{"id":871,"date":"2009-03-09T13:02:50","date_gmt":"2009-03-09T18:02:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bspcn.com\/2009\/03\/09\/top-10-instant-sound-effect-sites\/"},"modified":"2009-03-09T13:02:50","modified_gmt":"2009-03-09T18:02:50","slug":"top-10-instant-sound-effect-sites","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2009\/03\/09\/top-10-instant-sound-effect-sites\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Instant Sound Effect Sites"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Collected by Jason Clarke<\/a><\/p>\n

Instant Rimshot<\/a><\/strong>
The classic, and likely original site in the genre. Load this site up before you tell a joke, and hit the button to punctuate your punch line.<\/p>\n

Sad Trombone<\/a><\/strong>
Created in response to Instant Rimshot, sad trombone is useful when delivering bad news. “Honey, I accidentally drove the car into the garage door…” insert sad trombone sound here. Your significant other will be laughing so hard they won’t mind the bad news.<\/p>\n

Instant Crickets<\/a><\/strong>
An alternative that is probably good to have open alongside Instant Rimshot when telling a joke. Use Instant Crickets when your joke doesn’t go over well at all. This site is particularly useful in corporate meetings when telling politically incorrect jokes.<\/p>\n

Emergency Yodel<\/a><\/strong>
When everything seems to be getting you down, you can always rely on your Emergency Yodel button. Yodels are like hugs, making everything just a little bit better. Maybe when my aunt Beatrice comes to town again she’ll accept a yodel instead of a hug? (insert Instant Crickets sound here)<\/p>\n

Bom Bom Bom Bom Wooooo<\/a><\/strong>
The sad horns sound effect from a well-known television game show where you attempt to guess the prices of everyday products. In my opinion, a better sound than Sad Trombone.<\/p>\n

Swanee Whistle<\/a><\/strong>
Basically just a down\/up slide whistle sound. In some ways by itself it’s more sad than a sad trombone. Not sure how you’d use it, since it’s not all that festive sounding.<\/p>\n

Epic Oneliner<\/a><\/strong>
David Caruso’s acting skills are legendary<\/a>, so why not punctuate your day with sunglasses and his serious mug?<\/p>\n

Khaaan<\/a><\/strong>
Beware, clicking this link will open a full-screen image of William Shatner’s face. You have been warned.<\/p>\n

Mister Nice Hands<\/a><\/strong>
Bad taste alert – this is a pull-my-finger page.<\/p>\n

Instant Tumbleweed<\/a><\/strong>
Another one that seems to have no real purpose. I guess you look at it when you’re feeling lonely?<\/p>\n

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additional:<\/em><\/p>\n

Nelson Haha<\/a><\/strong>
Perfect for that moment when your office mate makes a ridiculously obvious suggestion, or spills coffee all over themself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Collected by Jason Clarke Instant Rimshot The classic, and likely original site in the genre. Load this site up before you tell a joke, and hit the button to punctuate your punch line. Sad Trombone Created in response to Instant Rimshot, sad trombone is useful when delivering bad news. “Honey, I accidentally drove the car […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=871"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}