karj<\/a><\/p>\n#1<\/p>\n
Operator! Give me the number for 911!<\/p>\n
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#2<\/p>\n
“Me fail English? That’s unpossible.” – Ralph Wiggum<\/p>\n
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#3<\/p>\n
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.<\/p>\n
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#4<\/p>\n
“Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!” – Troy McClure<\/p>\n
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#5<\/p>\n
“Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.” “Okay Mr. Burns, what’s your first name.” “I don’t know.”<\/p>\n
#6<\/p>\n
Aren’t we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.<\/p>\n
#7<\/p>\n
“My cat’s breath smells like cat food.”<\/p>\n
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#8<\/p>\n
D’oh<\/p>\n
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#9<\/p>\n
“Homer, lighten up! You’re making happy hour bitterly ironic.” – Moe Syzlak<\/p>\n
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#10<\/p>\n
“Bart, stop pestering Satan!” – Marge Simpson<\/p>\n
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#11<\/p>\n
Ralph Wiggum- I choo choo choose you<\/p>\n
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#12<\/p>\n
Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.<\/p>\n
#13<\/p>\n
“Here’s to alcohol, the cause of-and solution to-all life’s problems.” – Homer<\/p>\n
#14<\/p>\n
“Mmm…chocolate…”<\/p>\n
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#15<\/p>\n
I’m Normally Not a Praying Man, but If You’re up There, Please save Me Superman -Homer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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