{"id":255,"date":"2008-01-06T20:10:05","date_gmt":"2008-01-07T03:10:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bspcn.com\/2008\/01\/06\/flunked-14-signs-of-a-deficient-intellect\/"},"modified":"2008-01-06T20:10:05","modified_gmt":"2008-01-07T03:10:05","slug":"flunked-14-signs-of-a-deficient-intellect","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2008\/01\/06\/flunked-14-signs-of-a-deficient-intellect\/","title":{"rendered":"Flunked: 14 Signs of a Deficient Intellect"},"content":{"rendered":"

Written by Dookie McBride<\/a><\/p>\n

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$\"Sicks\"$ <\/a>
(Photo by Laura Kicey<\/a>).<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
2. Furst kum, furst surfed.<\/p>\n
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$\"Groj\"$ <\/a>
(Photo by Kuminiac<\/a>).<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
3. From a politically astute second-grader.<\/p>\n
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$\"Ff\"$ <\/a>
(Photo by Lettuce1<\/a>).<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
4. Nice try but no cigar.<\/p>\n
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$\"Orange\"$ <\/a>
(Photo by Tiny_tear<\/a>).<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
5. Now hiring: police officers. Minimum educational qualifications: none.<\/p>\n
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$\"Toad\"$ <\/a>
(Photo by Xetark<\/a>).<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
6. In love with all things domestic.<\/p>\n
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$\"Homo\"$ <\/a>
(Photo by 4rank<\/a>).<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
7. Sorry, we can’t not point out how retarded you sound.<\/p>\n
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$\"Water\"$ <\/a>
(Photo by C.A. Shields<\/a>).<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
8. And we all so clearly see who flunked remedial grammar.<\/p>\n
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$\"Donuts\"$ <\/a>
(Photo by Steph Tichenor<\/a>).<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
9. Someone paid for this?<\/p>\n
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$\"Huh\"$ <\/a>
(Photo by Cloudasmoke<\/a>).<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
10. Boat and mast sold separately.<\/p>\n
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$\"Sail\"$ <\/a>
(Photo by The Real Devil Doll<\/a>).<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
11. You!! are!! a!! moron!!<\/p>\n
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$\"Ladder\"$ <\/a>
(Photo by Touchmenots<\/a>).<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
12. Harry Potter’s<\/a> country hideaway.<\/p>\n
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$\"Private\"$ <\/a>
(Photo by Zach Krugler<\/a>).<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
13. Yum.<\/p>\n
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$\"Wings\"$ <\/a>
(Photo by Stephee<\/a>).<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
14. At least there are no spelling mistakes.<\/p>\n
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$\"Patient\"$ <\/a>
(Photo by Seth W.<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Written by Dookie McBride 1. God help us. (Photo by Laura Kicey). 2. Furst kum, furst surfed. (Photo by Kuminiac). 3. From a politically astute second-grader. (Photo by Lettuce1). 4. Nice try but no cigar. (Photo by Tiny_tear). 5. Now hiring: police officers. Minimum educational qualifications: none. (Photo by Xetark). 6. In love with all […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=255"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}