{"id":198,"date":"2007-11-13T19:26:57","date_gmt":"2007-11-14T02:26:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bspcn.com\/2007\/11\/13\/10-places-to-have-sex-at-work\/"},"modified":"2007-11-13T19:26:57","modified_gmt":"2007-11-14T02:26:57","slug":"10-places-to-have-sex-at-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2007\/11\/13\/10-places-to-have-sex-at-work\/","title":{"rendered":"10 places to have sex at work"},"content":{"rendered":"

Written by Carly Chynoweth<\/a><\/p>\n

One in five people claim to have had sex in their office building. I did some asking around (and, of course, some looking on the internet) and discovered exactly where:<\/p>\n

1. The boss’s desk. Some surveys suggest that up to 25 per cent of people have bruised their spines – or someone else’s – on their manager’s table.<\/p>\n

2. All 25 desks in your office. Don’t think that you have the energy? Follow the example of this Australian woman<\/a>.<\/p>\n

3. Against a filing cabinet. It might be noisy and it’s possible that at least one of you will end up with handle marks imprinted in your buttocks; on the other hand, a naked break-dancing civil servant might jump out of the cabinet mid-way through<\/a>, making the whole escapade less private but potentially more exciting, if you like that sort of thing.<\/p>\n

4. The editing suite. Apparently this is the preferred place for trysting TV types, being warm, dark and well-covered with CCTV cameras.<\/p>\n

5. On the rooftop or a balcony. Outside, no one can hear you scream. On the other hand, unless you work in the tallest building in the vicinity, plenty of people can see what you’re getting up to.<\/p>\n

6. A sofa. Several people questioned in an informal Snakes & Ladders poll of people we thought might be quite naughty admitted bouncing on their boss’s furniture after hours. One person suggested choosing leather over fabric where possible.<\/p>\n

7. Somewhere there’s food. Depending on where you work, this could be the canteen (mmm, gravy); the staffroom (particularly useful if you are dating a colleague although not recommended if you are also married to one); or the office tea-trolley. Really.<\/p>\n

8. A disabled lavatory. More room than the average cubicle but still smells like a toilet.<\/p>\n

9. The nurse’s room. A lock, an examination table and even some wet wipes.<\/p>\n

10. In the middle of an open-plan office. Go on. Be a devil. But do plan ahead; you’ll need to think of something good to tell the recruitment agent the next morning when she wants to know why you left your last job.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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