{"id":161,"date":"2007-10-07T02:47:41","date_gmt":"2007-10-07T09:47:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bspcn.com\/2007\/10\/07\/25-signs-you-have-grown-up\/"},"modified":"2007-10-07T02:47:41","modified_gmt":"2007-10-07T09:47:41","slug":"25-signs-you-have-grown-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2007\/10\/07\/25-signs-you-have-grown-up\/","title":{"rendered":"25 Signs You Have Grown Up"},"content":{"rendered":"

Written by Salma Rumman<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Twenty-five<\/p>\n

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can?t smoke any of them.<\/p>\n

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.<\/p>\n

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.<\/p>\n

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.<\/p>\n

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.<\/p>\n

6. You watch the Weather Channel.<\/p>\n

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of ?hook up? and ?breakup.?<\/p>\n

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.<\/p>\n

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as ?dressed up.?<\/p>\n

10. You?re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won?t turn down the stereo.<\/p>\n

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.<\/p>\n

12. You don?t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.<\/p>\n

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.<\/p>\n

14. You feed your dog ?Science Diet? instead of McDonald?s leftovers.<\/p>\n

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.<\/p>\n

16. You take naps.<\/p>\n

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.<\/p>\n

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at three in the morning would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.<\/p>\n

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.<\/p>\n

20. A four dollar bottle of wine is no longer ?pretty good shit.?<\/p>\n

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.<\/p>\n

22. ?I just can?t drink the way I used to? replaces ?I?m never going to drink that much again.?<\/p>\n

23. Ninety percent of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.<\/p>\n

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.<\/p>\n

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking ?Oh shit what the hell happened??<\/p>\n

Bonus:<\/p>\n

26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that it doesn?t apply to you and can?t find one to save your sorry old ass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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