{"id":4844,"date":"2012-02-04T02:58:13","date_gmt":"2012-02-04T09:58:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bspcn.com\/?p=4844"},"modified":"2012-02-05T03:09:22","modified_gmt":"2012-02-05T10:09:22","slug":"how-to-properly-place-new-employees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2012\/02\/04\/how-to-properly-place-new-employees\/","title":{"rendered":"HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Written by\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/102366211018261594737\" target=\"_blank\">Tracy L. Crawford<\/a><\/p>\n<p>1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.<\/p>\n<p>2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.<\/p>\n<p>3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.<\/p>\n<p>4.\u00a0<strong>Then analyze the situation:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.<\/p>\n<p>b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.<\/p>\n<p>c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.<\/p>\n<p>d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.<\/p>\n<p>e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.<\/p>\n<p>f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.<\/p>\n<p>g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.<\/p>\n<p>h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.<\/p>\n<p>i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.<\/p>\n<p>j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Management.<\/p>\n<p>k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.<\/p>\n<p>l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.<\/p>\n<p>m. Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Congress.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bonus:\u00a0The fifties were a simpler time&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/DlDp9.png\" alt=\"null\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Written by\u00a0Tracy L. Crawford 1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room. 2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door. 3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours. 4.\u00a0Then analyze the situation: a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department. b. If they are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4844"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4844"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4844\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4845,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4844\/revisions\/4845"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}