Pradeep<\/a><\/p>\n1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick’s Day parade – at any time of the year.<\/p>\n
2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.<\/p>\n
3. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.<\/p>\n
4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off – even while scuba diving.<\/p>\n
5. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.<\/p>\n
6. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.<\/p>\n
7. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.<\/p>\n
8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.<\/p>\n
9. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note – just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.<\/p>\n
10. If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm.<\/p>\n
11. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them.<\/p>\n
12. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.<\/p>\n
13. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.<\/p>\n
14. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.<\/p>\n
15. All single women have a cat.<\/p>\n
16. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.<\/p>\n
17. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.<\/p>\n
18. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.<\/p>\n
19. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings – especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident.<\/p>\n
~Tx Sarasa<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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