{"id":484,"date":"2008-08-06T09:33:04","date_gmt":"2008-08-06T16:33:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bspcn.com\/?p=484"},"modified":"2008-08-06T09:33:04","modified_gmt":"2008-08-06T16:33:04","slug":"top-5-popular-womens-styles-men-hate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2008\/08\/06\/top-5-popular-womens-styles-men-hate\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 5 Popular Women’s Styles Men Hate"},"content":{"rendered":"
Written by Simon<\/a><\/p>\n As most men chill on the uncomfortable periphery of fashion, we do develop a strong sense for what we hate on women. And while women do style partly for themselves (\u201dI\u2019m the real me!\u201d) or for their female friends (\u201cSOOOoooOOO GOOD!\u201d<\/A>), a chunk of it\u2019s for guys. Ladies, if you\u2019re listening, please read, and get a clue. Gents, you may or may not agree with this list. If I\u2019m missing any, let me know, and I\u2019ll add them to the post.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Nothing like a fashion statement that looks accidental. You look like you were shrooming in a fun house with a nail gun, and the next morning you just said \u201cfuck it, I\u2019ll keep it.\u201d When you\u2019ve run out of original places to stud your head, don\u2019t go random. That\u2019s like a musician saying \u201cwehhh, all melodies have been done before. I\u2019m gonna play random notes wherever and I\u2019ll be so different I\u2019ll be cool.\u201d You\u2019re not cool.<\/p>\n Acceptable Alternative:<\/EM><\/STRONG><\/p>\n Standard piercings, plus, on the right girl, eyebrow ring, or nose ring. Lip ring can work under very particular circumstances. You kinda have to be already hot.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n At first I just felt bad for you, thinking an extraterrestrial symbiote had taken you as a host. How wrong I was. You may be proud that not the smallest beam in the slightest crack of space will get in your deflector shield eye booth, but you look like a bug on hind legs. A bug!<\/STRONG> The stick thin skin-and-bones body type completes the preying mantis fashion statement. While I do appreciate being able to catch the action behind me thanks to your pair of anti-theft convenience store convex mirrors, I\u2019d rather you just BUZZ OFF. Yep – \u201cbuzz off\u201d.<\/p>\nCheek Piercing<\/H3><\/p>\n
Giant Sunglasses<\/H3><\/p>\n