{"id":2476,"date":"2010-09-22T23:41:52","date_gmt":"2010-09-23T06:41:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bspcn.com\/?p=2476"},"modified":"2010-09-22T23:41:52","modified_gmt":"2010-09-23T06:41:52","slug":"29-famous-quotes-translated-into-lolcat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2010\/09\/22\/29-famous-quotes-translated-into-lolcat\/","title":{"rendered":"29 Famous Quotes Translated into LOLCat"},"content":{"rendered":"

Written by Shmoop<\/a><\/p>\n

29 famous quotes from literature, history, poetry, and music\u2026 translated into LOLCat<\/a>.<\/h3>\n

(see answer key at the bottom)<\/p>\n

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1. Tah sleep, purchance tah dreem\u2026prolly tah dreem.<\/p>\n

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2.\u00a0 I herd a fly buzz when I died.\u00a0 I atsed it.<\/p>\n

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3.\u00a0 Do not go gentul intah that good nite!\u00a0 Das where basement cat lives.<\/p>\n

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4.\u00a0 Billie Jean?\u00a0 Defanully not mah lubbr.<\/p>\n

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5.\u00a0 Dey say dis cat is a bad muvah – SHUT YERZ MOUF!!!1!<\/p>\n

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6.\u00a0 All animals r equal.\u00a0 But sumz equalr than others.<\/p>\n

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7.\u00a0 Ask not what yer kitteh can do fer you: Iz not listnin.<\/p>\n

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8.\u00a0 Et tu, Kitt\u00e9h?<\/p>\n

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9.\u00a0 Tah b r not tah b \u2013 Das wut Iz ponderin.<\/p>\n

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10.\u00a0 A DREAM!!1!\u00a0 I haz it.<\/p>\n

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11.\u00a0 Mah namez Ineego Montoyah.\u00a0 U killd mah fathur.\u00a0 Pruhpair fer dyin.<\/p>\n

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12.\u00a0 Get dee to ah nunnr\u2026 nunn\u2026SCOOT!!!!!<\/p>\n

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13.\u00a0 Das one small step fer man, one giant leap for kitteh.<\/p>\n

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14.\u00a0 O hai! Grownd contrul?\u00a0 Dis iz Majr Tom.<\/p>\n

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15.\u00a0 Lub iz a battlefield.\u00a0 Youz losin.<\/p>\n

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16.\u00a0 It waz bestest timez, it waz wurstest times.<\/p>\n

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17.\u00a0 No kitteh iz a island.\u00a0 Deyz hatez water.<\/p>\n

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18.\u00a0 Unkl Kitteh wantz YOU!\u00a0 Tah change dah litter.<\/p>\n

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19.\u00a0 O hai sir!\u00a0 I can haz moar porrige?<\/p>\n

http:\/\/lh5.ggpht.com\/_MsZb8mYFoCs\/TJrzSpLE1zI\/AAAAAAAALkU\/LB4haDbxzvE\/s800\/lolcat20-Frost.jpg<\/p>\n

20.\u00a0 Iz in yer woods, takin tha road less trabbled by.<\/p>\n

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21.\u00a0 How do I lub dee? Lemme count da wayz.\u00a0 Un, too, fybe\u2026<\/p>\n

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22.\u00a0 All dat glittrz iznt gold.\u00a0 But itz still fun tah play wib.<\/p>\n

http:\/\/lh3.ggpht.com\/_MsZb8mYFoCs\/TJrzTy0tXvI\/AAAAAAAALkg\/zZNPRtqo4DE\/s800\/lolcat23-LasVegas.jpg<\/p>\n

23.\u00a0 We wuz somewhere round Barstow onna edge ov da desert\u2026<\/p>\n

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24.\u00a0 Let mah peepl go!!1!\u00a0 Wez gotsa pee.<\/p>\n

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25.\u00a0 Frenz, romanz, countrymenz, lend mah yerz eerz!\u00a0 Das right\u2026 jussa liddle closer\u2026<\/p>\n

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26.\u00a0 Quof da raben: Noperz!<\/p>\n

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27.\u00a0 O hai!\u00a0 U can callz meh Ishmail.<\/p>\n

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28.\u00a0 Iz cannot tell a lie!\u00a0 Haha, made mahself lolz.<\/p>\n

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29.\u00a0 Big kitteh iz watchin.<\/p>\n

\u2014<\/p>\n

Answer Key<\/h5>\n

1.\u00a0 \u201dTo sleep, perchance to dream\u201d, <\/em>William Shakespeare\u2019s \u201cHamlet<\/a>\u201d<\/p>\n

2.\u00a0 \u201dI heard a fly buzz \u2014 when I died \u2013 <\/a>\u201c, Emily Dickinson<\/p>\n

3.\u00a0 \u201dDo Not Go Gentle into That Good Night<\/a>\u201c, Dylan Thomas<\/p>\n

4.\u00a0 \u201dBillie Jean is not my lover\u201d, Michael Jackson\u2019s \u201cBillie Jean<\/a>\u201d<\/p>\n

5.\u00a0 \u201dThey say this cat Shaft is a bad mother\u2013 Shut your mouth!\u201d, Isaac Hayes\u2019s \u201cTheme from Shaft\u201d<\/p>\n

6.\u00a0 \u201dAll animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.\u201d George Orwell\u2019s Animal Farm<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

7.\u00a0 \u201dAsk not what your country can do for you \u2013 ask what you can do for your country.\u201d \u2013 John F. Kennedy<\/a><\/p>\n

8.\u00a0 \u201dEt tu, Brute?\u201d William Shakespeare\u2019s \u201cJulius Caesar<\/a>\u201d<\/p>\n

9.\u00a0 \u201dTo be or not to be \u2013 that is the question.\u201d William Shakespeare\u2019s \u201cHamlet\u201d<\/p>\n

10.\u00a0 \u201dI have a dream!\u201d \u2013 Martin Luther King, Jr.<\/p>\n

11.\u00a0 \u201dMy name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.\u201d William Goldman\u2019s The Princess Bride<\/em><\/p>\n

12.\u00a0 \u201dGet thee to a nunnery\u201d, William Shakespeare\u2019s \u201cHamlet\u201d<\/p>\n

13.\u00a0 \u201dThat\u2019s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.\u201d – Neil Armstrong<\/p>\n

14.\u00a0 \u201dThis is Major Tom to Ground Control\u201d, David Bowie\u2019s \u201cA Space Oddity\u201d<\/p>\n

15.\u00a0 \u201dLove is a Battlefield\u201d, Pat Benetar<\/p>\n

16.\u00a0 \u201dIt was the best of times, it was the worst of times\u201d, Charles Dickens\u2019s A Tale of Two Citites<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

17.\u00a0 \u201dNo man is an island\u201d, John Donne\u2019s \u201cMeditation XVII\u201d<\/p>\n

18.\u00a0 \u201dI want YOU for US army\u201d, WWI<\/a> recruiting poster<\/p>\n

19.\u00a0 \u201dPlease, sir, I want some more (porridge).\u201d Charles Dickens\u2019s Oliver Twist<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

20.\u00a0 \u201dTwo roads diverged in a wood and I \u2013 I took the one less traveled by.\u201d Robert Frost\u2019s \u201cThe Road Not Taken<\/a>\u201d<\/p>\n

21.\u00a0 \u201dHow do I love thee? Let me count the ways<\/a>.\u201d Elizabeth Browning<\/p>\n

22.\u00a0 \u201dAll that glitters is not gold\u201d, William Shakespeare\u2019s \u201cThe Merchant of Venice<\/a>\u201d<\/p>\n

23.\u00a0 \u201dWe were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.\u201d Hunter S. Thompson\u2019s Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas<\/em><\/p>\n

24.\u00a0 \u201dWhen Israel was in Egypt\u2019s land: Let my people go\u201d, <\/em>American spiritual \u201cGo Down Moses\u201d<\/p>\n

25.\u00a0 \u201dFriends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears\u201d, William Shakespeare\u2019s \u201cJulius Caesar\u201d<\/p>\n

26.\u00a0 \u201dQuoth the raven: Nevermore\u201d, Edgar Allan Poe\u2019s \u201cThe Raven<\/a>\u201d<\/p>\n

27.\u00a0 \u201dCall me Ishmael.\u201d Herman Melville\u2019s Moby-Dick<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

28.\u00a0 \u201dI cannot tell a lie, father, you know I cannot tell a lie! I did cut it with my little hatchet.\u201d George Washington<\/a> re: the apple tree (according to a biography Parson Weems)<\/p>\n

29.\u00a0 \u201dBig Brother is watching you.\u201d George Orwell\u2019s 1984<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

\u2014<\/p>\n

Original images used via Creative Commons licenses or found in the public domain.<\/em><\/p>\n

1, 3-11, 13-16, 19, 21, 24-25, 27-28.\u00a0 Creative Commons Share-Alike v2.0<\/p>\n

2.\u00a0 Creative Commons Share-Alike Attribution v2.0, Wikipedia user RussianA<\/p>\n

12.\u00a0 Creative Commons Share-Alike Attribution v2.0, Wikipedia user Diego Grez<\/p>\n

17.\u00a0 Creative Commons Share-Alike Attribution v2.0, Wikipedia user Share Bear<\/p>\n

18.\u00a0 Creative Commons Share-Alike Attribution v2.0, Wikipedia user Arad<\/p>\n

20.\u00a0 Creative Commons Share-Alike Attribution v2.0, Wikipedia user Loadmaster<\/p>\n

22.\u00a0 Creative Commons Share-Alike Attribution v2.0, Wikipedia user Liftarn<\/p>\n

23.\u00a0 Creative Commons Share-Alike Attribution v2.0, Wikipedia user Sebastianjude<\/p>\n

26.\u00a0 Creative Commons Share-Alike Attribution v2.0, Wikipedia user Chosovi<\/p>\n

Bonus: Anyone else love these instead of a child?<\/h3>\n

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