{"id":4184,"date":"2011-07-29T23:06:58","date_gmt":"2011-07-30T06:06:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bspcn.com\/?p=4184"},"modified":"2011-07-30T08:14:42","modified_gmt":"2011-07-30T15:14:42","slug":"20-things-guys-shouldnt-ever-do-to-girls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2011\/07\/29\/20-things-guys-shouldnt-ever-do-to-girls\/","title":{"rendered":"20 Things Guys Shouldn\u2019t Ever Do To Girls"},"content":{"rendered":"

Written by crazyartideas<\/a><\/p>\n

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20 Things Guys Shouldn\u2019t Ever Do To Girls<\/strong><\/p>\n

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  1. Make fun<\/strong> of her hair, face, body, or clothes. Seriously, don\u2019t.<\/li>\n
  2. Overuse sarcasm.<\/strong> It\u2019s one thing to joke, it\u2019s another to speaker sarcasm as a second language.<\/li>\n
  3. Flirt with other girls.<\/strong> It doesn\u2019t make us want you more, it just makes us angry.<\/li>\n
  4. Cheat.<\/strong> Never in any way will you get away with it.<\/li>\n
  5. Make promises they can\u2019t keep.<\/strong> If you can\u2019t follow through, don\u2019t say it.<\/li>\n
  6. Say \u201cI love you\u201d<\/em> when they don\u2019t mean it.<\/strong> If the girl you \u201cloved\u201d gained 300 pounds, would you still love her? That\u2019s what I thought.<\/li>\n
  7. Lie.<\/strong> You will get caught. Don\u2019t ever under any circumstances try to keep a lie going with a girl. It will not work.<\/li>\n
  8. Deny things that are true.<\/strong> If a girl confronts you about something, she knows the truth. Denying it makes her more angry. Grow some balls and own up to it.<\/li>\n
  9. Pressure her.<\/strong> If she wants to do something with you, she will.<\/li>\n
  10. \u00a0 Talk about other girls.<\/strong> Don\u2019t say they\u2019re hot, pretty, or even nice. We don\u2019t want to hear it.<\/li>\n
  11. \u00a0 Talk to her about their exes.<\/strong> If you\u2019re saying nice stuff, we\u2019ll assume you still like them, if you say shit, we\u2019ll assume you\u2019ll do the same about us.<\/li>\n
  12. \u00a0 Say shit behind her back.<\/strong> No matter how much you try to keep it a secret, she will hear about it.<\/li>\n
  13. \u00a0 Be a dick to her in front of their friends.<\/strong> They might think it\u2019s funny, but she will definitely not.<\/li>\n
  14. \u00a0 Try to make it look like something was her fault<\/strong> to get yourself out of trouble. It will make things much, much worse.<\/li>\n
  15. \u00a0 Ask why she\u2019s mad at you.<\/strong> Say you were wrong and apologize. Do not say you didn\u2019t do anything wrong. If she\u2019s mad, you obviously did something.<\/li>\n
  16. \u00a0 Joke about wanting to break up.<\/strong> It won\u2019t be taken as a joke, and you\u2019ll be single before you can tell her you were kidding.<\/li>\n
  17. \u00a0 Tell her she\u2019s overreacting.<\/strong> If you thought she was mad before, prepare to meet the she-beast from hell.<\/li>\n
  18. \u00a0 Go to parties or hang out with other girls without your girlfriend.<\/strong> No matter how much she trusts you, she will be worried.<\/li>\n
  19. \u00a0 Make excuses.<\/strong> If you screwed up, don\u2019t try to get out of it.<\/li>\n
  20. \u00a0 Talk to her when you\u2019re mad.<\/strong> You will screw something up and end up regretting it.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Bonus: Growing up, my mom didn’t believe in buying Halloween costumes. Here’s her handiwork: Mr. T and Mr. t<\/strong><\/p>\n

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    Written by crazyartideas 20 Things Guys Shouldn\u2019t Ever Do To Girls Make fun of her hair, face, body, or clothes. Seriously, don\u2019t. Overuse sarcasm. It\u2019s one thing to joke, it\u2019s another to speaker sarcasm as a second language. Flirt with other girls. It doesn\u2019t make us want you more, it just makes us angry. Cheat. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4184"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4184"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4184\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4186,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4184\/revisions\/4186"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}