{"id":1666,"date":"2010-04-14T10:13:30","date_gmt":"2010-04-14T17:13:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bspcn.com\/?p=1666"},"modified":"2010-04-14T10:14:23","modified_gmt":"2010-04-14T17:14:23","slug":"top-10-sarcastic-the-simpsons-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2010\/04\/14\/top-10-sarcastic-the-simpsons-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Sarcastic The Simpsons Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"

Written by The Sarcasmist<\/a><\/p>\n

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10.<\/strong> \u201cGoodness, I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears.\u201d (In response to Sideshow Bob: You know, I used to have a problem with killing people.) \u2013Cecil Terwilliger<\/p>\n

9. <\/strong>\u201cJust because I don\u2019t care doesn\u2019t mean I don\u2019t understand.\u201d \u2013Homer Simpson<\/p>\n

8.<\/strong> \u201cA sarcasm detector, that\u2019s a real useful invention.\u201d (Sarcasm detector explodes) \u2013Comic Book Guy<\/p>\n

7. <\/strong>\u201cBut I\u2019m a public servant. I can\u2019t use my judgment.\u201d \u2013Superintendant Chalmers<\/p>\n

6. <\/strong>\u201cFamily, religion, friends\u2026 these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.\u201d \u2013Mr. Burns<\/p>\n

5. <\/strong>\u201cI\u2019m proud of you, Mom. You\u2019re like Christopher Columbus. You discovered something millions of people knew about before you.\u201d \u2013Lisa Simpson<\/p>\n

4. <\/strong>\u201cNo, I get my news from the internet, like a normal person under seventy. Farewell, dinosaur.\u201d (In response to Kent Brockman when asked if he saw the six o\u2019clock news) \u2013Comic Book Guy<\/p>\n

3. <\/strong>\u201cOh no! Now who will sell oranges on the off-ramp?\u201d (In response to Lisa saying that Bart is throwing away his future). \u2013Homer Simpson<\/p>\n

2.<\/strong> \u201cAttempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?\u201d -Sideshow Bob<\/p>\n

1. <\/strong>\u201cOwww look at me Marge, I\u2019m making people Happy! I\u2019m the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane!!!!\u2026\u2026 By the way I was being sarcastic\u2026\u201d \u2013Homer Simpsons<\/p>\n

Bonus: The Simpsons Congratulate South Park on 200 Episodes!<\/strong><\/p>\n

A loving reminder on the occasion of South Park<\/a>‘s 200th episode that The Simpsons Already Did It<\/a>\u2026<\/p>\n

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You can see more tributes at SouthPark200.com<\/a>. And be sure to tune-in tomorrow night for South Park<\/a>‘s 200th episode at 10pm \/ 9c.<\/p>\n

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