• Delete Facebook, get lawyer, hit the gym, join credit union.
• Get a fucking tongue scraper. (beefytits wanted this near the top)
• No one knows what the fuck they’re doing
• Fake it ’till you make it usually works
• Buy quality products that you will use a lot. They are an investment.
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• Respect is earned, regardless of status.
• People are far more like you than unlike you.
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• There are money “hacks” (/r/frugal).
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• You don’t have to be nice, just don’t be a douchebag.
• If she invites you up for coffee, it’s not coffee.
• Body language makes a huge difference.
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• Spend time with people worth spending your time with.
• Showerbeer is amazing.
• Be friendly with janitors, secretaries, yard workers, etc.
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• AmazonPrime is free for students (free two day shipping on a lot of stuff).
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• Don’t ever talk to cops (thanks raziphel)
• Don’t try to make grilled cheese in the toaster. (thanks stickysodagun)
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• For the love of the great spaghetti monster use the Reddit Enhancement Suite (thanks yodamaster103)
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• Don’t forget to bring a towel
• Get off the couch and make your body better. /r/fitness is a great place to start
• If you need motivation, check out /r/getmotivated – a fantastic supportive community
• Subscribe to /r/lifeprotips
• Breaking Bad is perhaps the best drama I’ve ever seen. Great TV show. check out /r/breakingbad (thanks edify)
• If you don’t want to end up in the friend zone, you should make your intentions clear from the beginning.
• www.pinklab.com [NSFW]
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• Get AdBlock (google it for your browser)
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• Both religious people and athiests want you to be happy. They just have different views on how to be happy.
• Man code: No talking while pooping. Eyes forward at the urinal.
• Here’s another list of awesome insight from Reddit! Here (thanks Padre_Pedro)
• Place a clean towel on your pillow every night to help cure acne.
• You have two ears and one mouth. Listen twice as much as you speak.
• You can supress your gag reflex by squeezing your left thumb.
• To cool down a hot car quickly, open the passenger side door and open and close the driver side to vent the hot air out.
• It’s easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.
• Asking for help is not the same as whining like a little bitch.
• Never go full retard.
• Tell people that you appreciate them.
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• Thank you cards for gifts go a long way.
• Measure twice, cut once.
• Use [Dropbox](www.dropbox.com) It’s free for 2GB!
• By request: Firefly and Arrested Development are fantastic TV shows. You will not be disappointed.
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• Never promise crazy a baby.
• Safety razors are pro.
• You are not alone. You are never alone.
• Don’t ever go to Reddit for advice

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