{"id":892,"date":"2009-03-23T21:46:42","date_gmt":"2009-03-24T02:46:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bspcn.com\/2009\/03\/23\/15-most-brilliant-simpsons-quotes\/"},"modified":"2009-03-23T21:46:42","modified_gmt":"2009-03-24T02:46:42","slug":"15-most-brilliant-simpsons-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2009\/03\/23\/15-most-brilliant-simpsons-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"15 Most Brilliant Simpsons Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Collected by karj<\/a><\/p>\n

#1<\/p>\n

Operator! Give me the number for 911!<\/p>\n

\"Operator!<\/p>\n

#2<\/p>\n

“Me fail English? That’s unpossible.” – Ralph Wiggum<\/p>\n

\"'Me<\/p>\n

#3<\/p>\n

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.<\/p>\n

\"Kids,<\/p>\n

#4<\/p>\n

“Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!” – Troy McClure<\/p>\n

\"'Don\\'t<\/p>\n

#5<\/p>\n

“Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.” “Okay Mr. Burns, what’s your first name.” “I don’t know.”<\/p>\n

#6<\/p>\n

Aren’t we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.<\/p>\n

#7<\/p>\n

“My cat’s breath smells like cat food.”<\/p>\n

\"'My<\/p>\n

#8<\/p>\n

D’oh<\/p>\n

\"D\u2019oh\"<\/p>\n

#9<\/p>\n

“Homer, lighten up! You’re making happy hour bitterly ironic.” – Moe Syzlak<\/p>\n

\"'Homer,<\/p>\n

#10<\/p>\n

“Bart, stop pestering Satan!” – Marge Simpson<\/p>\n

\"'Bart,<\/p>\n

#11<\/p>\n

Ralph Wiggum- I choo choo choose you<\/p>\n

\"Ralph<\/p>\n

#12<\/p>\n

Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.<\/p>\n

#13<\/p>\n

“Here’s to alcohol, the cause of-and solution to-all life’s problems.” – Homer<\/p>\n

#14<\/p>\n

“Mmm…chocolate…”<\/p>\n

\"'Mmm...chocolate...'\"<\/p>\n

#15<\/p>\n

I’m Normally Not a Praying Man, but If You’re up There, Please save Me Superman -Homer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Collected by karj #1 Operator! Give me the number for 911! #2 “Me fail English? That’s unpossible.” – Ralph Wiggum #3 Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. #4 “Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/892"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=892"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/892\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}