{"id":1276,"date":"2009-11-24T07:50:26","date_gmt":"2009-11-24T14:50:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bspcn.com\/?p=1276"},"modified":"2009-11-24T07:50:26","modified_gmt":"2009-11-24T14:50:26","slug":"how-to-make-a-woman-happy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2009\/11\/24\/how-to-make-a-woman-happy\/","title":{"rendered":"How to make a woman Happy"},"content":{"rendered":"
It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:<\/p>\n
1. a friend<\/p>\n
2. a companion<\/p>\n
3. a lover<\/p>\n
4. a brother<\/p>\n
5. a father<\/p>\n
6. a master<\/p>\n
7. a chef<\/p>\n
8. an electrician<\/p>\n
9. a carpenter<\/p>\n
10. a plumber<\/p>\n
11. a mechanic<\/p>\n
12. a decorator<\/p>\n
13. a stylist<\/p>\n
14. a sexologist<\/p>\n
15. a gynecologist<\/p>\n
16. a psychologist<\/p>\n
17. a pest exterminator<\/p>\n
18. a psychiatrist<\/p>\n
19. a healer<\/p>\n
20. a good listener<\/p>\n
21. an organizer<\/p>\n
22. a good father<\/p>\n
23. very clean<\/p>\n
24. sympathetic<\/p>\n
25. athletic<\/p>\n
26. warm<\/p>\n
27. attentive<\/p>\n
28. gallant<\/p>\n
29. intelligent<\/p>\n
30. funny<\/p>\n
31. creative<\/p>\n
32. tender<\/p>\n
33. strong<\/p>\n
34. understanding<\/p>\n
35. tolerant<\/p>\n
36. prudent<\/p>\n
37. ambitious<\/p>\n
38. capable<\/p>\n
39. courageous<\/p>\n
40. determined<\/p>\n
41. true<\/p>\n
42. dependable<\/p>\n
43. passionate<\/p>\n
44. compassionate<\/p>\n
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:<\/p>\n
45. give her compliments regularly<\/p>\n
46. love shopping<\/p>\n
47. be honest<\/p>\n
48. be very rich<\/p>\n
49. not stress her out<\/p>\n
50. not look at other girls<\/p>\n
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:<\/p>\n
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself<\/p>\n
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself<\/p>\n
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes<\/p>\n
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT<\/p>\n
54. Never to forget:<\/p>\n
*birthdays<\/p>\n
*anniversaries<\/p>\n
*arrangements she makes.<\/p>\n
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY<\/p>\n
1. Show up naked<\/p>\n
2. Bring food and beer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1276"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1276"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1276\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1277,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1276\/revisions\/1277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}