Top 2:meirl
Top 3:Mario Puzo, the author of the Godfather books who’d also adapted them to film, had no idea what he was doing as he’d never written a screenplay before. After winning two Oscars, he decided to buy a book on screenwriting to learn how. In the first chapter, it said “Study Godfather I”
Top 4: The American dream
Top 5: We found neighbouring houses with the same colours as our jackets
Top 2: This woman was so nervous about flying, so the flight attendant explained every sound and bump and even sat here holding her hand when it still got to be too much for her.
Top 3: I requested 8 bananas in my weekly grocery pickup order…. They gave me 8 BUNCHES, and managed to only charge me $0.68 – the price of one single banana
Top 4: It’s a new day, he is getting bolder in his attempts to be my cat
This is one of my favorites.
Bonus: This one comes with a warning
While apes can learn sign language and communicate using it, they have never attempted to learn new knowledge by asking humans or other apes. They don’t seem to realize that other entities can know things they don’t. It’s a concept that separates mankind from apes.
Top 2: A Pangolin reacts happily to a human grooming it in places it could not reach or take care of it by itself. There are many benefits to humans having opposable thumbs.
Top 3: meirl
@davidjamesseed Fix up, look sharp ? #pom #pomeranian ? Here Comes the Boy – Theme – 88century
Top 2: Chicago skyline visible from nearly 50 miles away in Indiana Dunes sunset.
Top 3: When I went out to shut off the smoker and put the cover on, I come back to my wife having ate all the skin.
Top 4: Had my facial reconstruction surgery 2 months ago. Was called Megamind, Ken Griffey Jr, Jimmy Nuetron, etc etc. 8 weeks later and feeling a lot more confident in how I look .
Top 5: Miriam Rodriguez hunted down 10 members of the cartel that kidnapped her 20-year-old daughter. she stalked them one by one across Mexico until they were either dead or in prison.
bonus: Best Friend Dad
Top 2: me_irl
Top 3: Selena Gomez reaction on her TikTok live when she found out gifts that her fans were sending Cost Real Money. (She ended the live stream afterwards)
@gomezsouvenir ???#selenagomez #selenator #selenators #fyp #viral ? Je te laisserai des mots – Patrick Watson
Top4: A new friendship started
Top 5: me_irl
Found this sign outside our door after I signed. For the record, I am not disabled.
Top 2: What a glorious day!
Top 3: Sorry that your awful bland food chain isn’t doing well
Top 4: Michael Jackson in 1978, before the plastic surgery, Pepsi incident and vitiligo.
bonus: Seriously? A “baby bust”??
@megumiikeda idk does this count as an intern/job application lol ( @justinbieber @thekidlaroi #stay ? original sound – Megumi Ikeda
Top 2:I ate this camera-pill yesterday since the doctors wanted to see my whole digestive system from inside. It takes 2 photos per second and even has leds incorporated. Yep we are on that point of history.
Top 3: An archivist found a long forgotten 8mm film reel in an old metal box, marked “Philipines 1942”. Thinking it was lost WWII footage, he sent it in to be restored/digitized. When he got the footage back, he found puppies instead.
Top 4: meirl
