{"id":6068,"date":"2023-01-13T01:04:00","date_gmt":"2023-01-13T06:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/?p=6068"},"modified":"2023-01-14T01:07:59","modified_gmt":"2023-01-14T06:07:59","slug":"i-work-from-home-so-my-dad-wanted-me-to-sign-for-his-package","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2023\/01\/13\/i-work-from-home-so-my-dad-wanted-me-to-sign-for-his-package\/","title":{"rendered":"I work from home, so my dad wanted me to sign for his package.\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Found this sign outside our door after I signed. For the record, I am not disabled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img.bspcn.com\/230113a.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Top 2: What a glorious day!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img.bspcn.com\/230113b.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Top 3: Sorry that your awful bland food chain isn&#8217;t doing well<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img.bspcn.com\/230113c.png\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Top 4: Michael Jackson in 1978, before the plastic surgery, Pepsi incident and vitiligo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img.bspcn.com\/230113d.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Found this sign outside our door after I signed. For the record, I am not disabled. Top 2: What a glorious day! Top 3: Sorry that your awful bland food chain isn&#8217;t doing well Top 4: Michael Jackson in 1978, before the plastic surgery, Pepsi incident and vitiligo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6068"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6068"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6068\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6069,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6068\/revisions\/6069"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}