{"id":3811,"date":"2011-04-08T19:57:51","date_gmt":"2011-04-09T02:57:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bspcn.com\/?p=3811"},"modified":"2011-04-08T19:57:51","modified_gmt":"2011-04-09T02:57:51","slug":"6-things-college-girls-have-to-stop-doing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2011\/04\/08\/6-things-college-girls-have-to-stop-doing\/","title":{"rendered":"6 Things College Girls Have to Stop Doing"},"content":{"rendered":"

Written by Steve DiCarlo<\/a><\/p>\n

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College relationships are a pain in the ass on both ends. But while there are lists all over the internet of things college girls wish their men did differently, there are significantly fewer websites which feature requests that college guys have for their women. Girls, hate to break the bad news, but you aren\u2019t without flaws either. Here\u2019s a list of a few things us guys want you to stop doing\u2026immediately. If you want us<\/em> to change\u2026 we expect you to follow suit.<\/p>\n

1. Invading Our Privacy<\/strong><\/p>\n

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That text your boyfriend just got? It was from his buddy Slappy who is drunkenly texting, whilst humping a telephone pole, outside of the local bar. It wasn\u2019t from another woman. If you can\u2019t trust your boyfriend enough to not ask him \u201cWho was that?\u201d or \u201cAre you talking to that whore from your philosophy class?\u201d, then it won\u2019t be long before he is<\/em> talking to that whore from his philosophy class. Not every call or text is from a girl, and even if it is, it doesn\u2019t mean he\u2019s fucking her. So seriously, stop asking.<\/p>\n

2. Calling Us \u2018Cute\u2019<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"cute<\/strong><\/p>\n

Puppies are cute. So are babies. But guys don\u2019t want to be \u2018cute\u2019 \u2013 \u2018cute\u2019 is the kiss of death. It is basically saying, \u201cAw, look at you, aren\u2019t you precious!\u201d Why would we wanna hear the same thing from you, that our bat-shit-crazy old aunts say at family reunions. And for heaven\u2019s sake, don\u2019t call our dicks \u2018cute.\u2019 They hate that word even more so than we do.<\/p>\n

3. Licking Our Ears<\/strong><\/p>\n

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I guess I can\u2019t speak for all<\/em> guys on this, but come on. I\u2019ll never get why girls think this is an acceptable form of foreplay. Ears aren\u2019t cleaned out as often as they should be. Licking them might feel good for a few seconds, but then your tongue just tastes like earwax. Utilize your mouth for something else. There\u2019s no earwax on our junk.<\/p>\n

4. Sending Emoticons<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"emoticons\"<\/strong><\/p>\n

Some girls think receiving hearts ( <3 ) and kissy faces ( ;-* ) in text messages is some sort of extreme turn-on for guys. It\u2019s not. In fact, it\u2019s fucking annoying. Use your words. Sexting is awesome (albeit complicated when you get those steamy messages whilst in the middle of a two-hour college class on political science), but only when done correctly.<\/p>\n

5. Talking to Our Families Without Us<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Every guy wants a girl he can bring home to mom\u2026sort of. But no guy wants his girlfriend to have a better relationship with his mother than he does. Don\u2019t send our families Christmas presents, or call to ask how things are going without consulting us first. This is college; I don\u2019t talk to my parents and neither should you.<\/p>\n

6. \u2018Testing\u2019 Us<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Girls, don\u2019t pretend you\u2019ve never done it. You\u2019ve all pulled the classic \u201cOh, it\u2019s fine, we don\u2019t have to hang out tonight. Go chill with your friends\u201d, just to later be pissed about it. We\u2019re tested enough in college; we don\u2019t want to deal with that shit when we\u2019re out of class too. Just tell us how you really feel \u2013 don\u2019t expect us to know what you\u2019re thinking at all times. If you\u2019d stop being such a secretive, manipulative bitch, maybe we\u2019d actually want<\/em> to hang with you instead of our boys.<\/p>\n

Bonus: Dear Boyfriend<\/h3>\n

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Challenge accepted.<\/p>\n

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