13. The Bend-Over Trick<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/p>\n
Chicks love to show off how well they can do the ChaCha slide on Facebook by posing for pictures with their hands on their knees and their asses extended in full grind position. This is also a precursor to common way #9, below.<\/p>\n
12.\u00a0 The Bend-Over, Squeeze-the-Boobs Trick<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/p>\n
Yes ladies, we’re staring at your ones-and-twos. Unlike the traditional bend-over pose, the purpose of this classic Facebook photo is to highlight the subject’s glorious rack, thus taking the attention off of the girl’s face. It’s a blissful optical illusion for a butterface, and especially effective when the boobs are squeezed together.<\/p>\n
11. The Girl-on-Girl Hug Trick<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/p>\n
It’s a common pose for girls who wish to show their warm affection for each other.<\/p>\n
10. The Cheek-to-Cheek Kiss Trick<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/strong><\/p>\nThis pose takes the affection one level forward. Also, note the boob-grab. It’s another common motif in many-a girl’s scandalous Facebook photos.<\/p>\n
9. The Sex-Position-with-Another-Girl Trick<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/p>\n
Even if it’s just a little innocent grinding, girl-on-girl doggystyle pics push the evenlope one step close to straight-up girl-on-girl lesbian action.<\/p>\n
8. The Bathroom Mirror Self-Portrait Trick<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/p>\n
This is without a doubt the most narcissistic type of Facebook photo. More often than not, the type of women who pose in the mirror aren’t even attractive. It’s a surefire sign of an attention whore who is usually so desperate for online gratication that she’s willing to turn the camera on herself in a bathroom mirror before blasting it out to the Internet. Unless it’s a photo of your buddy blacked out and hurling cheap vodka and Domino’s pizza at 3 in the morning, there’s nothing more disgusting than a Facebook photo taken in the same room dedicated to taking a shit.<\/p>\n
7. The Bag-Over-the-Stomach Trick<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/p>\n
Beware of the girl who has an enormous, over-sized purse over her abdominal region in every Facebook photo. The dining hall and all those empty beer calories were not kind to her freshman year. There’s an 85% chance she’s concealing a Roseanne-esque sumo stomach behind that expensive Italian Christmas present from Daddy. Or else she’s pregnant.<\/p>\n
6. The Headshot Trick<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/p>\n
Blah. Maybe in real life you’re a smoke show, but the world will never know. In fact, you’ve already sent the general public a message: “Pet rocks, cottage cheese, and aluminum siding have more personality than me.” It also screams: Don’t forget to tip your struggling-actress\/model waitress.<\/p>\n
5. The Profile Pic with an Hotter\/Uglier Friend Trick<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/p>\n
Some smokeshows go to bitchy extremes in order to look better, even when it involves falling on the proverbial grenade.<\/p>\n
4. The Never-Smiling-in-a-Photo Trick<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/p>\n
Ugh. These are almost as bad as the girl who posts a head shot as a photo. Seriously, just look at the camera already and stop pouting. This girl is quick to untag herself from any and every album. No matter how loaded this girl gets, there’s not a snowball’s chance in hell she’ll smile.<\/p>\n
3. T<\/strong>he Black and White Profile Pic Trick<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/p>\n
Terrible acne? Paler than Tilda Swinton? No problem! All too often chicks resort to black-and-white profile pics as a nifty solution for fixing all those f-ugly blemishes without make up.<\/p>\n
2. The Ass Shot Trick<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/p>\n
Hey, if you got it, flaunt it. The ass-toward-the-camera, face-over-the-shoulder pose is a perennial favorite in BroBible’s office. There’s nothing like a great ass to take attention away from a girl’s other features. Unlike the example above, very few women have the hot, USDA-certifed rump roast to justify a decent ass shot.<\/p>\n
1. The Duck Face Photo Trick<\/strong><\/p>\n” \/><\/p>\n
Want to look like a skanky female D-bag? Channel your inner-Scrooge McDuck in a Facebook photo.<\/p>\n
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Bonus: What my Bioengineering Professor gave us today<\/h3>\n
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