{"id":1498,"date":"2010-02-14T18:34:55","date_gmt":"2010-02-15T01:34:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bspcn.com\/?p=1498"},"modified":"2010-02-14T18:34:55","modified_gmt":"2010-02-15T01:34:55","slug":"10-accurate-%e2%80%98friend-zone%e2%80%99-rage-comics-for-valentines-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2010\/02\/14\/10-accurate-%e2%80%98friend-zone%e2%80%99-rage-comics-for-valentines-day\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Accurate \u2018Friend Zone\u2019 Rage Comics For Valentines Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

Written by regretfulmorning<\/a><\/p>\n

Valentines Day weekend is a gold mine for single men.\u00a0 Unfortunately, most of us don\u2019t know it and will probably ruin any chance of action by being \u201ctoo nice.\u201d<\/p>\n

If a girl you like gets dumped during the week of V-day, it\u2019s logical to be there for her, get her some flowers, and possibly take her to a nice restaurant \u2013 right?\u00a0 See this is where most of us fuck up.\u00a0 That my friends what gets you \u201cOMG I\u2019m so glad I have friends like you.\u201d<\/p>\n

The solution:<\/strong> Put your emotions aside and move in for the kill.\u00a0 When a lion sees and injured gazelle limping on the open plains, he does not try to nurse it back to health.\u00a0 Sure it\u2019s heartless and you might even feel like an ass, but this is how the circle of life works young Simba.<\/p>\n

Here are 10 rage comics to help prove our point.<\/p>\n

Mixed Signals<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Logical Female is Logical<\/strong><\/p>\n

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I Only Date Assholes<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Sex Is Great<\/strong><\/p>\n

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I Was Drunk, lulz<\/strong><\/p>\n

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You\u2019re a Nice Guy<\/strong><\/p>\n

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2 Weeks of Spending Time Together<\/strong><\/p>\n

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From The Girl\u2019s Perspective<\/strong><\/p>\n

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The Friend Zone Explained<\/strong><\/p>\n

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The Friend Zone Solutio(Click to Enlarge)<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Written by regretfulmorning Valentines Day weekend is a gold mine for single men.\u00a0 Unfortunately, most of us don\u2019t know it and will probably ruin any chance of action by being \u201ctoo nice.\u201d If a girl you like gets dumped during the week of V-day, it\u2019s logical to be there for her, get her some flowers, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1498"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1498"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1498\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1499,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1498\/revisions\/1499"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}