{"id":1723,"date":"2010-04-30T11:10:43","date_gmt":"2010-04-30T18:10:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bspcn.com\/?p=1723"},"modified":"2010-04-30T11:10:43","modified_gmt":"2010-04-30T18:10:43","slug":"9-deadly-words-user-by-a-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2010\/04\/30\/9-deadly-words-user-by-a-women\/","title":{"rendered":"9 Deadly Words User By A Women"},"content":{"rendered":"

1) Fine<\/strong>
\nThis is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.<\/p>\n

2) Five Minutes<\/strong>
\nIf she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.<\/p>\n

3) Nothing<\/strong>
\nThis is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.<\/p>\n

4) Go Ahead<\/strong>
\nThis is a dare, not permission. Don\u2019t Do It!<\/p>\n

5) Loud Sigh<\/strong>
\nThis is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
\nand wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)<\/p>\n

6) That\u2019s Okay<\/strong>
\nThis is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That\u2019s okay means she wants to think long and hard before
\ndeciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.<\/p>\n

7) Thanks<\/strong>
\nA woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you\u2019re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here \u2013 This is true, unless she says \u2018Thanks a lot\u2019 \u2013 that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say \u2018you\u2019re welcome\u2019 . that will bring on a \u2018whatever\u2019).<\/p>\n

8 ) Whatever<\/strong>
\nIs a woman\u2019s way of saying F\u2013 YOU!<\/p>\n

9) Don\u2019t worry about it, I got it<\/strong>
\nAnother dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This
\nwill later result in a man asking \u2018What\u2019s wrong?\u2019 For the woman\u2019s response refer to #3. (source<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Bonus: Race you to the bottom! <\/strong><\/p>\n

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