{"id":437,"date":"2008-07-04T09:52:44","date_gmt":"2008-07-04T16:52:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bspcn.com\/2008\/07\/04\/25-historical-events-as-depicted-by-5-year-olds\/"},"modified":"2008-07-04T09:52:44","modified_gmt":"2008-07-04T16:52:44","slug":"25-historical-events-as-depicted-by-5-year-olds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2008\/07\/04\/25-historical-events-as-depicted-by-5-year-olds\/","title":{"rendered":"25 Historical Events (As Depicted by 5 Year Olds)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Written by CRACKED Readers<\/a><\/p>\n

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Children are stupid. We know it’s not their fault, but it doesn’t stop us from laughing at their innocent, wide-eyed idiocy.<\/p>\n

With this in mind, we asked you to depict some of history’s most significant events, as they would be drawn by a five year-old child. We offered $50 to the winner, and the prize-winning entry is below. But first, the runners-up:<\/p>\n

#25.<\/span><\/p>\n


by Illiterati<\/a><\/p>\n

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#24.<\/span><\/p>\n


by angelbrahd<\/a><\/p>\n

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#23.<\/span><\/p>\n


by Gambiani<\/a><\/p>\n

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#22.<\/span><\/p>\n


by CountBaqula<\/a><\/p>\n

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#21.<\/span><\/p>\n


by Cowtppr<\/a><\/p>\n

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#20.<\/span><\/p>\n


by brahman<\/a><\/p>\n

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#19.<\/span><\/p>\n


by mtbutta<\/a><\/p>\n

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#18.<\/span><\/p>\n


by Salah<\/a><\/p>\n

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#17.<\/span><\/p>\n


by keviokevio<\/a><\/p>\n

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#16.<\/span><\/p>\n


by joscott<\/a><\/p>\n

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#15.<\/span><\/p>\n


by phluxcapacitor<\/a><\/p>\n

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#14.<\/span><\/p>\n


by rhinopig<\/a><\/p>\n

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#13.<\/span><\/p>\n


by Bell110<\/a><\/p>\n

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#12.<\/span><\/p>\n


by blemm<\/a><\/p>\n

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#11.<\/span><\/p>\n


by Boron<\/a><\/p>\n

#10.<\/span><\/p>\n


by Sleeper<\/a><\/p>\n

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#9.<\/span><\/p>\n


by Tim<\/a><\/p>\n

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#8.<\/span><\/p>\n


by baredevil<\/a><\/p>\n

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#7.<\/span><\/p>\n


by AgentScarn<\/a><\/p>\n

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#6.<\/span><\/p>\n


by Senor_Taco<\/a><\/p>\n

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#5.<\/span><\/p>\n


by B.Leyd<\/a><\/p>\n

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#4.<\/span><\/p>\n


by chrisolson7<\/a><\/p>\n

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#3.<\/span><\/p>\n


by Bakudai<\/a><\/p>\n

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#2.<\/span><\/p>\n


by Dan The Great<\/a><\/p>\n

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And the winner is …<\/span><\/p>\n


by Bell110<\/a><\/p>\n

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Congrats, Bell110, you win money. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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