{"id":154,"date":"2007-09-30T21:02:06","date_gmt":"2007-10-01T04:02:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bspcn.com\/2007\/09\/30\/the-34-funniest-search-queries-so-far\/"},"modified":"2007-09-30T21:04:30","modified_gmt":"2007-10-01T04:04:30","slug":"the-34-funniest-search-queries-so-far","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2007\/09\/30\/the-34-funniest-search-queries-so-far\/","title":{"rendered":"The 34 funniest search queries so far"},"content":{"rendered":"

Written by blogstorm<\/a><\/p>\n

10,000 lucky people have found BlogStorm via search engines in the last 3 months, not all of the search terms were what you might expect from an internet marketing blog and some were just too funny.<\/p>\n

Here are the pick of the bunch:<\/p>\n

“human powered search market”
“mahalo fail”<\/em>
Jason<\/a>, is that you?<\/p>\n

john chow + matt cutts<\/em>
Best friends forever.<\/p>\n

10,000 one way links<\/em>
Wow. Let me know when you find them.<\/p>\n

“sphinn vs digg”<\/em>
I don’t think you’re quite there yet Danny<\/a>.<\/p>\n

“lets have sex”<\/em>
Not tonight, thanks for the offer.<\/p>\n

“ebay stolen”<\/em>
Really? Who took it?<\/p>\n

“how to have internet sex”<\/em>
Maybe in a few years time.<\/p>\n

“what is the use google”<\/em>
John Chow is that you?<\/p>\n

“wikipedia facebook”<\/em>
SEO nightmare?<\/p>\n

“buying stolen caravans”<\/em>
Not really recommended…<\/p>\n

“caravan stolen what to do”<\/em>
Buy it back on ebay.<\/p>\n

“cookie stuffing +affiliates +wikipedia”<\/em>
Pretty sure the Wikipedia editors won’t like that.<\/p>\n

“get sued for linkbuilding”<\/em>
Not gonna happen.<\/p>\n

“google hack porn pictures”<\/em>
What ever floats your boat. Try MSN hack porn as well.<\/p>\n

“how to make money from reading books”
“making money by reading ads”<\/em>
Not going to make you rich very quickly. The guy who searched for information on how to “make money from paper”<\/em> is at least on the right track.<\/p>\n

“how to take the picture of my penis”
“normal people penis photo”<\/em>
????<\/p>\n

“google sell links $2000”<\/em>
If they pass PR please let me know. Don’t tell Matt<\/a> though.<\/p>\n

“gay cruising in the uk”
“free homemade dog food recipes”
“ferret tracking device”
“famous people penis pictures”<\/em>
Pretty sure BlogStorm didn’t answer these queries.<\/p>\n

“make ?10,000 in 3 days”
“make ?50,000 in two weeks”<\/em>
Just what I like to see. A long term strategy.<\/p>\n

“why people take pictures”<\/em>
Not sure. Maybe to preserve the moment?<\/p>\n

“john chow” slap<\/em>
John isn’t to everyones taste but that’s a bit harsh.<\/p>\n

“perez hilton” nude pics<\/em>
Most people prefer Paris but each to their own.<\/p>\n

“are .biz domains any good for a google consultant”<\/em>
Not really. Its all about branding you see.<\/p>\n

“1 billion email addresses”<\/em>
Give me your email address and $10 and I’ll send them over.<\/p>\n

“can you take pic with webcams”<\/em>
Err…yes.<\/p>\n

“do people really read blogs”<\/em>
Not sure. You tell me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Written by blogstorm 10,000 lucky people have found BlogStorm via search engines in the last 3 months, not all of the search terms were what you might expect from an internet marketing blog and some were just too funny. Here are the pick of the bunch: “human powered search market”“mahalo fail”Jason, is that you? john […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}