{"id":1451,"date":"2010-01-26T15:47:16","date_gmt":"2010-01-26T22:47:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bspcn.com\/?p=1451"},"modified":"2010-01-26T15:47:16","modified_gmt":"2010-01-26T22:47:16","slug":"lunch-notes-from-my-permanent-roommate-my-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2010\/01\/26\/lunch-notes-from-my-permanent-roommate-my-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"Lunch notes from my permanent roommate (my wife)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Written by <a href=\"http:\/\/chrisilluminati.com\/?p=1490\" target=\"_blank\">Chris Illuminati<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lh5.ggpht.com\/_TXdnLKoYLHQ\/S19qlzIeHfI\/AAAAAAAACnY\/go28uNa3Mz8\/s800\/shutup.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>I loved <a href=\"http:\/\/chrisilluminati.com\/?p=1398\">calling her pre-wife<\/a>. I hope the permanent roommate catches fire as well. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Anyway, when we have leftover dinner, the permanent roommate packs us both a lunch. Since they look identical, she started leaving a Post-It note so I would know which lunch was mine. At first they just said Chris but I guess she got bored with just writing my name. She started writing funny messages. I saved my favorites. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lh4.ggpht.com\/_TXdnLKoYLHQ\/S19qmFxQVsI\/AAAAAAAACnc\/dR2haDpJ2To\/s800\/chickenmet.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Stephen is our cat. Makes it even funnier. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lh6.ggpht.com\/_TXdnLKoYLHQ\/S19qk-c3B9I\/AAAAAAAACnM\/e2D80vX4_TM\/s800\/croutons.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lh3.ggpht.com\/_TXdnLKoYLHQ\/S19qneYijEI\/AAAAAAAACnw\/nw8l4aeZIws\/s800\/app.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Two things going on here: I was dying for an iPhone and I was having stomach issues and a day away from finding out <a href=\"http:\/\/chrisilluminati.com\/?p=372\">I needed emergency surgery<\/a>. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lh3.ggpht.com\/_TXdnLKoYLHQ\/S19qm61E5pI\/AAAAAAAACno\/oiuoYReUGP4\/s800\/oliveoil.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lh5.ggpht.com\/_TXdnLKoYLHQ\/S19qnNAh0NI\/AAAAAAAACns\/9VBNHfSLGGA\/s800\/ontopofpizza.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lh4.ggpht.com\/_TXdnLKoYLHQ\/S19qlQHLFiI\/AAAAAAAACnU\/4WETp6dkKiw\/s800\/peas.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lh4.ggpht.com\/_TXdnLKoYLHQ\/S19qmdQvGsI\/AAAAAAAACng\/DURKQ2j4bmM\/s800\/sausage.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lh5.ggpht.com\/_TXdnLKoYLHQ\/S19qkgw77PI\/AAAAAAAACnI\/EicnJfNlT2U\/s800\/tortillas.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lh4.ggpht.com\/_TXdnLKoYLHQ\/S19qmljerOI\/AAAAAAAACnk\/6pYkcHDXVTI\/s800\/weight.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>I eat a lot. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lh4.ggpht.com\/_TXdnLKoYLHQ\/S19qlHEYF4I\/AAAAAAAACnQ\/5N21oFAIIU0\/s800\/lunchstarring.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lh6.ggpht.com\/_TXdnLKoYLHQ\/S19qnkHsasI\/AAAAAAAACn0\/-my7QAA1Obc\/s800\/cutenote.JPG\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Written by Chris Illuminati I loved calling her pre-wife. I hope the permanent roommate catches fire as well. Anyway, when we have leftover dinner, the permanent roommate packs us both a lunch. Since they look identical, she started leaving a Post-It note so I would know which lunch was mine. At first they just said [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1451"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1451"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1451\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1452,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1451\/revisions\/1452"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}