{"id":4524,"date":"2011-10-30T23:35:59","date_gmt":"2011-10-31T06:35:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bspcn.com\/?p=4524"},"modified":"2011-10-30T23:35:59","modified_gmt":"2011-10-31T06:35:59","slug":"life-death-top-tips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2011\/10\/30\/life-death-top-tips\/","title":{"rendered":"Life! Death! Top tips!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Collected by lifedeathtoptips<\/a><\/p>\n

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My proudest moment.<\/p>\n

\"Include<\/p>\n

Include some spare post-its in case you need to reroute yourself around roadworks!<\/p>\n

\"&#8220;This<\/p>\n

\u201cThis is a crazy idea!\u201d, says Carly, before awarding it star tip status.<\/p>\n

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All your mates are liars.<\/p>\n

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Conversely, why not pop a slipper in your knickers if unprepared for the arrival of your monthly guest?<\/p>\n

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Hand deliver it straight through their window for a surprise they\u2019ll never forget!<\/p>\n

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Rule #1: using the magazine will always ensure Star Tip position.<\/p>\n

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I do <\/em>want to create a cool statement without splashing out on a pricey rug, but this has left me none the wiser.<\/p>\n

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Grown-ups call them \u201ccappuccinos\u201d, Charlotte.<\/p>\n

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Nothing says \u2018party\u2019 like Listerine-flavoured vodka!<\/p>\n

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Next week: how to use up a wasted piece of bread!<\/p>\n

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Dip your beams when encountering other women.<\/p>\n

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Maddie frequently wakes up trapped under a chair, with shards of glass in her hair.<\/p>\n

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Someone really <\/em>likes shoes :-\/<\/p>\n

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Jade goes up a cup size in the rain.<\/p>\n

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But\u2026my chicken fillets are now made of rice! This is HOPELESS.<\/p>\n

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Mhairi, lovey, they have toasters in foreign now.<\/p>\n

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Rule #2: using the word \u2018funky\u2019 will mean your tip is featured. Even if, as here, you are flagrantly misusing the word.<\/p>\n

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Magazine readers are obsessed with putting sanitary towels in places that aren\u2019t their pants.<\/p>\n

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The most alarming thing is that Anita is only 50. Oh Anita.<\/p>\n

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I question how posh this do was.<\/p>\n

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These is literally nothing fun about this.<\/p>\n

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Added bonus: it looks like you\u2019ve blacked up. Thrifty AND racist!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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